To ask for examples of the worst behaviour you've seen from an adult at a wedding?

[HappyHappyHawaii]

Attended one yesterday as a bridesmaid. The brides cousin was also a bridesmaid, spent the whole morning clearly aggrieved that the day wasn't about her... smoked in the getting ready suite and had to be told to put it out, then lit up again and claimed she had forgotten when the bride told her and made a snarky comment..then presented her silver converse she had customised to wear with her dress as she "doesn't really do heels"... the bride ignored her and sweetly said "at this point I don't think I can stop you" as she knows what she's like then what do you know, she wears the heels! There were loads of instances like this all day and she is 28 but seemed to want to just be am inconvenience all day which I assume was jealousy...even little things like being late for photos and pretending not to hear when called over, pushing the food round her plate, really ungracious behaviour. The wedding was fantastic! She could have really enjoyed it much more. Not really an aibu but whats the worst behaviour youve seen like this?

Someone booked the groom a stripper dressed as a ‘sexy bride’ for the night do.

A cheeky bump after dinner enables one to manage the affects of alcohol and still be able to speak, dance, engage with everyone appropriately.

This backs up my theory that cocaine users have no self-awareness whatsoever. They always seem to think they are the life and soul of the party, witty and entertaining. Everyone else thinks they are absolute bellends.

Even if it is true, I'm not sure why so many find it funny.

I’ve used cocaine a couple of times in my entire life and I’m 47 years old. I’m just not judgemental of things like that

Yes you're right. We shouldn't judge those who shit themselves on the dance floor and fight at weddings.

It’s a good example of what the thread is about.

This reply of yours is not. It’s po-faced and boring. Why are you reading the thread?

I heard an incredible heavily accented rendition of “Your Cheating Heart” by a lady guest at a Glasgow wedding. Then a bloke went up and sang The Rose of Tralee.

Us and the enemy had opposite sides of the hall.

And are funding massive criminal networks involving (amongst other awful things) trafficking and child exploitation.

I am. The cocaine trade destroys lives. People buying this illegal drug are putting money in the hands of organised crime gangs. I'm extremely judgemental of people who are so selfish and lacking in self-control that they would do that.

Orthodox isn't part of the Catholic church, it's its own whole thing. Which I realise is irrelevant to your post.

Mine too, none of that would be even slightly funny, either during or after the event.
Just really shit cruel bullying behaviour by absolute twats.
I hope the groom found new friends

Wrong thread, @Wierdyperiody?

Agreed. It not only ruins the users life, but their loved ones as well

Well put @B1anche

I was reading these stories thinking how boring the weddings I’ve been to have clearly been, and then I remembered I went to one and the grooms family got into a fight at the reception!
It was so incredibly odd and out of character.
But certainly nothing compared to some of these!

Oh good Class A drugs at the wedding. The happy couple cut the cake then do their first 'cheeky bump' together. Love how it's trivialised. Honestly, Officer I was letting them have a cheeky bump to let their hair down

Was the church Catholic or Eastern Orthodox? Not the same thing.

Happened to me too, my aunt and a cousin did it. Its "lucky" apparently, seen at other weddings (non family) too, usually an older woman doing it. I think its something to do with it being funny when you take your dress off and there is confetti everywhere, bit like a glitter bomb. Not very funny for the hotel cleaner I would imagine.

If you scroll back up the thread this information is there. Poor woman.

Yes exactly. See also problematic drinkers.

Just act like a functioning adult. How hard can it be for an afreroon/evening? If its that hard then you have to start paying attention to yourself honestly.

No - correct thread.

See @Wierdyperiody post yesterday at 18.41.

All kinds of wrong.

Well actually excuse you , I AM a nice person .
I didn’t hijack all the attention on xbils wedding , I spent most of my time in hotel room !
Everyone had a lovely time & I was a sorry lady .
Jeez , relax would you , there’s a lot more interesting stories than mine on here ..

They were 'the thing' a few years ago, Aldi even sold one I think, you had to assemble it yourself!

Aaah, 5th Ave! Happy days!

I’ve posted this before but my sister was a manager at a hotel and if she got stuck for staff she’d ask me to work the bar. Didn’t need to do it but I helped if I could. She had a wedding in the marquee and asked if I could work the hotel bar. No problem but we both recognised the groom as an odious cockwomble from my year in school.

Him and several others were awful to some people in school and I was glad. I was working the hotel bar. One of his crew wandered in to take the piss and brag about how much he was earning working on an assembly line making microwaves. About half what I was making after completing an apprenticeship and I thanked god again that I was working the hotel bar.

About 10pm my sister dashed in and said “Go in there and stop him.” “Stop what?” I replied. “You’ll see. Get in there.”

Ran into the marquee to see the groom and the bragger stark naked, standing on a table and waving their tackle in his MOB’s face.

Me and two staff tapped him on the shoulder and talked him down and wrapped him in a table cloth and dragged him to the honeymoon suite.

As if it was 5th Ave!!! 🤣

Well do I remember the days of the 75p vodka red bull!

My own mother unbeknownst to me , swapped our seating plan around at our wedding so all her friends were at the front and all of ours were at the back.

At a friends wedding I was charged with looking after the grooms mum who was a raging alcoholic. I did quite well, managed to shush her when she started heckling the speeches etc until we got to the grooms speech which she tried to gate crash by getting up and raising a loud slurry toast bang in the middle of it. She tripped over a chair leg and I actually managed to catch her head before it hit the table like some sort of ninja! One of my proudest moments actually!

another friend at the same wedding stole a drive on lawnmower and drove it into the reception hall, which did not go down well at all.