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Idontthinkicandothisanymore · 26/01/2026 21:53

Got to take a random item into work tomorrow. Object is not to laugh at whatever someone brings out of their bag. Something is gave in the house. What’s funny and unexpected.

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Aloha2024 · 26/01/2026 21:54

Rolling pin ?

shellyleppard · 26/01/2026 21:56

Tea towel? Favourite mug?

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 26/01/2026 21:57

Cat? Baby? Tin opener?

Ialwaysthoughtitwasadojo · 26/01/2026 21:58

CarefullyCuratedFurniture · 26/01/2026 21:57

Cat? Baby? Tin opener?

Cat’s got my vote! That or a dildo.

goingtotown · 26/01/2026 21:59

Rubber gloves.

B1anche · 26/01/2026 21:59

A large lamp
An airfryer

LVhandbagsatdawn · 26/01/2026 21:59

A bottle of baby oil? A bikini? A tin of beans?

winewolfhowls · 26/01/2026 21:59

A framed portrait of Gordon the Gopher

Ioweyounothingnothingatall · 26/01/2026 21:59

Definitely a dildo, larger the better.

Or maybe a crossbow.

maslinpan · 26/01/2026 22:00

Haemorrhoid cream

Theda13 · 26/01/2026 22:00

Definitely a cat or a dog! I’ve seen a TikTok video of someone bringing an urn of a dead parent. 😅

TheBeaTgoeson1 · 26/01/2026 22:00

What fresh hell.

WelcometomyUnderworld · 26/01/2026 22:01

winewolfhowls · 26/01/2026 21:59

A framed portrait of Gordon the Gopher

I laughed at the idea of this one, so it gets my vote.

WingBingo · 26/01/2026 22:01

I love this kind of thing. Not to everyone’s taste I’ll admit.

I'd find it hard not to laugh and any random object that appears.

Please do update us on the various random objects!

BollyMolly · 26/01/2026 22:02

Are you or you son one of the lads that’s doing this on TikTok?

FOJN · 26/01/2026 22:04

A jar of rusty screws from the shed.

MakeMineAMilkyTea · 26/01/2026 22:07

In my house it would be a toilet roll jelly cat or a floor lamp from my husbands late grans house from the 70s which currently has pride of place in our study.

youalright · 26/01/2026 22:11

Theda13 · 26/01/2026 22:00

Definitely a cat or a dog! I’ve seen a TikTok video of someone bringing an urn of a dead parent. 😅

Ive seen this one 🤣🤣

youalright · 26/01/2026 22:13

Do you have a love heart photo frame print a photo of Donald Trump to put in it or even better you manager

Burntt · 26/01/2026 22:18

Do you have any drawings of you by a young child that shows you in an amusing light? I have one where my arms are drawn to look like boobs you could trip over… also have one where the dogs tail looks rather like a massive penis. Love my kids art work 🤣

BrusselsPate · 26/01/2026 22:26

An unused loft ladder, still in it's wrapping.

Idontthinkicandothisanymore · 26/01/2026 22:28

BollyMolly · 26/01/2026 22:02

Are you or you son one of the lads that’s doing this on TikTok?

Someone on the team saw that vid and it’s decided that’s what we’re doing in our meeting tomorrow.
I wfh normally so I haven’t been in since November and I want something good.
I used to have a Gordon the gopher actually
ice found a bag of DDs baby teeth. I might take those.
I don’t have a cat dog or a dildo unfortunately 😂

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Bigearringsbigsmile · 26/01/2026 22:28

I cannot imagine what it's like having time to do stuff like this at work😲

BrusselsPate · 26/01/2026 22:28

BrusselsPate · 26/01/2026 22:26

An unused loft ladder, still in it's wrapping.

Ok, just re-read op. Probably couldn't fit that in my bag.
So it would have to be a door handle instead.

Idontthinkicandothisanymore · 26/01/2026 22:29

Theda13 · 26/01/2026 22:00

Definitely a cat or a dog! I’ve seen a TikTok video of someone bringing an urn of a dead parent. 😅

Parent recently died so this might not go down well.

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