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To think you actually need 2k a week to live on?

327 replies

TheIcyAquaFawn · 26/01/2026 22:31

Post bills/house etc?
For a brilliant quality of life?

Perfect week stuff as in fun activities, no budget. Food shopping throwing everything in the trolley - lots of easy food. Being able to order Ubereats whenever you fancy ?

OP posts:
remotefly · 27/01/2026 13:18

snowlaser · 27/01/2026 12:52

That I have wasted my time. Really frustrating.

I thought Mumsnet was about people trying to help each other not waste their time, but evidently got that wrong.

Won't read any more now, or that just makes it worse.

Yep - we’re all adults with the ability to chose what we read and how we spend our time. Maybe it’s time you did something you find more productive given you have no right to demand that every thread is centred around MNers trying to help each other.

GalaxyJam · 27/01/2026 13:20

Fuck me, people are snarky today. Maybe it’s the weather.

DoubleShotEspressox · 27/01/2026 13:47

So if this is after my mortgage and bills are paid (assuming insurances, travel, car, utilities, food etc etc all taken care of).

I would increase my cleaner to at least 3x a week instead of once.
I would have someone come to my house once a month and do a full refresh - hair, wax, eyebrows, nails, tan, Botox once a quarter.
Every weekend would be some kind of booked trip or activity with the whole family - theme parks, lodges.
Stash some towards an exotic holiday (or two).
Buy clothes and totally upgrade my wardrobe.
Dinner out at least twice midweek.
Probably get a language tutor.

Thatsillymama · 27/01/2026 13:52

Just depends on so many things: age, where you live, mortgage size, kids and what you prioritise. We have a lot less than that and have a good life and can afford the things we want.

Moveoverdarlin · 27/01/2026 18:19

Hoolahoophop · 27/01/2026 06:44

Not a lot really. Kids go to private school. That's 60k min between them. Dh and son sail, 24k a year. DD and I ride 24k. We like to get a new car each every 5 years, because of hobbies these are Rangies 160 every 5 years so 30k per annum. The dogs. Cats. We put a lot into pension, and I'm insurance life, health etc. All that before food and clothes, treats and luxuries is 150k ish a year so 3k a week. Your estimate is low.

This is exactly what having two grand a week to spare looks like. Private school, sailing, horses, dogs, Range Rovers.

The OP dreams of a life of endless uber eats, fags and weight loss jabs.

Never has a thread highlighted the difference between rich and poor.

MibsXX · 27/01/2026 18:50

TheIcyAquaFawn · 26/01/2026 22:31

Post bills/house etc?
For a brilliant quality of life?

Perfect week stuff as in fun activities, no budget. Food shopping throwing everything in the trolley - lots of easy food. Being able to order Ubereats whenever you fancy ?

I have just over half that amount per MONTH before rent, bills etc, as do many many people, so if thats what you've got you're doing very well, enjoy!

I know what you mean re the ability to simply choose nice food you fancy without fretting about the cost!

Would be so nice just to be able to do that for one week!

Statsquestion2 · 27/01/2026 18:55

I know people are only dreaming etc on this but as someone who has over 1k leftover per month, I can tell you that you still budget things. I don’t shop at m&s, we get take away once a week at best. I don’t spend 250 on clothes or jewellery either. 🤣We save 2.5k per month because that’s what you have to do to cover things and have financials covered in case of job loss etc.

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 27/01/2026 18:56

TheIcyAquaFawn · 26/01/2026 22:31

Post bills/house etc?
For a brilliant quality of life?

Perfect week stuff as in fun activities, no budget. Food shopping throwing everything in the trolley - lots of easy food. Being able to order Ubereats whenever you fancy ?

Only if you're stupid/gullible / goady.

AgentPidge · 27/01/2026 18:56

TheIcyAquaFawn · 26/01/2026 22:45

How so? It’s no diffrence to those ‘if you won the euro millions’ threads

You said "need". Not "Wouldn't it be great to have £2k per week".

StripedVase · 27/01/2026 18:57

I am dead if so

Heebeebee · 27/01/2026 18:58

I have around 300.00 a month to spend on myself, and the majority of that ends up going on things the dc or dog need .. Just an extra couple hundred a month would leave me feeling rich..

XenoBitch · 27/01/2026 20:15

I manage on less than half of that a month.
I would feel super rich on £2k per week. But they say the more you have, the more you spend.

Jane143 · 28/01/2026 18:03

TheIcyAquaFawn · 26/01/2026 22:39

To see what everyone else thinks is the perfect spend budget per week - just food food, treats, ciggies etc.

Then you’d spend it all on private healthcare to alleviate the problems from eating all those takeaways and ‘ciggies’ !🤣

oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 28/01/2026 18:23

Uber eats ? I'd eat at Michelin * restos with that sort of money.

godmum56 · 28/01/2026 18:25

My "perfect" life would cost a shedload more than that, but I am happy enough on what i do have

Twowhippetstwogingers · 28/01/2026 18:38

Oh yes please.

Oldwmn · 28/01/2026 18:48

TheIcyAquaFawn · 26/01/2026 22:31

Post bills/house etc?
For a brilliant quality of life?

Perfect week stuff as in fun activities, no budget. Food shopping throwing everything in the trolley - lots of easy food. Being able to order Ubereats whenever you fancy ?

We all have a fantast life 🙄

Daisythepussycat · 28/01/2026 18:58

Since when were there 43 weeks in a year? 😆

angelfacecuti75 · 28/01/2026 19:07

I think 2k is a lot maybe like 1k instead if I ever win the lottery or something..

Luckyingame · 28/01/2026 19:15

No, YANBU.
👍

DramaAndBullshit · 28/01/2026 19:26

Is this satire?? I live on £2500 a month.

unbelievablybelievable · 28/01/2026 19:46

oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 28/01/2026 18:23

Uber eats ? I'd eat at Michelin * restos with that sort of money.

2k wouldn't be enough for a whole family to do that though.

GalaxyJam · 28/01/2026 19:51

unbelievablybelievable · 28/01/2026 19:46

2k wouldn't be enough for a whole family to do that though.

Meh, it would be wasted on the kids anyway

EmeraldShamrock000 · 28/01/2026 19:54

I would love that. I’d probably resemble the deceased Pete burns from all the cosmetic tweaking, have a house full of unneeded clothes, it would be fun, especially if I had 2k after bills. We usually have 200 after all bills are paid.

Blades2 · 28/01/2026 20:26

I wouldn’t call “ciggies” a treat. If you can’t afford them, don’t smoke them.