Lighthearted...what daft thing have you done lately?

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Make me feel better.

I took a photo to upload on an app as needed it for an agency (extra job) . Luckily I noticed the tag at the front as had my jumper on inside out 🤣🙈 It's health care. They'd be signing me up for a carer!

Clicking the button of my car key to try and open the front door to my house 🤦‍♀️
I’ve done this many times

We had a power cut the other week due to the snow. Dh asks me where the torch is. I got up and switched the light switch so I could see the torch….

Beyond shocked?

25 years on,ive still not snapped out of it!lol

I remember my blood turning to ice and the world tilted

I dont remember the drive home (thankfully I wasn't driving) and I remember sitting on the sofa before I burst into tears

It's a bit of a blur until I gave birth (stood up on the landing with only my toddler dd for company)

Thank you-i have to admit my baby dgd is gorgeous-she was a bigger shock than her dad (it took me about a month to wrap my head round the fact my baby was having a baby and i was going to be a granny)

It all worked out in the end and im so proud of them (even if I did my best to lose my poor baby at the time!)

Oh bloody hell
It is rare but not unheard of
Thankfully I was at home but I know the sheer shock of 'congratulations!your having a baby anytime now!'
I do hope she was ok-it's one hell of a shock
The paperwork would have been a nightmare-i do hope they got home ok and all was well

Yes they were ok. It was actually a friend of a friend. Her dc will be about 30 now! People didn't believe she hadn't known but she really didn't. I think she was on a hen do at the time?

I know 3 people that have had a baby but didn't realise they were pregnant. One of them had fallen off her bike on the way to work, the hospital rang her husband and said she was in there, and by the way she's had a little girl!

That made me laugh out loud! Thank you for this. Having a horrible week and this is the best laugh in ages!

Oh god I made popcorn in a saucepan last week and forgot to put a lid on it. Popcorn fireworks 🤣 Am still finding popcorn in random places

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Wow he must have been 'wtaf!' Can you imagine?

Fabulous....this reminds me of the security guard they interviewed on BBC news once by mistake, thinking he was a foreign political leader (or something). He just went along with it, having no idea what they were banging on about 😂😂

Got off the train at Basingstoke. Took me about 10 minutes to realise I was actually in Winchester. You would have thought the announcements on the train and the signs all over the plaform (and indeed, station) would have been a clue. 🙃

I recently knocked on my own bedroom door before entering the empty room.

😆😆😆

I do this all the time 😭

That was absolutely brilliant 😄

Morning routine …one hand hair mousse, other one HRT gel. Go wash hands, dry hair and then limbs to get the gel to dry quickly…turns out HRT gel is very , very effective as hair gel and a swine to wash out 🙄

Went for a walk in the rain, pulled the raincoat hood drawstrings tight and tied them in a double knot. Took me an unhealthy amount of time to extricate myself when I got home.

This has tickled me 😂 it’s like something Mr Bean would do!

I can’t think of anything (surprisingly) but am enjoying reading all of yours!

Drove 45 minutes to collect my new car and forgot the V5 for my old one to hand over to them. Couldn’t be arsed with another 1.5 hour round trip so had to pay £25 for them to order a new one. Idiot tax.

We came back from walking the dog yesterday and DH said "Oh wow, you have your keys!" as I opened the door when I returned. I always ask him if he has his house keys when we go out together, and never bother to take mine, or have more often than not lost them temporarily (they always turn up again).

So many…
I was once wandering around my local Co Op, a lady came in and said had anyone just been to the cash point as they’d forgotten to take the money. I spent about 5 minutes tutting what a daft thing to do when the lady looked rather pointedly at me , and with a jolt I realised that it was in fact me ! She’d thought it was me but wanted to me to remember to be sure she’s got the right person.!
Lost my purse, found it in the fridge . I’d been to the butchers and packed it away carefully with the meat.
There's plenty more but I can’t remember. My head is too full of stuff !

CRYING 😂😂😂

NC for this - when you read it, you'll understand why ...

It was a really icy morning and my car was frozen. It was on my driveway along with DH's car. I thought I would just back up my car a little on the drive so I could keep an eye on it from the kitchen while it defrosted. I'll just move it back a metre I thought to myself. The windows were totally frosted over and I couldn't see a thing but I just thought, it'll be fine I know how far a metre is.

Reversed, heard beeps and a crash. Panicked, went forward and another crash.

Turns out I don't know how far a metre is when I'm essentially driving blind. And it is incredibly disorientating driving when you can't see out the windows - who knew?!! I crashed into DHs car first (caused a big dent in his drivers door) and then crashed into the front of my house (big brick scratches on the front of my car and damaged the front wing) and left a mark on the house wall.

I then had to go and wake DH up to tell him the news ...

When people ask for "date of birth", I just recite the numbers. However if they ask "How old are you?", I sometimes have to think about it 😏