Reform to institute Prima Nocta

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Farage has promised to institute Prima Nocta if they win the next GE. All women will have to have unprotected sex with another man on their wedding night, but here's the twist - the woman gets to choose the man.

They've got my vote.

Are they being unreasonable?

Blessed be the fruit

Gets my vote

What if we all pick Farage?

The exertion would probably finish him off.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

I wouldn’t vote Reform, but most of this is fake news. Best check your sources. 🙄

I also wouldn't vote reform but couldn't find any news coverage to suggest this is true. Where did you get it from?

My husband passed out drunk in a taxi on our wedding night, but oh! What could have been…

Does it have to be a nearby man or can you order one in? Like Chris Hemsworth is in Australia a lot now and it's a long flight. Equally Brad Pitt is in the US which is a good few hours flight too.

I don't want to downgrade my choice due to logistics alone.

Has nasty Nige factored any of this in to his new policy? I know he wants to put what women want and need at the very tip top of his agenda.

I'll have to get married again then. Tom Hiddleston anyone?
Edited twice because I got the wrong actor and then I can't spell.

I might suggest we look towards Hugh Grant? He's likely to be in the UK. Tom Cruise pops by from time to time.

Reform are extremely pro choice - it can be literally anyone, and we don’t have to share. This will be taxpayer funded, and, like all Reform policies, has been fully costed.

Play ball.

Can you imagine Britain in 10 years time though? Primary schools full of mini Hollywood superstars! I think we've all forgotten the obvious though - David Beckham!!! British, patriotic and clearly able to reproduce! X

What if you are already married? Can it be backdated?

Of its not true. I think its suppose to be funny. Else labour are coming up with more and more bizarre distractions from Starmer's pedophile supporting mates.

Do you get an exemption if you're a lesbian?

I'll have guy garvey from elbow please 🙏❤️🙏

Yes, I would also like to know this, please.

(Eyes up Sean Bean surreptiously).

There's always one CF! NO it can't be back dated @Dolamroth you'll have to divorce & remarry.

What On earth,

My best friend wants Gillian Anderson & who is Nigel to argue?

I have been married twice, soooo do I get two choices?

No no, that's too expensive and time consuming.

Might be willing to do it to have a go on Tom Hiddleston but I also don't want to be a burden on the taxpayer, and shipping Tom in could be costly.

Hmmmm im torn.

Now if the wonderful Alan Rickman still walked this earth, Reform could get my vote now.

I think, as a pp said, you will have to divorce and remarry. Vow renewals do not count.

Sorry @Piggywaspushed, I doubt Tom Cruise would be up for it.