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Military conscription

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Donotpanicoknowpanic · 09/01/2026 10:25

There is lots of talk about if ww3 happens then military conscription will happen

This is basically people who sit in an office safely saying we need to either send ourselves or out children to fight and die in horrible conditions

Am I unreasonable to think that anyone who thinks this is a good idea

They should be the first ones to sign up and to lead by example

Any politicians who think this is a good idea, there children should be the first to go

Russia is literally sending troops in wheel chairs and crunches to the front line

So age, disability and gender will not be a problem for anyone who supports any conscription policy's, they can go first

Also the UK will not be invaded, we are not Ukrainian, If we were more like Ukraine I would be more in favour of this as the country itself is under threat

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Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 18:33

Quine0nline · 22/01/2026 08:31

Hitler's plan was a war with Britain to start around 1944. He intended to have sufficient large warships and U-boats as well as other resources. The colonies would have been grabbed and Britain under nazi control. Whether as a slave state or a less willing ally would depend.

If Germany had of actually invaded Britain would it really have worked and for how long?

First, the Royal Navy was very big , it would have took an awful lot of resources to penetrate through our naval defences.

It would have been a formidable task to defeat Britain by sea.

Secondly, the coast would have been defended by not just the Home Guard, but pretty much anyone who was capable of fighting. Your talking about potentially millions of civilians ready to fight.

Lastly, how would Germany have actually occupied Britain?

We are a very proud nation, we were tough when needed. The population left at home would have probably been 40 million or so ( at a guess).

I dont think the average British civilian would have taken kindly to the German forces invading us.

They simply wouldn’t have allowed it.

German only had an Army so big. How would they have had enough manpower to control us on our own soil?

Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 18:35

ColourThief · 22/01/2026 18:28

If they tried to conscript my sons (I have 6) they would have to pry them from my cold dead fingers.

Fuck them. These presidents/high ups that want to start dick swinging wars and playing boom boom military games, they can fight it out amongst each other, leave the rest of us out of it.

Not much good though if you have enemy forces in your country. What else can you do but fight them ?

JennyWren5 · 22/01/2026 18:44

Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 18:33

If Germany had of actually invaded Britain would it really have worked and for how long?

First, the Royal Navy was very big , it would have took an awful lot of resources to penetrate through our naval defences.

It would have been a formidable task to defeat Britain by sea.

Secondly, the coast would have been defended by not just the Home Guard, but pretty much anyone who was capable of fighting. Your talking about potentially millions of civilians ready to fight.

Lastly, how would Germany have actually occupied Britain?

We are a very proud nation, we were tough when needed. The population left at home would have probably been 40 million or so ( at a guess).

I dont think the average British civilian would have taken kindly to the German forces invading us.

They simply wouldn’t have allowed it.

German only had an Army so big. How would they have had enough manpower to control us on our own soil?

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I think all of this could also be said (apart from the bit about the sea) for the other countries Hitler invaded, especially the larger ones - e.g. France, Poland, but he still invaded them, so that makes me think the sea and the Navy/RAF is the main thing that saved us. Our geography really did save us.

Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 18:49

JennyWren5 · 22/01/2026 18:44

I think all of this could also be said (apart from the bit about the sea) for the other countries Hitler invaded, especially the larger ones - e.g. France, Poland, but he still invaded them, so that makes me think the sea and the Navy/RAF is the main thing that saved us. Our geography really did save us.

We are an island , granted so invading us would be different to countries with borders. The Germans literally rolled into other countries.
But even so our Navy was powerful and I do think our fighting spirit wouldn’t have allowed an easy surrender.

I think a famous saying was if you had the tactics of a German officer , and the fighting spirit of a British soldier , you’d have the perfect Army.

Natsku · 22/01/2026 19:29

ColourThief · 22/01/2026 18:28

If they tried to conscript my sons (I have 6) they would have to pry them from my cold dead fingers.

Fuck them. These presidents/high ups that want to start dick swinging wars and playing boom boom military games, they can fight it out amongst each other, leave the rest of us out of it.

Even if your own side does leave you out of it, the enemy won't.

EasternStandard · 22/01/2026 19:45

Natsku · 22/01/2026 19:29

Even if your own side does leave you out of it, the enemy won't.

