To ask for an opinion you wouldn't say out loud for fear of judgement? (Inoffensive and light hearted please)

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Weather men and women should be sexy.

I don't care if youre a meteorological prodigy

The absolute obsession on this site with people - women especially - working is weird. I don't know anyone in real life who gives as much of a fuck about if other people are working and how many hours as people do on here. It's this strange group of people that seems to think nothing can or should ever be questioned, challenged or changed. People must work and they must never phone in sick, they can take mat leave if they really need to but must never ask anything of their sacred husbands while they're on mat leave because they're just tossing about the house all day doing nothing anyway. And if you're disabled Jesus don't you know Steve round the corner has no limbs and climbs mountains on his chin while working in a very lucrative job and doesn't even claim PIP? It's a fucking weird way to view people and life.

id say the female-orientated equivalent would be the tv show covert affairs or alias

That made me laugh!
Yesterday I heard some one refer to Easter as Easter half term and it REALLY annoyed me! I was quite surprised as to how much it annoyed me!

Working from home should be encouraged as a way to keep cars off the roads

Flexible working should be encouraged also the days are long gone where one parent stayed home or grandparents babysat as long as your work is done to standard it doesn't matter

Your description made me laugh 😄
I know a few pug owners, and the vast majority of them have very overweight and unhealthy dogs. "Oh, he is so cute.... he snores even when he is not asleep". No, he has apnea.

Well, we need to stop saying, 'they survived the war' for a start. Many pensioners weren't even born during the war. Of those who are old enough to have any memory of the war, only a very small (and very old) percentage actually fought in it, so people also stop needing to say, 'they fought for us'. Most of them really didn't.
The vast majority of pensioners are in their 70s and 80s, so either not born at all or very young during the war.

I disagree. I find their style so chic and feminine compared to here where everything is oversized, and so untidy and frumpy.

Fish being microwaved in a communal kitchen should be banned in every single workplace .

I often wonder if all the people with ‘food allergies’ have actually been diagnosed with them. I say this because my SIL claims to have several and makes it impossible to go out for dinner with her, as she is constantly asking what’s in this, where has that come from. I asked her when she had been diagnosed with these allergies. She hasn’t. She claims they are intolerances. Which is odd on two fronts: one what about my intolerance of people ruining my dinner by needing to know where the fucking potato was grown and two, it’s odd how they go out of the window when she has had two bottles of Prosecco and wolfs down a bag of giant wotsits.
I'm obviously not talking about the people with actual food allergies that might kill them or make them very ill.

Oh it will rest assured. They are the devils work but soooo comfy lol

Agreed! That happened to me at Sonisphere when Rammstein were on! Some drunk German bloke nearly knocked me and another young woman over. Both our partners had words.
I got right to the front at an Evanescence gig once. 😁 One of the security guards tried to shoo me away, right in the middle of a song! Cowbag. (Nevermind, I got to blow Troy a kiss. 😍)

Men are a joke and I hate them

Blueberries are an abomination.

Along with egg sandwiches

Omg!! If I had a pound for every time I have this argument with my husband...he claims it's Witherspoon because "how do you eat soup?... Witherspoon!!"
Seriously I should have karate chopped him in the throat the first time this happened thus preventing it happening once a month for 26 years

People who eat loudly in a workplace canteen with mouth open and chobble on purpose should be fired for gross misconduct

This is shy I'm glad my suede fluffy lined crocs got so gross I had to bin them

People who say 'expresso' should be deported

Half term doesn't exist in Scotland, or at least it didn't when I was a kid. I first heard of it in an Enid Blyton book and since then have associated it with posh kids in school caps.

@B1anche and@Wellthisisdifficult
I made a prototype "audience sorter" in my imagination decades ago. It involved a sloping ceiling that was lowered into the auditorium before the gig and everyone walks forward until their head touches it. Then it is hoisted up and out of the way.

There were issues however, as unscrupulous men would walk forwards with their knees bent, or people moved around and stuff. So I had to shoot them with a dart so they'd keel over like a zoo animal and be swept aside until the encores were finished. Still in my imagination.

I absolutely agree with this. His programmes are dull, and I don’t even like his voice and never have . National treasure? Bah.

You're right. But blueberry muffins are divine.

Yes! Massive great rocks on tiny little bands with four prongs, they look ridiculous, and it's a great way to lose your diamond.

What a bloody brilliant invention!

Morecambe and Wise were never funny.

In fact, their programmes used to make me cringe because they were so bloody awful.