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AIBU?

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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

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Yens · 13/03/2026 17:41

What's the even point of getting a "boob job" barring reconstruction after mastectomy or other injury to it?

LadyOfLymeHouse · 13/03/2026 17:44

OonaStubbs · 12/03/2026 00:20

Plenty of people give a shit otherwise I probably wouldn't even know about it. It has caused quite a stir amongst the mums at pick-up time as well as unsurprisingly, the dads too.

Teachers should be able to look like they want to look, within limits. I think most people would agree with that, there just might be some disagreement on what the limits should be.

Those Mums need to get a life.

Submarinara · 13/03/2026 19:36

Yens · 13/03/2026 17:41

What's the even point of getting a "boob job" barring reconstruction after mastectomy or other injury to it?

Having tits to your knees after pregnancy and BF?

Purpleturtle45 · 13/03/2026 20:32

Makes me feel a bit sick, the thought of grown woman talking about another woman's body being inappropriate for her job. I think it's you lot that need to have a look at yourselves!

Nicewoman · 16/03/2026 19:22

WalkDontWalk · 09/03/2026 08:53

Hang on. You think fake boobs are immoral?

What moral concept do they stray from?

I miss Kenny Everett. I do.

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:05

Can this thread be left to die please? You have all made your position quite clear, that a teacher can have fake boobs as big as they like and it is no-ones business but their own, and certainly not the people paying her wages or entrusting her with the care and education of their children for 7 hours each and every day.

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ImImmortalNowBabyDoll · 16/03/2026 20:06

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:05

Can this thread be left to die please? You have all made your position quite clear, that a teacher can have fake boobs as big as they like and it is no-ones business but their own, and certainly not the people paying her wages or entrusting her with the care and education of their children for 7 hours each and every day.

Even if you were paying her wages, which you aren't, you still wouldn't get to make decisions about her body.

faithfultoGeorgeMichael · 16/03/2026 20:34

@Nicewoman I just spent an hr watching him on youtube - thanks for the laughs 😂

BauhausOfEliott · 16/03/2026 20:39

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:05

Can this thread be left to die please? You have all made your position quite clear, that a teacher can have fake boobs as big as they like and it is no-ones business but their own, and certainly not the people paying her wages or entrusting her with the care and education of their children for 7 hours each and every day.

Why should your thread be left to die? You shouldn’t have started it if you’re offended by people disagreeing with you.

Also, saying ‘Can this thread be left to die please?’ and then expecting to have the last word is hilariously pass-agg.

Bundleflower · 16/03/2026 20:39

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:05

Can this thread be left to die please? You have all made your position quite clear, that a teacher can have fake boobs as big as they like and it is no-ones business but their own, and certainly not the people paying her wages or entrusting her with the care and education of their children for 7 hours each and every day.

By that logic, the teacher is paying her own wage as much as any parent at the school is. You don’t get to demand a thread be abandoned because you’ve, rightfully, been told how ridiculous you’re being. My 34H titties are almost as pissed off as me.

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:40

I'm not offended but the thread has run it's course. There is nothing more to be said that hasn't been said already.

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LadyOfLymeHouse · 16/03/2026 20:40

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:05

Can this thread be left to die please? You have all made your position quite clear, that a teacher can have fake boobs as big as they like and it is no-ones business but their own, and certainly not the people paying her wages or entrusting her with the care and education of their children for 7 hours each and every day.

Give it a rest.

Bundleflower · 16/03/2026 20:40

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:40

I'm not offended but the thread has run it's course. There is nothing more to be said that hasn't been said already.

I’m sure I could think of something. Again, you don’t get to declare a thread shut 🙄you sound really entitled OP

BauhausOfEliott · 16/03/2026 20:42

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:40

I'm not offended but the thread has run it's course. There is nothing more to be said that hasn't been said already.

Tough. Just ignore it if you don’t want to engage any more. You don’t get to dictate how many people can respond to your thread any more than you get to dictate what your niece’s teacher’s bra size can be.

Yens · 16/03/2026 20:42

Why would a teacher chose to get cosmetic breast enlargement surgery?

Naturally gifted. Okay, fine. But why choose to get an unnatural enhancement with an implant?

BauhausOfEliott · 16/03/2026 20:43

Yens · 16/03/2026 20:42

Why would a teacher chose to get cosmetic breast enlargement surgery?

Naturally gifted. Okay, fine. But why choose to get an unnatural enhancement with an implant?

Edited

Same reason anyone else would? And whatever the reason, it’s neither your business nor the OP’s.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 16/03/2026 21:08

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:05

Can this thread be left to die please? You have all made your position quite clear, that a teacher can have fake boobs as big as they like and it is no-ones business but their own, and certainly not the people paying her wages or entrusting her with the care and education of their children for 7 hours each and every day.

But how is this affecting the care and education of their children? Please explain, I'm begging you.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 16/03/2026 21:09

Yens · 16/03/2026 20:42

Why would a teacher chose to get cosmetic breast enlargement surgery?

Naturally gifted. Okay, fine. But why choose to get an unnatural enhancement with an implant?

Edited

How is it your business?

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 16/03/2026 21:22

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 16/03/2026 21:08

But how is this affecting the care and education of their children? Please explain, I'm begging you.

She can’t. She just likes to be outraged for no reason

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 16/03/2026 21:23

Yens · 16/03/2026 20:42

Why would a teacher chose to get cosmetic breast enlargement surgery?

Naturally gifted. Okay, fine. But why choose to get an unnatural enhancement with an implant?

Edited

Why not?

Jc2001 · 16/03/2026 21:25

OonaStubbs · 12/03/2026 00:40

But surely what the parents think is more important than what other teachers think?

Maybe most parents concern themselves with how well their children are being taught?

pollymere · 16/03/2026 21:54

We can't end this thread OP until you explain why having large boobs makes me unfit to teach your children...

PinkIcedRing · 16/03/2026 21:55

You sound like a colossal arsehole. I think your niece is more in danger from your blinkered, narrow viewpoint than she is being in the presence of a pair of tits.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 16/03/2026 22:00

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 20:40

I'm not offended but the thread has run it's course. There is nothing more to be said that hasn't been said already.

If you stopped posting the thread might die down.
Just hide it.

OonaStubbs · 16/03/2026 22:16

pollymere · 16/03/2026 21:54

We can't end this thread OP until you explain why having large boobs makes me unfit to teach your children...

It doesn't. The thread is about large FAKE boobs. No-one can help the size of their natural breasts but IMO for a young woman to choose to have large fake boobs is a sign of vanity and superficiality. Neither of which are qualities becoming of a good teacher. What example is she setting for the young girls in her care? And for that matter, the boys.

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