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Dog wee (sorry!!)

139 replies

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 21:02

Am I the only person who thinks that dogs weeing everywhere is really horrid. I know people pick up poo after their pets, but dog wee up lamp posts, gateposts, walls, hedges, fences, trees, even just on the grass seems really nasty too, especially if you have children who like to run and roll on the grass, or to poke about in tree roots etc. And there are so many dogs everywhere these days!

I think that in Spain dog owners have to carry a water bottle with you to wash or dilute the dog wee. Does anyone know if that is true?

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Allseeingallknowing · 28/03/2026 22:08

The rain might wash it away on the pavement, but doesn’t wash it off the wall. Plus, in Spain I never saw one person carrying a bottle of water and disinfectant to wash it away!

Zippidydoodah · 28/03/2026 22:08

the crafty shit the UberEats guy has in the bushes in the park........

SURELY NOT 😳

LivingTheDreamish · 28/03/2026 22:10

HoskinsChoice · 28/03/2026 22:05

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Do you expect cat owners to do the same? Cats roam. They piss and shit, not outside your garden, but actually in it. Should cat owners be training their cats to wee down a drain too?

And what do you mean by a 'side street'? Do you mean outside someone's house as long as it's not your house?

I mean not a main road. I live in a city and realize a dog can't safely squat in a busy city highway. There is a big difference between a dog peeing on someones gatepost/front lawn, and peeing in the gutter in the adjacent road, even if the actual distance is only a few feet.

YorkshirePuddingsGreatestFan · 28/03/2026 22:11

For those with pee on their walls etc.

Dogs have super sensitive noses and they hate strong smells like olbas oil or chilli power.

If you put a strong scent around the peeing area, it will stop them peeing there and natural scents like above won't harm the dog.

It's a pain having to keep applying the smell, especially in wet weather, but it does work.

ASandwichNamedKevin · 28/03/2026 22:12

A woman let her dog piss against the wheel of my car as I was unloading the boot last week. She looked a tiny bit embarrassed, but kept her eyes down when I said that it was gross. I didn't want to get into a confrontation right outside my house.

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:24

cobrakaieaglefang · 28/03/2026 21:29

In the UK rain will wash it away. Female dogs tend to piss downwards not up things as they squat.

I find it more gross when fully grown adults feel the need ( mainly men!)to piss everywhere. Just use toilets you skanky gits, public, pubs, garages, shops..not a lay by, not the town centre, not walls outside shops.

I do agree, but on the whole, more dogs piss in public than men.

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samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:26

PottingBench · 28/03/2026 21:38

.....and tampons, shit, condoms, cotton buds, floss harps and all the other stuff people flush down the lav.

I do a weekly beach litter pick in my town. The stuff we find....dirty nappies, broken glass, all the crap fishermen leave behind, bottles of piss, takeaway packaging, empty cans, shat pants............

Edited

Although all these things are disgusting, it doesn't make dog wee less disgusting.

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samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:28

Mumofyellows · 28/03/2026 21:39

What? 🤣 wild animals and birds wee and poo anywhere they want, cats too. Human beings are far more disgusting than humans, leaving their rubbish, spit and God knows what else all over the place. Just another thread of dog negativity.

Yes, wild animals do. But wild animals have loads more places to do it. Dogs do it in the exact same spaces that humans use regularly ie pavements and parks. The areas are very concentrated.

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Allseeingallknowing · 28/03/2026 22:31

So, at the moment 46% of posters think it’s ok for dogs to continually piss up the walls of their property?

bunnyvsmonkey · 28/03/2026 22:31

I'd rather focus on stopping men pissing outside first. I don't understand why they piss in stairs wells and lifts for example. Why not go at least in a drain?

Allseeingallknowing · 28/03/2026 22:32

YorkshirePuddingsGreatestFan · 28/03/2026 22:11

For those with pee on their walls etc.

Dogs have super sensitive noses and they hate strong smells like olbas oil or chilli power.

If you put a strong scent around the peeing area, it will stop them peeing there and natural scents like above won't harm the dog.

It's a pain having to keep applying the smell, especially in wet weather, but it does work.

Except that I’d need an industrial sized container of the stuff!

Allseeingallknowing · 28/03/2026 22:33

bunnyvsmonkey · 28/03/2026 22:31

I'd rather focus on stopping men pissing outside first. I don't understand why they piss in stairs wells and lifts for example. Why not go at least in a drain?

But revolting though they are, they’re not pissing on my wall, unless they are very,very tiny!

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:34

HoskinsChoice · 28/03/2026 21:47

You think cats and birds don't wee? Or hedgehogs, foxes, rats, flies, spiders, worms? They do. You might not witness it. But its there.

(Agree on the dog poo though - there is never ever an excuse).