I think the pp comments on geography are relevant.

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:50

Natsku · 22/01/2026 04:29

Thankfully 80% of people in my country don't think that way, and are instead willing to defend my country, otherwise life would be intolerable for all but the lucky few able to immigrate to somewhere like New Zealand.

You sound all very brave. 👍

For those who would consider immigration, Uruguay is better to immigrate to as immigration requirements are not as stringent as NZ.

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:52

EasternStandard · 22/01/2026 19:45

I think the pp comments on geography are relevant.

Conscription would probably only happen if the UK was being invaded, so I think 'if your own side leaves you out, the enemy won't' is relevant.

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:54

ColourThief · 22/01/2026 18:28

If they tried to conscript my sons (I have 6) they would have to pry them from my cold dead fingers.

Fuck them. These presidents/high ups that want to start dick swinging wars and playing boom boom military games, they can fight it out amongst each other, leave the rest of us out of it.

Conscription would probably only happen if UK were invaded. Your sons would probably have to fight (and you too). Hopefully we won't be invaded,, it certainly won't be first on Putin's list.

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:55

JennyWren5 · 22/01/2026 08:39

Perhaps just focus on your degree instead of moving to bloody Uruguay to avoid a war that probably won’t happen.

I'll make my decisions based on the likelihood of that happening. At the moment it seems lower, but France, Germany, and the UK army itself are clearly all worried.

JennyWren5 · 22/01/2026 19:56

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:50

You sound all very brave. 👍

For those who would consider immigration, Uruguay is better to immigrate to as immigration requirements are not as stringent as NZ.

Edited

Let’s say you get to Uruguay - how would you earn money there? To find a job, you’ll need work experience and probably need to speak Spanish - do you have Spanish skills and work experience?

Your posts worry me a bit, because they don’t seem very connected to reality and you’re up all hours of the night whilst studying for a degree. Please focus on your degree and enjoying university as best as you can.

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:58

JennyWren5 · 22/01/2026 19:56

Let’s say you get to Uruguay - how would you earn money there? To find a job, you’ll need work experience and probably need to speak Spanish - do you have Spanish skills and work experience?

Your posts worry me a bit, because they don’t seem very connected to reality and you’re up all hours of the night whilst studying for a degree. Please focus on your degree and enjoying university as best as you can.

Thank you . Don't worry, I certainly don't plan to move until I've got established in my job. Fingers crossed the situation has improved by then! I have studied Spanish and am keeping this up.

Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 20:40

GaIadriel · 22/01/2026 05:55

I agree that our treatment of veterans is shameful (partly because the public don't really seem to care about men's issues as much) but we wouldn't be fighting for our government. We'd be fighting to protect ourselves. It's not like Keir Starmer is going to go and kick their arses for us!

Exactly. In WW2 not everyone liked Churchill or even the Royal Family , but don’t for themselves and their families.
I don’t think anyone that would sign up would be doing it personally to defend Keir Starmer!

Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 20:45

Quine0nline · 22/01/2026 08:31

Hitler's plan was a war with Britain to start around 1944. He intended to have sufficient large warships and U-boats as well as other resources. The colonies would have been grabbed and Britain under nazi control. Whether as a slave state or a less willing ally would depend.

Hitler initially didn’t want to fight Britain. His idea was for Britain to keep out and keep its Empire, whilst Germany and the USSR would take over Europe.

D Day was in 1944 and was the beginning of the end of WW2. Once the Allied forces had broke through, it was only a matter of time for Hitlers plan to crumble.

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 22/01/2026 20:56

Quine0nline · 22/01/2026 08:31

Hitler's plan was a war with Britain to start around 1944. He intended to have sufficient large warships and U-boats as well as other resources. The colonies would have been grabbed and Britain under nazi control. Whether as a slave state or a less willing ally would depend.

This was the German General Staff's plan.

Hitler asked them in the mid/late 30s to draw contingencies for invading various parts of Europe, and they concluded that Germany would not be fully rearmed and geared sufficiently to conquer the Soviet Union and Western Europe by 1944 at the very earliest.

