Revenge fantasy plea

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AIBU to ask you to help me plot some fantasy revenge?

I am divorcing my abusive STBXH thanks to you lovely lot helping me to recognise it as abuse after I posted a couple of AIBUs.

True to form he is being horrible. Utterly vile. I’ve lost friends. I’ve lost money. He’s making choices that negatively impact the DC.

I am rising above it. I’m not taking the bait. I’m focusing on my wellbeing and being the best parent I can be.

But I’m angry. I feel powerless. The law sucks. I have no recourse. I need an outlet.

So I’m going to start plotting fantasy revenge scenarios.

First one: I know something about him that would destroy his reputation and lose him friends all over our small community. I fantasise about telling one person in ‘confidence’ knowing they would likely break it because they are a gossip. I’d have done nothing wrong but it would have the whole town talking about him negatively.

Anyone want to join me in a little evil fantasy revenge? What could I do? Small or big? Silly or serious! Or share your revenge stories. No judgement from me.

To be clear I won’t action anything and I’m not condoning revenge (mostly) but I really need to let out my feeling of powerlessness somehow!!

Oh yes. Brilliant. Email overload. That would stress him out.

This is the older version, I suspect, but I was told prawns in the curtain folds, up by the hooks.

I suspect this is from a time fish sauce wasn't commonly available in the UK.
I feel old!

Eurgh. Loving the idea but not sure I can even fantasise about setting it up.

I read somewhere about a woman who had access to the Hive account at her ex's house.

As soon as he left the house each day she would crank the temperature right up, his bills were extortionate

I think i read this too.

Are we talking cosmo magazine in the 80s?
(My apology if you're 12!)

I heard it online somewhere - write their name down and put it in your shoe, then you are stepping on them, literally, with every step you take.

I should explain that this one came up when I asked my little darlings to write about their weekend...

That’s brilliant. Not for the environment, obviously, but still brilliant.

I read it!!

would love to go to town on his car!!

love it!!!

Oh yes I heard that one too, was going to post it but you got there first🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😁😁😁😁😁

Oh that’s very subtle. I’ve changed my passwords to an insult about him.

OMG!

Or chuck that bit of paper into the toilet bowl before you do a shit.

And his photo

Disgusting but I knew someone who worked out a lot used the same pants for a few days and before she left she washed up and erm dried up with the pants she left the family home....sparkling

I know someone who did that to her cheating ex husband with the prawns. She also hid a fish in his classic car, ready for his date with the other woman.

I might actually do that one. No harm done to anyone.

Eurgh. But also - love the ingenuity.

Go to your local exotic pet shop , purchase some live grubs ( type fed to reptiles) pop them wherever you can , car vents, floorboards , clothing pockets , top of cupboards. Within days they will have turned to the most hideous insects you can imagine . As an added bonus they absolutely reek!

I know this is lighthearted thread, so apologies.
But this is a tactic domestic abusers use.
Usually men.
Including running the washing machine to deprive their ex of sleep.
Or making their ex overly hot or cold, depending on the season.

It's more than funny revenge and crosses a line

Nice fantasy.

May I interest you in membership of The Involuntary Euthanasia Society?

Oh, I think I read that too - mum used to buy Take a break and Women's Own, am pretty sure it was in one of those. Listed with a load of revenge stories, like a wife giving away his prized wine collection to all the neighbours.

The prawn one stuck in my head too, it was genius if true.

Poppy seeds in the garden mile and minute also known as Russian vine too