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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

What's your 'type'?

111 replies

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 23:14

Mine is

Tall
Blue eyes
Thin but strong
Plays an instrument
Bit depressed

Omg 🫠

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sagittarius1queen · 12/03/2026 23:22

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Amabo · 12/03/2026 23:25

Get up and go and a bit of a “I’ll give it a try” attitude. Someone who actually wants to live a life and experience things.

YellowFruitBowl · 12/03/2026 23:28

The opposite of what @sagittarius1queen wants.

RampantIvy · 12/03/2026 23:29

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I assume your list is tongue in cheek?

ForAmusedHazelQuoter · 12/03/2026 23:29

Someone who gets my jokes.

sagittarius1queen · 12/03/2026 23:30

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Christ0nABike · 12/03/2026 23:31

Brad Pitt meets Greg Davies.

I could definitely be laughed into bed but sadly my husband isn’t as funny as he used to be. Nor is he Brad Pitt. I seem to have fucked up a bit.

lllsx · 12/03/2026 23:32

Tall
dark eyes
dark hair
handsome
not overly muscly but defined
Provides
has banter but also knows how to wear the trousers

80smonster · 12/03/2026 23:38

Blonde
Blue eyes
Tall
Not skinny
Very funny
Kind

YellowFruitBowl · 12/03/2026 23:40

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HopSpringsEternal · 12/03/2026 23:41

A man who makes me laugh, is open hearted and minded. Does something worhtwhile and makes the world a better place. Is willing to bring me breakfast in bed once a week at least. Is 100% equal in terms of housework and input into bills etc. Is up for going out but equally happy to hang at home. Has a wide range of friends and interests (some the same), happy for me to be free and do what I want within the agreed terms of our relationship. Which is monogmous. Loves kids, animals and is good with my parents. Not an inch of racism, sexism or twatism. Intelligent yet silly sometimes.
Works hard and plays hard. Is into sport but not too much. Can cook a mean roast.,Will look after me when incredibly ill. Just hope DH stays around a bit more (26 years in!)

Swissmeringue · 12/03/2026 23:43

Sense of humour
Intelligence
Drive/ambition
Family orientated
I don't care about height or build particularly but I like someone strong, so if they can pick me up we're all good. 😂

Or at least that's what I reckon, haven't been single for 18 years so I'm basically just saying what qualities I find attractive in my DH....

HopSpringsEternal · 12/03/2026 23:43

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Oh mate. No lt a liberal is a depressing way to start. Beeing open minded is the best way for a relationship to thrive.

SleeplessInWherever · 12/03/2026 23:44

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I’ve got a left leaning vaccinated atheist, who I significantly out earn.

I must be happily having a disaster!

JasmineMac · 12/03/2026 23:45

Physical - Thin, dark hair, blue eyes, pale skin, freckles, cheeky grin (i've essentially described my husband here). I find men in glasses attractive these days too (but only since my husband started wearing glasses 😂).
Persona - Hard worker (a man moaning that he hates his job would be a major ick). Easy going, laid back and I really like chivalry in a man.

sagittarius1queen · 12/03/2026 23:45

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NormasArse · 12/03/2026 23:46

Quite short.
Hairy- super hairy in fact.
Energetic.
Perpetually happy.
Loyal.

Great recall.

NedsAtomicWheelieBin · 12/03/2026 23:46

Tall
Blue eyes
Has hair
Slim but strong
GSOH
A bit of an introvert
Likes music
Happy to cuddle on the sofa
Good at DIY (a capable man is very sexy)

So DP in other words 😍

Swissmeringue · 12/03/2026 23:47

NormasArse · 12/03/2026 23:46

Quite short.
Hairy- super hairy in fact.
Energetic.
Perpetually happy.
Loyal.

Great recall.

Trained in agility?

NormasArse · 12/03/2026 23:48

Swissmeringue · 12/03/2026 23:47

Trained in agility?

Sadly not. He’s lacking a leg…

Swissmeringue · 12/03/2026 23:49

NormasArse · 12/03/2026 23:48

Sadly not. He’s lacking a leg…

Sounds like the perfect man tbh

HopSpringsEternal · 12/03/2026 23:49

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I equally would not be someone claiming to be liberal. Only an actual liberal would do. Can't bear men that pretend to be liberal but are actually small minded bigots.

cambiodenombre123 · 12/03/2026 23:50

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 23:14

Mine is

Tall
Blue eyes
Thin but strong
Plays an instrument
Bit depressed

Omg 🫠

Literally my ex!!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 12/03/2026 23:50

NormasArse · 12/03/2026 23:46

Quite short.
Hairy- super hairy in fact.
Energetic.
Perpetually happy.
Loyal.

Great recall.

Golden Retriever Dog GIF

😄

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Nooooppppeeee · 12/03/2026 23:51

If I could turn the clock back 30years ! Intelligence,good social skills,makes me laugh and just generally makes me feel happy and not uptight in their company! Definitely not have special’ interests’ !!Someone I want to spend time with in their company and not feel irritated by.

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