To think my birthday needs to planned and very organised by now

[Mycherry]

I’m 30 on the 28th July but it seems no one is focusing on my birthday.

Did you mean January?

I'm not sure if you're being serious or taking the piss

The latter.

I've always organised all my own birthday meals/outings and the occasional party - it's much better that way as you get exactly what you want. Organise it yourself.

Yanbu, my birthday is in November and nobody has even mentioned it yet, let alone started planning. It's infuriating.

OMG it’s only 198 to days to go!! Tell us what we should all be doing to mark this momentous occasion??!!

You've got 6 months. Organise a girls' week in Puerto Banus. The more the merrier.

@GalaxyJam It's hard to tell on here. Mumsnet is a strange place

Did someone's toddler get access to Mumsnet and add an extra zero to their age by mistake?

It’s because they are planning a big surprise OP x

When you say 30, you mean 3, right?

Clown, bouncy castle, face painting, jelly and ice cream?

If you really do mean 30, are your diamond slippers pinching?

Well mine is the day before so mine needs planning first so you’ll need to wait.

Would you prefer a big boozy chocolate cake or a tower made of lemon and raspberry cupcakes?
🎁

Hey..hang on.

MINE IS IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS!

What are you all going to do for MEEE?

I want a pony - although with my fat arse I probably need a Clydesdale.
I want an actual castle, with turrets and a moat.
I want the moat to be full of chocolate.

I'm 50 next week and absolutely naff all is happening. Please advise - should I be having a touch of the precious hab-dabs too? Is it the done thing and I've simply missed the memo?

Sorry OP but if the date is right the you need to grow up a bit and either have discussions on what you want or organise it yourself.

To all other posters, who have a birthday, at some random point in time...💐

Happy Birthday everyone for this year🎂

Why would they you are an adult I presume, pick what you want to do arrange it check with people then get on with it

Mine is not until 2045 and I can’t believe nobody has planned it yet. What are you all doing? Plan it now please!!

Surely your 150 closest friends and family have all got the week off and booked a luxury holiday in the Maldives, with you as their honoured guests?

If not, you need to cut all contact with those losers.

How do I get an invite please? And can I bring a bucket for the moat?

Your family clearly don’t care about you at all. Disown them.

My next significant birthday event is in 3 months and has been booked since last year. Oh wait, that’s because I did it myself, just as if I was an actual adult.

Not at all precious behaviour.

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