Things that are fecking you off today. Feel free to share.

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Thought I would create a thread for all the everyday irritations that are too petty to share but get your blood up. Whether your oestrogen and agreeableness has deserted you or you are just generally feeling a bit pissed off with things- I feel it’s always better to get it off your chest. And in that spirit-I will begin…

I have a lovely relationship with Vinted (I buy too much shit on here) but it really gets on my nerves when people:

1. post photos of shoes with foot cheese evident all over the soles (ick).
2. soneone posts something with a stain saying ‘it will come out in the wash’. So wash it you dirty gopper.

Also ‘DH’ stop leaving your dribbling toothbrush and bog blocking shites in the loo for me to tackle. Fucking beast.

That is all today.

Possibly…..

I am so tired

Another one bitching about having a cold here.

I’m recovering from surgery (hysterectomy thanks to endometrial cancer) and I’ve only been out the house to meet friends on one single day since then but everyone wanted to hug me and someone seems to have shared their germs with me while doing so. 🤬

DH just called from Aldi. They have no squash.

okay, I’ll go get some from the corner shop.

he says well they do have apple and pear or summer fruit?

so they do have squash?

he says yes but no orange.

okay, get apple and pear. I dgaf

no, they do have orange at the bottom. I’ll get two orange. Bye!

am ded

Ive had a mild reaction to the hair removal cream I used

AirBnB search filters.

I want to be able to filter by "has a bathtub yes/no"

I have to scroll though every picture of every listing to work it out from the photos.

Also ditto for "enclosed garden or yard yes/no"

Pain in the arse.

You don’t have to have an induction. I went to 42 + 2. It’s just become a default now. Regular checks should spot any issues. Mine was 9 lbs but labour was fine.

People who FaceTime the family from high end restaurants without using headphones. FFS no one needs to hear you and your rellies at dinner.

My DH. He has to interview tomorrow for his own job. I get that’s shit. But I’m bored of it now, I have stuff going on too but he is too stressed to discuss or even be a little bit kind 🤨

Bastard!

My body and MH, coming together- forcing myself to work because it is really mainly tiredness due to MH and the other stuff. Felt pretty good this morning until I got off the train and exhaustion kicked in. Could barely walk up to work.
Can’t face arranging a dr appointment I’ll need.
Love football and would normally watch at least some of the World Cup even at the strange times and would have watched England at least first half but not today
😡☹️😔

Today's irritation is the cunt who spat out chewed gum and my twat of a dog stepping into it.
He's a Bedlington and has curly feet. FML

Trying to speak to a gp to ask one simple question about an error I think he’s made with my medication.

Omg I could just cry. Rang first thing but told I can’t call, I have to fill out a form on the website. Okaaay.

The form says don’t expect a reply for days even though I need a quick answer today. 😕

And it asks what your query is about and lists hundreds of health conditions (presumably you diagnose them yourself) but no box that just says ‘speak to a gp’ or ‘ask a question’. Ughhh. 😩

So I tick admin even though I suspect that it will go to the bottom of the pile because none of the other options are remotely suitable - no I’m not having a stroke - but now we wait… 😢

Went into town today and there is graffiti everywhere. Who leaves their house with spray paint and thinks it's a good idea to scrawl rubbish on public property? Bring back the birch!

My daughter.
She's driving me insane.
I genuinely thought that by 8yo, she'd be a bit more independent and I'd get a bit of peace but no, she needs constant attention and can never just do something independently.

Also the fact that I put the pasta on for dinner but I didn't put the switch on for the stove so it's just been sat in water doing nothing for 10 minutes

And my husband's tooth infection. He is genuinely suffering and I feel so bad for him but it's been four days now of him in constant pain and me giving him constant care and sympathy while managing the house and kids alone. It is very privately starting to grate on me

Someone who had never done a spin class turned up two minutes late today, so the instructor had to get off the bike to show her how to set up, intermittently shouting instructions to the rest of the class.

If it’s your first time at least have the decency to turn up a couple of minutes early!!!!

Having to wait for a scan and then having to chase it up myself. I feel much sorrier for people with disabilities or needs which make this much harder for them, though, and it makes me upset that this is the case for them. Why should patients, who are already unwell, have to chase this, instead of the hospitals just doing it as they did in the past?

Scammers… just had to let my burger and wedges go cold while I spent nearly an hour cancelling my card and speaking to fraud team about accessing my account on line again. 5 days until my new card arrives and had to change everything…. there had been payments to an Italian museum… I bloody wish!!!

Use of the following expressions;

Little miss
little man
LG
LO
I seen

Unrelated to those, people who cross the road instead of waiting for the green man meaning all the cars have to come to an abrupt stop, then end up having to wait as the light changes to red again.

May I confess that today my DS is driving me crazy. He has a stammer, it's bad today, not sure why but so is his OCD. I'd love it if he didn't talk for about 30 minutes, to try to reset his brain. But his ADHD won't let him. I love him to bits but....

Just tick the worst medical condition on the list and they will soon be in touch. Then say, oh no I haven’t got XYZ I did it to get some attention!

My mum did the crusty teaspoon thing ...I've no idea why!!!

I'm already completely exhausted. At midnight my 15 month old started crying hysterically and wouldn't calm down because he's poorly and my now 13 year old daughter came crying into my room cos she's too scared to sleep alone. I ended up sleeping with them both on the front room floor. Its her birthday today and was awake at 7 and I hadn't wrapped her presents yet as she always lies in till late normally and was going to do it first thing. Ditto the 20 helium balloons I got for her. She's now asleep on the sofa so I've got to do the balloons elsewhere

My 7 year old came into my room at 5.30am, fully dressed, to ask my opinion about various footballers I've never heard of. Fucking shattered and it's only 9am.