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to think 'don't shave bumholes' is v. good advice

38 replies

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 13:51

it could get very itchy. wax if you must.

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Spidermama · 19/06/2008 13:52

A cracking suggestion.

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 13:52

lol - boom boom

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nailpolish · 19/06/2008 13:53

are you speaking from experience goat>?

Furball · 19/06/2008 13:53

was this todays tip on the homepage?

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 13:54

here

np - ladeees do not discuss their own bumholes except in teh abstract.

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controlfreakyagain · 19/06/2008 13:56

laydeeez dont have bumholes do they?

baffledmum · 19/06/2008 13:59

waxing - no way!! Heard that some people bleach their bumholes though! Any thoughts??

welshmum · 19/06/2008 14:00

...it could be good advice though - if your bumhole was remarkably hairy for example or if you had gone a bit 'sheepy' round your rear end

Ryobi · 19/06/2008 14:01

i cant say I have ever taken any interest in mine

nailpolish · 19/06/2008 14:01

AHA!

re the bleaching - i want to know why bumholes go that greyish brown in the first place

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 14:02

bleach bleurgh. i always wonder what they are doing with their bumholes that makes its appearance a priority. i mean even if you are doing the obvious it shouldn't be such a worry. unless you are presenting it at a bumhole hygene convention what is the big deal.

here endth the bumhole lesson

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Bobbiewickham · 19/06/2008 14:02

Definitely don't shave 'em if you're going to bleach 'em.

That would sting.

Bobbiewickham · 19/06/2008 14:03

Porn stars do it.

Apparently gentlemen like them pink and pretty.

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 14:03

maybe you could bleach the hair at the same time get a nice highlighted effect

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Ryobi · 19/06/2008 14:04

one has to ask do gentlemen like to look at ladies bumholes at all?

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 14:05

if gentlemen like them pink and pretty perhaps they should try looking abit further round (as the good lord intended)

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winestein · 19/06/2008 14:05

Roffling at being a bit "sheepy" at the back end

SheherazadetheGoat · 19/06/2008 14:05

i am finding the word 'bumhole' deliciously funny

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Kimi · 19/06/2008 14:05

just don't do it if you hae a cold....atishoo

Flashman · 19/06/2008 14:06

Perhaps it could become an extreme sport for those on a budget? Bum hole shaving for a buzz - outstanding!!

Doantshavebumholes · 19/06/2008 14:08

So glad I could be of help

Bobbiewickham · 19/06/2008 14:13

Blimey, not sure if you could describe a fanjo as pretty.

Make me think of turkey necks.

nailpolish · 19/06/2008 14:15

i agree with bobbie

Flashman · 19/06/2008 14:16

Fanjo as pretty??? I think you can when seeing one for the first time (and male!!)

Bobbiewickham · 19/06/2008 14:17

Really?

I think if I had been a man I would have recoiled in horror.

I really, really don't like fanjos. I think I might have a thing about it.