You meet the one. They're perfect for you. Then youve got the ick so badly you eant to set fire to yourself. What petty thing did they do?? 👀

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Eaten tuna 🤢

Monstrous food eaten by those with poor morals.

Oooh my first boyfriend was like that. A proper homage to fromage!

I dumped him.

Kissed me. Many years ago now, I'd had a huge crush on him for months. He had the most gorgeous brown eyes and one night it all fell into place and he kissed me. It was just awful. I can still feel the sensation now. Cold, wet. Terrible and that was that. Could never look at him the same way again.

Wow, that escalated pretty quickly! You've given me the major ick 😂👌

Oh wow, he would never give you the ick whatever he did!
Robert Norster was my favourite from the days when they'd go for a pint in the Coach and Horses after a game at the Arms Park❤(Not in Barry John's class though)

Nice cinema date and then decided to get a Chinese takeaway and go back to mine. While waiting for the food he bought a pickled egg from the jar on the counter and proceeded to munch it loudly next to me.
No.

I’m so easily icked out. Just some of the reasons I moved along in the dating field. It was a long time ago. I was living in NY and looking for a husband so it really was one strike and you’re out 😂
Didn’t know how to use apostrophes - think your/you’re.

Dripped coffee down the side of his cup when he was drinking.

Told me what we’d be doing on our date … sort of ‘so, I’m going to collect you, we’re going to go to the theatre etc’,
Opened my cupboard without asking and looked inside … apparently his Mother’s house was always immaculately tidy but if you opened a cupboard there would be an avalanche. She was also having an affair with a Catholic priest his entire life.
Didn’t wave to me when he left in a taxi.

There were so many 😂

The main killer was that he was never even slightly ever going to stop comparing anyone else to his ex wife.
But the really icky bit was that every time he got out of the shower he sat on the bed and dried each individual toe… and every time I could just imagine him mum telling him to dry his feet properly 🙄

That's different because you had a genuine reason to be disgusted.

People saying they are disgusted by, for example, a man using a seatbelt or tying his shoe laces... if people are getting disgust over things like that, that's definitely committment issues masked as disgust.

Music is your friend here - just play some background music. It helps so much.

Oh take a day off Goosey. Even Nigel’s girlfriend would have to admit he’s a challenging wank. In the words of the great Mrs Doyle, ‘Can you imagine him, standing over you naked with his lad in his hand, wanting you?’ 😂😂😂

In the hand basin ?

I hope he took the plug out...😷

Haha these are brilliant! I have a few, all different guys from over the years…

1.) Showed up at the pub I was in with my friends, and expected to leave with him. I did, but broke up with him stating no one takes me from my friends, and btw don’t just show up when you’ve not called ahead…! I really liked him and we had a great relationship. Just felt too controlling and yuck. Don’t regret it.

2.) Bought me Poison for my birthday, threw it towards me unwrapped, and said “all women like this perfume…” ICK

And I hate Poison, not my thing at all. Which he’d have known if he was decent.

3.) Couldn’t meet me for dinner which I’d arranged for his birthday, as his Mum was expecting him and she “always makes a fuss of me”. 🤮

I’m sure there are more but those three sprang to mind…! Will enjoy reading all yours.!!

Rubbish - 17 year old lad in Halfords can change any bulb in any car- it’s not rocket science.

40 years ago I had a few dates with this guy. He had straggly ginger hair and didn't dress well, so I'd already decided to end it. When I finished with him he kept playing the record "If You Leave Me Now" by Chicago 🤢

Another guy I dated, not only did he have a small dick, I found out he wore underpants under his boxers. I was straight out of there.

Last one, used to call me his 'lully', as in 'alright my lully?' Nope, icky ick ick.

Reminds me of Diane Morgan on would I lie to you?

Went on a few date type things with a guy I had known for a while. Went to a pub with him and friends. He ordered steak, and ate it by cutting a piece with a knife and fork (normal)... then eating that piece with his bare fingers. He did not even put it in his mouth.. he just gnawed on it. Then he took a swig of his beer. Well, I say swig. He poured some in his mouth and let a load go back in the glass... and it was full of tiny bits of steak.
That was bad enough, but we never DTD, as he struggled to get it up. Said it was having sex with a relative when he was a teen made it hard for him to get hard later on.

When I was about 15, met a lad who was 17, with a motorbike. I thought he was the db's! We'd met at the school disco. He came to my house to take me for a walk (I lived in a small village at the time) was lovely to my mum and very gentlemanly. As we were walking and talking, he stopped and gently kissed me. His breath could have killed a donkey at 50 paces! Then I noticed his teeth were green! 🤮 I some sweets in my pocket and very time he opened his mouth after that, I lobbed a strong mint in! Needless to say that didn't last long.
Next one was a bloke I met in a small nightclub in the market town not far from us. Me and my mate (She drove and drank cola) used to go every Friday night. He was a barman and had long dark hair and was quite sexy in the dark with the coloured flashing lights. We flirted for a couple of weeks, then we went outside on one of his breaks. His teeth were all black and rotten and you could have fried chips in his hair! Let's say, the dark suited him! 🤮
Third one, lovely looking fella, gentle, caring etc. Did the deed and once he'd cum, he started crying about what a beautiful experience it was, how lovely he felt, how overwhelmed he felt, meanwhile my left cheek was covered in snot and tears! He didn't stop beefing for about ten minutes!
Lastly, the one with the dick that I couldn't even get hold of using my thumb and first finger as a circle! He went on to get married and have 3 kids, Christ knows how! I spent 10 minutes fumbling with him, before I made an excuse and left! He never even made any apologies for it!
Did a bit better as I got older! 🤣

🤮 can you add mapping food into that too

I'm not sure which one is the worst 🤣
The small head or the small....

Ha ha!

Mine was he didn’t wash his cock said he didn’t need to it was his scent he was in his 30s this was the third date and he was gorgeous too but nope nope nope

I didnt just get the ick I got the puking ick 🤢🤮🤢

Mouth tasted of baked beans.

yes i think some of them do go on to meet women who love them.
I dated a guy in my twenties, a screenwriter. He was bestowed with not the best looks, a paunch in his twenties, a big nose, small eyes, thin lips.
Our first date he got me very, very drunk on Long Island Iced teas. We went back to mine and we're making out on my bed, mid-make out, i roll to my side and throw up!!
im mortified and am now in, hes needs to go home mode. No, he almost immediately wanted to continue the make out session after hastily shoving puked- on covers off the bed.
Anyway, we stayed in touch but no more sexy dates. Not long later he went onto become one of Hollywood biggest screenwriters. You will have seen his films. He told me that when he moved to LA and started to get known, women would just throw themselves at him and basically try to hook him as a partner in the weirdest ways.
He's happily married now. So well done him.

if you're put off cos someone eats tuna, then they're not the one and perfect.

Hard disagree. My OH doesn't eat tuna because I can't stand it. My eldest 'discovered' it thanks to school lunches and now occasionally eats it at home. He tried to snuggle up to me after having it for lunch this weekend and I pushed him away. I don't care if he's my precious first born and he's at an age where he rarely wants to snuggle, if his breath smells of tuna I don't want him anywhere near me.

She bought a pug.

On every level. No.