Minor complaints thread

[worldshottestmom]

Share your minor complaints here.

Mine is that I can only assume that my DDs key worker at nursery bathes in perfume every morning, as DD reeks of it constantly. Very annoying as now I can only sniff her head for a quick endorphin release on weekends. Luckily my DSs teachers don't do this, so I can still sniff his head.

YABU - you are correct
YANBU - you are correct

This happened to me last month, I was completely unprepared! It’s miserable, I’m sorry!

I went to my local library to get a book I was after. The system says the book is there and available. I go to the shelf it is meant to be on... and It. Is. Not. There.

This happens loads and it gets me so mad 😅

Support for that one tbh my god I would move house. What an obnoxious wanker. You should put a flag up saying "only wankers put flags up", ironic but it does the job. Perhaps add some bright Christmas lights for an extra touch

She hasn't been this upset about growing since she out grew her dressing gown, that had her sisters name on it. Her main complaint was her sister hadn't grown, so DD9 had to wear her one with her name on 😂

Awww I feel you this is a complaint of mine as well. Bled for the majority of 4 months when I started the mini pill and it was actual hell. I wanted to switch to the combined but feel like it would just happen all over again 😭 cba with constantly feeling like I want to inject sugar into my veins either

@worldshottestmom the birds have done really well this year. The baby blackbirds were sitting at my feet!!! 🐾 I could have picked one up!!! I didn't but was really tempted 🤣
We have a flat roof on the shed and that is the feeding station. Lol.

Hahahaha this is such a kid girl complaint, I love it. My son has a thing for wearing my bras and I'm starting to get concerned

I've had a filling today and it feels weird when I eat.

"The feeding station" hahahaha that's so funny. Omg you are so lucky I would love for them to get that close 🥲 my kids are too manic so everytime we're in the garden they just evacuate the area.

MIL coming to stay tomorrow…

Ugh this is probably one of the worst things to happen in the world. When this happens to me I'm hunting around the library like a crack fiend. I check the return bins, the bins, the toilet, you name it, I'm checking it. And it's never there 😢

Can we please have a moment of silence

@worldshottestmom and also have 3 cats so when the fledging were first out I had to bodyguard them 🤣🤣🤣

Omg don't remind me I'm at the dentist Monday 😭

Hahaha omg this must be like a full time job for you. You're like a zookeeper. I am too but its just my kids

If only. I live in the arse end of nowhere. Can't even get takeaways here. I'm doomed. DOOMED

Ha, I keep looking over and over at the same shelf like it is going to magically appear. I do ask staff and they look and end up perplexed.
So I end up paying £1.60 to have the book come from another branch, and the system still says there was one on my local one anyway. ARG!

The council reopened the right hand turn at a major set of traffic lights and its regularly adding an extra 10-15 minutes to my commute each way 🤬

Omg I honestly feel devastated for you right now, you have my condolences

My dog just jumped on my lap for a cuddle and I’ve realised he’s wiped his arse on me, so now I have to wipe his bum, put my clothes in a hot wash and check he hasn’t done it anywhere else! 😩

I went to the quiet session in my local sauna and some people were whispering.

The system is lying to you don't let it get to you like this, he's not worth it.

Honestly though whenever this has happened to me I always hope I get see the person who has the book return it, late, so I can pop off at them about what a nob they are

I seem to have developed a lot of wind in the last year

I used to have a similar neighbour…always getting flags out. He covered over a very small Vote X sticker in my window with paper and tape and festooned his house with Reform paraphernalia. No, I don’t know it was him BUT I KNOW it was him. He didn’t drive and didn’t have a car but would police the residents car park like his life depended on it. He also policed the bins and I once found him on my property “checking” we hadn’t stolen someone else’s bin. In short, he was a fucking dickhead.

Why do they do things like this. I swear every council is a joke. Mine have decided that despite paying over 2k a year in council tax, my recycling bin collections are now only once a month. Made worse by the fact that strangers in the street freely walk into my garden and use them as communal bins. Im going to set up a booby trap in them, I don't know how I hadn't thought of this yet