Hitler, being Hitler, completely ignored this and continually pressured a succession of CIC's and Chiefs of the General Staff to expedite these timescales, hence why Germany was completely unprepared to actually launch any sort of invasion of the UK in 1940, why they were entirely unprepared to mount an invasion of the Soviet Union in Spring 1941.

The fact they were so successful in Poland and the Low Countries came as a shock to most senior German commanders, because despite all of Hitler's bluster and hot air, they didn't actually expect conquest of these territories to happen as readily or as quickly as it did in reality. This, of course, just fed into Hitler's delusions about the German war machine being totally invincible and irresistible, which in turn led him to place increasingly unrealistic demands and expectations upon it for the remainder of the war.

Paul2023 · 22/01/2026 21:18

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 22/01/2026 20:56

This was the German General Staff's plan.

Hitler asked them in the mid/late 30s to draw contingencies for invading various parts of Europe, and they concluded that Germany would not be fully rearmed and geared sufficiently to conquer the Soviet Union and Western Europe by 1944 at the very earliest.

Hitler, being Hitler, completely ignored this and continually pressured a succession of CIC's and Chiefs of the General Staff to expedite these timescales, hence why Germany was completely unprepared to actually launch any sort of invasion of the UK in 1940, why they were entirely unprepared to mount an invasion of the Soviet Union in Spring 1941.

The fact they were so successful in Poland and the Low Countries came as a shock to most senior German commanders, because despite all of Hitler's bluster and hot air, they didn't actually expect conquest of these territories to happen as readily or as quickly as it did in reality. This, of course, just fed into Hitler's delusions about the German war machine being totally invincible and irresistible, which in turn led him to place increasingly unrealistic demands and expectations upon it for the remainder of the war.

The invasion of Poland in 1939 was a shock to them as they hadn’t seen it coming.

Natsku · 23/01/2026 06:13

EasternStandard · 22/01/2026 19:45

I think the pp comments on geography are relevant.

The UK's geography is an advantage but it's not a guarantee

Natsku · 23/01/2026 06:15

Carla786 · 22/01/2026 19:50

You sound all very brave. 👍

For those who would consider immigration, Uruguay is better to immigrate to as immigration requirements are not as stringent as NZ.

Edited

Its not about being brave, its knowing there's no alternative, and there really isn't - only the rich and well connected will be able to flee if widespread war breaks out in Europe, and at some point even they won't be able to.

Milothebunny · 23/01/2026 06:28

JennyWren5 · 22/01/2026 18:18

Oh right. How come you didn’t say ‘invaders’ to start with?

Both stand really, boat men & invaders so either felt suitable to use.

malificent7 · 23/01/2026 06:36

I'm sorry but i'd rather not send my beautiful dd to battle to fight for this country. She is mixed race anyway ( persian blood)..
What freedom do we have ? We are all wage slaves thanks to years of Tory austerity.
Pmsl at the left owning the arts etc. The arts have been decimated under austerity and im pretty sure the news is run by the right.

JustOnePersonNotAnOctopus · 23/01/2026 06:40

Whatifitallgoesright · 09/01/2026 11:38

I think it's a bit rich that the government would expect the men they called racist and far right for flying the UK flag to suddenly go fight and die under it.

Those patriots should be first in the queue, but they’ll wheedle their way out.

Paul2023 · 23/01/2026 07:18

I do wonder if those who have come here illegally would actually stay and fight. I’d say they wouldn’t as they have already ‘fled war torn countries’, allegedly.

Id imagine they’d leave as quickly as a rat up a drain pipe..

JennyWren5 · 23/01/2026 09:02

Milothebunny · 23/01/2026 06:28

Both stand really, boat men & invaders so either felt suitable to use.

What makes them invaders? They haven’t taken over your country, have they?

SerendipityJane · 23/01/2026 09:20

Paul2023 · 23/01/2026 07:18

I do wonder if those who have come here illegally would actually stay and fight. I’d say they wouldn’t as they have already ‘fled war torn countries’, allegedly.

Id imagine they’d leave as quickly as a rat up a drain pipe..

The Saxons fought the Vikings. (Not having much choice, as they lived here)

Milothebunny · 23/01/2026 09:41

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