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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 05/03/2026 18:50

My normal size was a 34 J,
They were huge.

I was a secondary teacher.

365RubyRed · 05/03/2026 18:50

Unless the teacher is Katie Price, then leave her alone. In fact, even if your kid's teacher IS Katie Price, still leave her alone.

MummyWillow1 · 05/03/2026 18:50

Why? Stop judging other people’s bodies. With this and the tattoo thread the other day it seems like some people have an agenda.

SnowyRock · 05/03/2026 18:50

What's the issue with it? Do you have a problem with make up or hair extensions too?
Should obese teachers find a new profession too incase they also influence children to want that body type?

NewZebra · 05/03/2026 18:51

It’s fine. Unless it’s that weird bloke in America (I think?) who wore those huuuuge ones and pretended to be a woman.

BiscoffCheesecakes · 05/03/2026 18:51

I bet your sister's husband doesn't have any complaints 🤣

GinaandGin · 05/03/2026 18:51

You sound like a right judgemental madam.
You could do with minding your own business

TheBeaTgoeson1 · 05/03/2026 18:51

Don’t feed the…

user1476613140 · 05/03/2026 18:53

She's a lucky teacher!

Gowlett · 05/03/2026 18:53

I think that kids are better off growing up with awareness of different body types.

Some people like to “enhance” their face body. Some like to swap gender.

It’s no longer a case of different shapes, sizes. We’re into a whole new era…

faithfultoGeorgeMichael · 05/03/2026 18:53

@Whatifitallgoesright I thought this thread was about that pervert too!

ultracynic · 05/03/2026 18:54

My niece is a trainee teacher, size 10 with 30G boobs. Yes it’s unfair but they’re natural (but too big for her frame and she’s saving up for a reduction). Should she quit teaching?

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:54

Dollymylove · 05/03/2026 18:48

It depends whether the teacher concerned was wearing a low cut top with her tuts hanging out for everyone to see.
If she's I large busted woman with a jumper on thats a different matter

If her tits were hanging out, she would've been arrested (and sacked) for indecent exposure.

Also, it was 18 degrees here today and very sunny.

I saw no-one wearing jumpers.

Buscobel · 05/03/2026 18:57

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:31

I'd start by calling the police non-emergency number, OP (101). Then write to the head teacher, your MP, the secretary for education and Starmer.

You forgot the governors and Ofsted, probably spelled Ofstead.

Thedogscollar · 05/03/2026 18:58

I despair of what people think are worthy of posting about on this forum.
Looking at you OP.

funrunsunday · 05/03/2026 18:58

Leave her alone and tell your Sister and BiL to get a bloody grip. I cannot believe this is genuinely serious?

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:59

Buscobel · 05/03/2026 18:57

You forgot the governors and Ofsted, probably spelled Ofstead.

Off-stead, instead.

NoYourNameChanged · 05/03/2026 19:00

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 05/03/2026 18:23

Come on OP, please share what you deem appropriate

Only up to a D cup, and only teardrop shape, no rounds 😂
God forbid a woman has large natural breasts. Immediate reduction, mandatory.

Notmyreality · 05/03/2026 19:01

Only if it’s a male teacher.

sprigatito · 05/03/2026 19:01

“Tits hanging out” 🤮 it never ceases to amaze me how much internalised misogyny there still is out there. What a disgusting and dehumanising way to talk about another woman.

SunnyRedSnail · 05/03/2026 19:02

@OonaStubbs what is the issue?

Does it stop the child being able to see the teacher's face perhaps?

Are you worried she will turn round quickly and knock a child over?

Does your husband keep volunteering to do the school run as he likes catching a glimpse of the big boobs and it's making you feel a little inadequate?

Nope, I don't see the issue. Not sure how boob size affects a person's ability to teach. And how do you know they're fake??? Did your DH go give them a squeeze? Perhaps she just has naturally large pert boobies?

Stillputtingthefireon · 05/03/2026 19:02

Saw with your own eyes 😂😂

SoSoLong · 05/03/2026 19:02

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 05/03/2026 18:50

My normal size was a 34 J,
They were huge.

I was a secondary teacher.

Shame on you! Won't you think of the children!?

Stillputtingthefireon · 05/03/2026 19:03

SoSoLong · 05/03/2026 19:02

Shame on you! Won't you think of the children!?

🤣🤣🤣

Purpleturtle45 · 05/03/2026 19:04

Absolutely not any of your business and totally inappropriate to be discussing another woman's body with your family.

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