To think loo roll is not enough

[Makinglasagnatakesages]

Not the nicest subject in the world -sorry!

I live abroad and bathrooms have bidees (spelling) I don’t use these, but always use wet toilet wipes which are said to be easily disposable here and not harmful to the environment
Since doing this it makes me think how normal loo roll paper is pretty gross and just can’t possibly get you properly clean 😬

Me too. I have two spikey bog brushes - one in the bathroom upstairs and another one beside the downstairs toilet.

We also have toilet paper beside each toilet. No wipes or wet stuff.

We really are such utter slatterns here. 😲🤣

Love that 🤣🤣🤣

I think it probably helps? I mean not everyone needs a chisel.

Cut up newspapers hung on a nail in the door in the outside lavvy does for me 😂😂😂😂

A chisel? Dear god, this thread 🫠

You need an extra part fitted due to that to stop backflow. Most UK kits have it included

Dettox and a scourer is a necessity

I don’t understand how anyone has time to have a full on wash after every poo. Like remove your clothing, wash and dry and get dressed. Don’t any of you work? Have small children? I can barely make myself a cup of tea let alone go through that rigmarole every single time I go to the bathroom.

I do shower and change my underwear every day, sometimes I shower twice a day.
Urine lingering around your nether regions starts to smell very quickly.

I don’t have sex with my husband without a shower first. I don’t feel clean and I can’t relax. He appreciates my personal hygiene, and vice versa.

Why don’t you give yourself a wipe over with your hands/fingers at the end of the day, having been to the bathroom several times.
I can guarantee you that it smells less than fragrant.
Sweat, urine, bodily secretions don’t smell too pleasant after a while.

😂

What about dry leaves from outside? Hang them on a string beside the toilet and scrub your arse with them as necessary. 😉

You can replace them regularly by just going for a walk and collecting them in a bag.

They can get brittle depending on time of year and sugar content.

Moss is far more practical.

as someone who doesn’t flush any tissue at all down my toilet, you don’t need to sit with ‘a bin full’ of anything, just change it regularly :) agree that the bum hose is 100% the best though

Why don’t you give yourself a wipe over with your hands/fingers at the end of the day, having been to the bathroom several times.

Excellent point, because I find strangers do this to me all the time 😱

well then, you're all gonna love gay men in bars wanting a bit of rimming...

OK, I'll try that then.

Urine lingering around your nether regions starts to smell very quickly.

Do you go around sniffing your undercarriage throughout the day?

were you not taught how to wipe your bottom?

How do people with very long nails wipe their bums properly? Is there a special technique? Are the long nails an aid?

‘Flushable’ wipes aren’t flushable! They clog the drains up!
Use reusable wipes such as cheeky wipes:
https://www.cheekywipes.com/?source=google&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=DM_G_SEA_BR_Core~Cheeky-Wipes&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=17534209369&gbraid=0AAAAAD1KjzWdr0bB-JS0cx1ccW8yLC4DM&gclid=Cj0KCQiAvOjKBhC9ARIsAFvz5lhCKRSDiX7NehyR8-nytIKPxyh4_E3KW9VpcRZNN2O2UNjTC-zFzmgaArI2EALw_wcB

they come with a clean and a dirty box.
I used these for when my daughter was in nappies rather than disposable.

Ohhh, I wondered why the pack of stray dogs were gathering here around dusk each day

God. Life is grim enough without having to wash my family’s bum cleaning rags 😞

Yep. Concern for the environment ends when it comes to reusable bum wipes.

At least it does for me. Some things are meant to be disposable, and bum wipes are one of them.

I don’t have pets precisely for this reason.

Same!! Dogs sitting their bare arses on the couch 🤢