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Reform to institute Prima Nocta

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 16:19

Farage has promised to institute Prima Nocta if they win the next GE. All women will have to have unprotected sex with another man on their wedding night, but here's the twist - the woman gets to choose the man.

They've got my vote.

Are they being unreasonable?

Reform to institute Prima Nocta
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GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:47

Supporting2026 · 14/02/2026 16:32

I also wouldn't vote reform but couldn't find any news coverage to suggest this is true. Where did you get it from?

Oh god - we've been living in the land of the crazed the last few years, we've become unable to spot sarcasm.
Hell in a handcart I tell you.<tuts>

Piggywaspushed · 14/02/2026 17:48

I feel sure he could make an exception.

Dabralor · 14/02/2026 17:48

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:15

Does it have to be a nearby man or can you order one in? Like Chris Hemsworth is in Australia a lot now and it's a long flight. Equally Brad Pitt is in the US which is a good few hours flight too.

It’s like deliveroo- they arrive tepid and a bit sweaty on the back of an e-bike. Later than you’d like and not as nice as you’d hoped.

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 17:49

Petrolitis · 14/02/2026 17:46

No no, that's too expensive and time consuming.

Might be willing to do it to have a go on Tom Hiddleston but I also don't want to be a burden on the taxpayer, and shipping Tom in could be costly.

Hmmmm im torn.

Now if the wonderful Alan Rickman still walked this earth, Reform could get my vote now.

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Really don't worry about being a burden on the taxpayer. It is all fully costed, as I said above. There will be so much money sloshing around after Reform's DOGE has done their work, that there will be enough for this, the NHS, and a sovereign wealth fund. The trains will also run on time.

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Piggywaspushed · 14/02/2026 17:52

Can they also organise time travel because I'm drawn to the idea of 40 years ago Harrison Ford?

FindingMeno · 14/02/2026 17:53

Could I get a voucher for a decent curry instead?

goldenappleofthesun · 14/02/2026 17:53

I mean, OK if I have to. For England.

I choose Jason Momoa. runs to book hotel room

viques · 14/02/2026 17:53

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 17:29

Can you imagine Britain in 10 years time though? Primary schools full of mini Hollywood superstars! I think we've all forgotten the obvious though - David Beckham!!! British, patriotic and clearly able to reproduce! X

Oh come on! Imagine what that would do to the average Uk IQ, we’d be back living in caves within a generation, boxes of matches would become currency……

BeachLifeoOhLaLa · 14/02/2026 17:58

Henry Cavill! Never thought it would happen but reform have my vote!

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 18:17

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:42

There's always one CF! NO it can't be back dated @Dolamroth you'll have to divorce & remarry.

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Oh well, if it's for the good of the country. Sigh.

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 18:19

Dabralor · 14/02/2026 17:48

It’s like deliveroo- they arrive tepid and a bit sweaty on the back of an e-bike. Later than you’d like and not as nice as you’d hoped.

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GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 18:28

FindingMeno · 14/02/2026 17:53

Could I get a voucher for a decent curry instead?

😁

Ileithyia · 14/02/2026 18:31

CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 17:25

Reform are extremely pro choice - it can be literally anyone, and we don’t have to share. This will be taxpayer funded, and, like all Reform policies, has been fully costed.

Play ball.

I could go for this, and we could use it to do a good turn for an immigrant by doing a ‘green card’ marriage. Everyone’s a winner!!

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 18:52

Ileithyia · 14/02/2026 18:31

I could go for this, and we could use it to do a good turn for an immigrant by doing a ‘green card’ marriage. Everyone’s a winner!!

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No, no. You get one night only, then any foreigners need to bugger off back to Hollywood home.

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Fairislesweater · 14/02/2026 18:56

What if your chosen hunk turns out to be crap in bed. Is there a reserve policy?

fartoomuchtoblerone · 14/02/2026 18:59

Is the dude allowed to be brown or is that a stupid question?

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 19:07

fartoomuchtoblerone · 14/02/2026 18:59

Is the dude allowed to be brown or is that a stupid question?

Of course! Some of Nigel's best donors are brown.

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Dragonflytamer · 14/02/2026 19:41

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:47

Oh god - we've been living in the land of the crazed the last few years, we've become unable to spot sarcasm.
Hell in a handcart I tell you.<tuts>

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To be fair it hard when there is quite some much Labour anti reform nonsense. But hey maybe those posters think we need more pedo supporters in the Lords.

drspouse · 14/02/2026 19:54

GirlsInGreen · 14/02/2026 17:42

There's always one CF! NO it can't be back dated @Dolamroth you'll have to divorce & remarry.

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I'm already planning to do this as my DF has an honour which he got after we got married and it means I can get married in St Paul's Cathedral.

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 14/02/2026 19:56

I really wouldn't mind if Sean Bean was tepid and a bit sweaty. Its all for the good of the country, after all.

Dolamroth · 14/02/2026 20:09

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 14/02/2026 19:56

I really wouldn't mind if Sean Bean was tepid and a bit sweaty. Its all for the good of the country, after all.

Same

Onlyontuesday · 14/02/2026 20:18

Can we be sensible please?

I do worry there wont be enough ££££ to spend on England flags if we selfishly pick someone who needs to be flown in.

ThreeTescoBags · 14/02/2026 20:38

Just throw me at the Gladiators, I'll take whichever one draws the short straw

<crosses fingers for Phantom>

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 20:47

I mean, Britain could become way more fun! Gangs of marauding brides grabbing wailing men off the streets to have their wicked way with them. Good-looking men hiding for fear of having to perform beyond the point of exhaustion!

We could become like a cold Thailand - sex tourism in coats 😂

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CoolFineDoneWicked · 14/02/2026 20:49

ILikeKeirStarmer · 14/02/2026 20:47

I mean, Britain could become way more fun! Gangs of marauding brides grabbing wailing men off the streets to have their wicked way with them. Good-looking men hiding for fear of having to perform beyond the point of exhaustion!

We could become like a cold Thailand - sex tourism in coats 😂

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Reform need to sell the TV rights, it could be the anti-Handmaid's Tale.

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