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Got to take a random item into work tomorrow. Object is not to laugh at whatever someone brings out of their bag. Something is gave in the house. What’s funny and unexpected.

Rolling pin ?

Tea towel? Favourite mug?

Cat? Baby? Tin opener?

Cat’s got my vote! That or a dildo.

Rubber gloves.

A large lamp
An airfryer

A bottle of baby oil? A bikini? A tin of beans?

A framed portrait of Gordon the Gopher

Definitely a dildo, larger the better.

Or maybe a crossbow.

Haemorrhoid cream

Definitely a cat or a dog! I’ve seen a TikTok video of someone bringing an urn of a dead parent. 😅

What fresh hell.

I laughed at the idea of this one, so it gets my vote.

I love this kind of thing. Not to everyone’s taste I’ll admit.

I'd find it hard not to laugh and any random object that appears.

Please do update us on the various random objects!

Are you or you son one of the lads that’s doing this on TikTok?

A jar of rusty screws from the shed.

In my house it would be a toilet roll jelly cat or a floor lamp from my husbands late grans house from the 70s which currently has pride of place in our study.

Ive seen this one 🤣🤣

Do you have a love heart photo frame print a photo of Donald Trump to put in it or even better you manager

Do you have any drawings of you by a young child that shows you in an amusing light? I have one where my arms are drawn to look like boobs you could trip over… also have one where the dogs tail looks rather like a massive penis. Love my kids art work 🤣

An unused loft ladder, still in it's wrapping.

Someone on the team saw that vid and it’s decided that’s what we’re doing in our meeting tomorrow.
I wfh normally so I haven’t been in since November and I want something good.
I used to have a Gordon the gopher actually
ice found a bag of DDs baby teeth. I might take those.
I don’t have a cat dog or a dildo unfortunately 😂

I cannot imagine what it's like having time to do stuff like this at work😲

Ok, just re-read op. Probably couldn't fit that in my bag.
So it would have to be a door handle instead.

Parent recently died so this might not go down well.