to think 'don't shave bumholes' is v. good advice

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it could get very itchy. wax if you must.

in a last turkey in the shop competition a gentleman's front bits would win hands down.

anyway we are talking pretty as in finding a bleached bumhole pretty.... i think i will stop now.

I expect I would ruin the moment as I think it would be something that would make me laugh!!

A bleached bumhole

my dh thinks fanjos are beautiful
and that they smell of strawberries

me, gullible..? probably but who cares

Do ants have them?

Strawberries?

Remind me never to have eton mess at your house.

My dh says he likes 'em, too.
Which is a relief.

Queen must

The mind boggles, what if one has piles and they get caught

Queen ant is a bit of a goer you know

Seriously - strawberries?

Do you wear fanjo perfume?

FANJOFRESH.....Only at tesco

What do they bleach them with?

special bumhole bleach

Oh bugger they don't have tescos here. Could you send me some fanjofresh somebody? I'm afraid bumhole attention is quite out of the question considering the lengths I'd have to go to reach it.