to think the UK should have bidets

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Just that really. I far prefer the French habit of having a wash after having a no 2, much more civilised. The British way is actually unhygienic and gross.

Errr... You just fill them up and sit in them! Wash your but, dry with a small towel. What's complicated??

You need a smart loo! Regular toilet that has a water wand thing that washes you! It’ll cost you 3 grand!!

😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

you sit in the floating poo particles? Poo particle soup?

So IBS and piles.... a lethal combination! Like scraping superglue off a bunch of grapes!!!
Water doesn't cut it so bumwash toilet not the answer....

So you fill it up like a bath but then how do you rinse off if there is no shower?

It's like sitting in a bath and then not rinsing off before you get out?

i use a bum gun not a bidet but im fairly sure you dont just sit in the poo particles - dont you just sit sort of in front of the tap and use that to wash?

Surely Wype Gel* (already mentioned several times) is better than baby lotion and definitely better than wet wipes. I hope no one is flushing wet wipes.

*From their own web site or Boots/Amazon/Holland & Barrett
https://wypeuk.com/

I have a fine spray aerosol which I fill with water and a few drops of essential oil .
A quick spray and a wipe dry with toilet paper and we are good to go .

That’s what the poster was asking but @HostaCentral indicated it was simple and couldn’t understand why anyone didn’t get it

I've seen plenty of bidets in the UK thought.

I do think it's simple... I don't know of anyone filling them up and sitting in there though.

You could get a stoma. I have a positively sparkly bottom.

You can get a bidet shower attachment for your standard toilet.

Apparently a squat toilet reduces the risk of piles…

Air conditioning first please. 🥵

Well, yes, that is what I am asking.

I have googled and it looks like there is a spray, but the person who replied to me said that you just sit in it, which doesn't seem right!

But even if there is a spray, it must be difficult to position your bum properly eve if you are young.

Way too much information here 😂😫

Oops sorry, but the whole thread is about bums and poo, so I didn't think my comment was too bad!

Bum gun 😂. .I have a water pistol, that'll have to do.

We installed a bum gun during our recent bathroom Reno and I love it. A good hose down after a no2, what’s not to like. They have them in Asia, I think they are genius. 😂

I have one! , installed on my existing toilet! , have had it for 15 years! , I’m in the U.K. , instead of making it a U.K. issue perhaps you should just get one installed! 🤷‍♀️

Same...rinse it out n reuse it? I literally said urgh out loud. Maybe best to have a few clean flannels out imo.

Just joking, anything goes on this thread it seems 😂

Certain ketchup bottles are the best water pistols, just putting it out there!

Edit to say empty from ketchup that is.