To ask for examples of the worst behaviour you've seen from an adult at a wedding?

[HappyHappyHawaii]

Attended one yesterday as a bridesmaid. The brides cousin was also a bridesmaid, spent the whole morning clearly aggrieved that the day wasn't about her... smoked in the getting ready suite and had to be told to put it out, then lit up again and claimed she had forgotten when the bride told her and made a snarky comment..then presented her silver converse she had customised to wear with her dress as she "doesn't really do heels"... the bride ignored her and sweetly said "at this point I don't think I can stop you" as she knows what she's like then what do you know, she wears the heels! There were loads of instances like this all day and she is 28 but seemed to want to just be am inconvenience all day which I assume was jealousy...even little things like being late for photos and pretending not to hear when called over, pushing the food round her plate, really ungracious behaviour. The wedding was fantastic! She could have really enjoyed it much more. Not really an aibu but whats the worst behaviour youve seen like this?

🤣😂🤣 Good one.

Jonathan Ross? 🤔

No

Really hoping it doesn't turn out to be David Attenborough

A couple (NOT the bride and groom) were sniffing cocaine in the toilets and subsequently trashed the toilets whilst high. Water all over the floor, soap dispensers ripped off the wall, air fresheners smashed. They were escorted off the premises by the venue management.

I would like to place a small wager on it being David Starkey

Initials DS?

@WhatWouldChristineCagneyDo
boom 💥

An owl delivered their rings....sorry but i'm.nearly wetting myself😂😂😂

Oh cant you give us a clue....pleeeeeease

At a child free wedding, the bride's very drunk mum started charging at random male guests & trying to take their trouser belts off. The bride was sat the top table equally drunk and egging her mum on much to the shock of her new husband & in laws. Surprisingly the marriage didn't last due to the very obvious culture clash between the two families.

This thread highlights that adults and not children spoil weddings so the no children st weddings brigade don't have a leg to stand on really. Having kids at weddings might stop excessive drunken behaviour and adults behaving like gutter trash.

Damn! I came on to say David Starkey!

I know someone who had a similar encounter with him, although as a guest, and described him as an arrogant talentless arsehole.

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I regret to inform you that adults who behave badly at weddings and any other social occasion will do so whether children are present are not, and are also more likely to have badly behaved children in tow!

I always wondered about the behind the scenes of DTTB. A couple come to mind. Groom spending all the budget on a piss up in Las Vegas and giving the Hen a budget for a round at the local pub and that one where he dragged her to some some muddy pig farm. 😂

Because she once said a piglet was cute

Sorry, Stephen.

I encounter very little drama in my life so this wedding was very satisfying, as the good guys won the day.

Groom was a lovely hardworking man unfortunate enough to be born into a family of absolute losers, takers and grifters. He had pulled himself out of his family crab pot and had become very successful in his career. He was cajoled into having his golden child brother as best man.

Golden child best man did not like his brother being the centre of attention so at the reception started shouting that the bride looked like a blacmange and he pitied his brother having to do that fat pig. I was agog- I had never seen people behave like this in my life. The groom punched his brother and then his father punched the groom for daring to punch precious golden child boy. The parents and brother then stormed off to their free hotel room that the groom had paid for, taking several bottles of champagne from tables. Groom got this look on his face like the FOG had broken. He corralled his other groomsmen and the bride’s brothers to go to the house that he owned but which his brother and parents lived in rent free. No rental agreement. The house was emptied that night and all stuff moved to a storage unit which the groom paid 1 month’s rent. Locks were changed.

I wasn’t there to see the arrival of the no doubt hungover parents and brother the next day but I heard it was epic. Break-ins were attempted, police were called, the groom spent a lot of his honeymoon on the phone sorting it but the end result was the awful parents and brother never set foot in that house again and the bride and groom have cut them out of their lives like a tumour. And they are still a lovely couple.

Disgraceful.
Are you still talking to them?

God, these stories are amazing! Perhaps it's time to stop feeling terrible about the nearly full bottle of red wine I knocked all down the front of the bride's gorgeous, custom-made, cream silk dress 😳

She was lovely about it but I've never quite forgiven myself! It seems I score very low on the Dreadful Guest scale, now I've read these. Phew ...

You win.

Yeah why did he put butter on it?

An ex mil of someone I knew wore two different white dresses to her daughter’s wedding. 🤯

It would have been a bit dry otherwise.