I hate the smell of cat piss too. Do worms even wee? And spiders? Flies? Dogs pee in the same concentrated places, over and over. Wild animals excrement etc is part of the ecosystem, and dog excrement etc is not. Wild animals do not have owners, and dogs do, which is why people are expected to pick up poo after them. It is about responsibility, not about biology.

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Allseeingallknowing · 28/03/2026 22:35

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:34

I hate the smell of cat piss too. Do worms even wee? And spiders? Flies? Dogs pee in the same concentrated places, over and over. Wild animals excrement etc is part of the ecosystem, and dog excrement etc is not. Wild animals do not have owners, and dogs do, which is why people are expected to pick up poo after them. It is about responsibility, not about biology.

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samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:35

Allseeingallknowing · 28/03/2026 21:39

Not when they keep weeing in the same place- it stains the area. Haven’t you ever seen the area around the base of a street light or telegraph pole? It’s green! If they pee on metal it’s corroded.

And while it does rain in Britain, we also do get long spells when it does not rain, which is exactly the time kids are out and about in parks.

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samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:38

PottingBench · 28/03/2026 21:28

Birds could wear nappies too. Especially pigeons. They make a helluva mess.
What about cattle in the countryside or ducks in the park? Cats!!!!!!!

Then there's the grimness left by humans.... chewing gum, drunks wee, fag ends, vape rubbish, broken glass, drunks sick, runners spit and nose blowings, discarded kebab chillis, squashed insects, needles, the crafty shit the UberEats guy has in the bushes in the park.........argggghhhhhh.........we'd never go out.

We are not talking about wild animals. Dog owners are expected to pick up poo. Why not deal with the urine too? It is meat eating animals that have particularly offensive, smelly, nitrogen-rich, corrosive and plant-burning urine. That is obviously not the case with cattle, sheep, horses etc.

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WearyAuldWumman · 28/03/2026 22:38

YorkshirePuddingsGreatestFan · 28/03/2026 22:11

For those with pee on their walls etc.

Dogs have super sensitive noses and they hate strong smells like olbas oil or chilli power.

If you put a strong scent around the peeing area, it will stop them peeing there and natural scents like above won't harm the dog.

It's a pain having to keep applying the smell, especially in wet weather, but it does work.

That's what I've had to do. I had bare patches on my hedge because so many dog owners walk past here on their way to allow their dogs to defecate in the football pitch up the hill from me.

youbizarrehorse · 28/03/2026 22:40

I must admit, I find it really horrible. But I accept that it’s not a very reasonable stance. I suppose it’s because I don’t SEE all the wild animals taking a piss, whereas Tiddles and Fido repeatedly piss on my wheelie bin and car and I either see them do it or am left with the telltale wet rivulets.

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:41

Hereforthecommentz · 28/03/2026 22:03

Your right they do in Spain because it's hot and doesn't rain so much, so will start to smell. In England it rains every 5 minutes so the rain washes the piss away.

There are long periods of time when it doesn't rain in Britain these days too. Do you think it would be a good idea if dog owners here do as they do in Spain, then?

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WearyAuldWumman · 28/03/2026 22:41

I'll add that I'd underplanted my front hedge with pansies and they couldn't survive the dog urine. I tried just washing it all off, but that wasn't enough to deter the dogs, so I took to using a top dressing of chilli powder and that's done the trick. (I did try just using diluted Zoflora between plants, but that didn't work.)

DinoLil · 28/03/2026 22:43

Do you have a cat?

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:44

DinoLil · 28/03/2026 22:43

Do you have a cat?

No. Do you?

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KimberleyClark · 28/03/2026 22:44

Wolfiefan · 28/03/2026 21:16

I have girl dogs. They don’t cock their legs over anything. And we don’t walk in children’s play areas.

I had a girl dog. She used to cock her leg. Busting those stereotypes.

gillefc82 · 28/03/2026 23:00

They do do this in Spain - I’ve actually seen this first hand in Barcelona. It doesn’t stop some of the streets in Barceloneta or the Barri Gòtic being very stinky, but this has nothing to do with any lingering dog pee and everything to do with old and poorly maintained sewers. The stench of human effluence only gets worse when it rains and those drains overflow….

As a regular football match goer, dogs doing their business does not bother me. I’m far more concerned by the grown men who are apparently incapable of paying a visit to the bathroom before leaving the stadium, seemingly with a bladder the size of a gnat’s, who choose to wee against any nearby wall, fence, hedge in clear line of sight of other men, women and kids, with zero compunction.

HoskinsChoice · 28/03/2026 23:06

samthepigeon · 28/03/2026 22:28

Yes, wild animals do. But wild animals have loads more places to do it. Dogs do it in the exact same spaces that humans use regularly ie pavements and parks. The areas are very concentrated.

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