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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
Oohd · 05/03/2026 19:20

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:08

Ah. We're getting quite the picture....

Am going to have t to AS 😂

Lostworlds · 05/03/2026 19:21

What is the teacher wearing that makes it so inappropriate? How do you also know they are fake?
Most importantly, does it impact her teaching as I highly doubt it does!

liamharha · 05/03/2026 19:22

Asking as she's qualified I dont care ,we all come in different shapes and sizes .
Same could be said about tattoos and piercings who cares aslong as the kids are learning .

DreamTheMoors · 05/03/2026 19:23

Please allow me to answer your question with a question, @OonaStubbs

Do you think teachers are teachers 24 hours a day out of every 7 days per week 365 days per year?

MaggieBsBoat · 05/03/2026 19:24

Unless it’s a man engaging in a fetish then I don’t see why we should be telling actual women what their bodies should look like for the jobs they do. Keep your misogyny to yourself!

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:24

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 19:19

As OTT as the size of KP's boobs are, why would it be inappropriate just because the woman teaches kids?

Kids have eyes, and they see all sorts of different bodies when they're out and about.

The body belonging to their teacher should be neither here nor there.

If they are like KP’s, they’re grotesque, plus how would children concentrate ? Parents evening might last a bit longer, though!

blubberball · 05/03/2026 19:24

When I've been for a bra fitting in the past, they asked me if my boobs were fake. They're very much real. Some people just naturally have big boobs. Sorry about that

brunettemic · 05/03/2026 19:25

But huge real boobs are ok?

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:28

emmetgirl · 05/03/2026 19:18

Are you the one that posted about teachers with tattoos?
Are you ok?
Do you have enough to occupy your mind on a day to day basis?

That was one crazy thread 😧!

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:30

@FreshInks
her previous comments elsewhere are ‘illuminating’ she’s a rabid dog hater, thinks doctors are overpaid, thinks all sex workers should jailed, she’s a delight of modern thinking!

Clonakilla · 05/03/2026 19:30

What impression would children be forming?

I’d be more concerned that impressionable children are around you and your equally misogynistic family.

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 19:31

I’ll tell me dd she should resign forthwith from teaching because of her big knockers.

ffs.

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?
HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 05/03/2026 19:33

What size boobs are acceptable for a teaching career? I train teachers so can add that in to the entry requirements.

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:33

blubberball · 05/03/2026 19:24

When I've been for a bra fitting in the past, they asked me if my boobs were fake. They're very much real. Some people just naturally have big boobs. Sorry about that

But not many have boobs resembling balloons!

FreshInks · 05/03/2026 19:34

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

That’s not a woman with large breasts though. It’s a man with a fetish.

Allseeingallknowing · 05/03/2026 19:34

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

Safety hazard!

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 05/03/2026 19:35

WallaceinAnderland · 05/03/2026 19:32

You mean like this male woodwork teacher in Canada?

That has already been mentioned all over the thread - several people beat you to it

projectil · 05/03/2026 19:35

Arlanymor · 05/03/2026 18:18

From what you’ve said it sounds like the only people obsessing over the issue are the adults, not the kids. I am a 40EE, should I not be allowed to work with children ever? Grew them myself if that makes a difference.

Edited

It does make a difference. Of course it makes a difference.

Smugglerstop · 05/03/2026 19:36

😂ffs.
Is this a joke?
Are you the 'women' police?
Please don't judge other women for their body choices and judging a TEACHER for this is just the daftest thing I've heard in a long time.

Do you want them all in cardigans, glasses and tights? Gowns, mortar boards and covering all flesh? As long as she's not naked, I'm sure she will be able to educate young minds without moral decline.

I'm hoping you arent real.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 19:37

HortiGal · 05/03/2026 19:30

@FreshInks
her previous comments elsewhere are ‘illuminating’ she’s a rabid dog hater, thinks doctors are overpaid, thinks all sex workers should jailed, she’s a delight of modern thinking!

She's not keen on the lowering of the chocolate content in Penguins, either.
🤣

Foundress · 05/03/2026 19:38

I taught for many years with teachers of all shapes and sizes. Teachers like the rest of the world come in all shapes and sizes. The shape and size of teachers is of no consequence to the quality of teaching and learning. Children unlike many adults are remarkably tolerant of differences.
A lovely teaching colleague was naturally large of bosom. She once leaned across a table in class and inadvertently plunged her boob into a paint palette containing wet paint. I believe her Art lesson was very successful despite this mishap.

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:38

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/03/2026 19:37

She's not keen on the lowering of the chocolate content in Penguins, either.
🤣

That's a line crossed, right there.

MissFenellaPrism · 05/03/2026 19:39

Hey, OP have you thought about forming your own political party?
You'd certainly rival the Greens and Reform 👍