AIBU to ask who are your guilty of buying the popcorn for to watch their car crash lives?

[TheFireHorse]

I have 2 "celebs" that I can't get enough of when I'm bored.

Both whom I used to admire but their behaviour and outlandish exploits can't make me tear my eyes away from their next catastrophes.

1. Megan Markle. Thought she was amazing breath of fresh air when she joined the RF. Guessed an amazing future for her. Admired her Feminst past (fairy liquid anyone) but just watch open mouthed as I read about her fake marriage, taking the piss out of curtsey to the queen and the way she treats Hazzza. Etc

From twerking and the woe is me media junkets I just can't get enough. I don't know anyone like her in real life and wonder why she thinks she knows better than anyone else. From her pregnant twerking to her stealing of dresses. I continue to be gobsmacked. The weird thing is, I'm not a royalist in any shape or form. Get rid of the motor then, I say!!

Don't give a shit what the rest of the them get up to. Except AMW. Although think he'll disappear into obscurity. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in one of her counselling sessions. What the fuck goes through her mind??

2. Katie Price , I was originally completely indifferent to her until IACGMOOFH, and saw a side of her of her that made me soften to her. But my god, the way she treats her animals, her kids and the endless fame and men chasing makes me want to know what goes through her head. The way she treats her poor eldest. No trust find squirrelled away for his future despite the millions she was taking in at one point. And siding him for views on social Media. Vile!

Blaming the government for not letting him stay at the Star centre. No love, they can only stay there 3 years and his time was up, what didn't you make sure he was financially protected? She again is a walking car crash and devour any media posts about her. Again not all the time, only when I'm bored.

Who are yours and why?

I'd forgotten TelevisionWithoutPity - that was a joy (although you had to have the right person writing about a show, a few were awful).

The RomanticHistory/Russell/David threads on FJ were an addictive car crash. Must be about 10 years ago now!

@SisterTeatime Were the upside-down-and-back-to-front jam tongs ever explained?! That was entertainingly extraordinary from the Meg, yes.

@CheeseUpMyNose no I don’t think so! Hard to come up with a reason for that one! How on earth did the image ever see the light of day? But it encapsulates so much about her - she’s always banging on about her attention to detail, yet this got past her and, presumably, several others, so either they all want to see her mocked or none of them has ever so much as watched a video of someone making jam (or spread);

she wants us to at least pretend to believe As Ever grew organically from her passion for making jam (spread) - we know it’s a lie but the tongs are such a giveaway;

she talks about working hard but is clearly epically lazy;

she has no sense of humour so can’t make a joke out of anything. I imagine her impulse was to blame a member of staff.

This is a level of pettiness I can get on board with! 😂😂

Same here. All the posts/IG Stories I've seen of her she's usually trying to 'school' people on all things musical theatre like she's the ONLY person with the authority to do so. Seriously, she's D-list at best!

Love her brother, though. Now he IS talented!

I know!! Mortified! But couldn't edit a title!

MNHQ can edit title for you if you so wish.👍

Oooo yes I'd forgotten about the Wagathachristy drama but that's gone quiet now as has Lauryn Goodman.

I also forgot the freebirthing one on the Caribbean island. There's a long standing thread on here that I watch. I just can't believe what goes on with that couple.

Would love to see a documentary about that too. Get all gleeful when there is another update. The digging that some of the posters did to find out facts was worthy of Sherlock Holmes!!

And without completely derailing this thread (which seems to happen a lot when the Markles get mentioned), I do enjoy a good Royal thread when the Markles Squad come out gunning.

Even on this thread I've been accused of never liking Meghan!! And to not read the media. I don't need to read the media, I can hear and see the things she does. Bizarre!!!.

Hey, be fair, he fixed his frozen todger with his mum’s favourite Eight Hour cream. It’s fine now!

I have been watching some of Katie Price's videos on YouTube. I do admit to being a bit fascinated. I don't like or dislike her. She's just crazy to watch. The only fans gets me. Jesus!

My other one used to be Gemma Collins. Delusional but entertaining to watch.

I think you can argue that her husband’s CV is more impressive than hers these days. She did well in les mis and heathers. But since then she’s done Cinderella which flopped, the Crown Jewels which was panned by critics, panto, a tour of calamity Jane which I presume didn’t sell as I kept getting emails about it on one of the seat filler websites I’m subscribed to practically giving tickets away, and now elf which seemed to have barely sold and despite hosting a press night, no reviews were published.

What’s even odder is despite this, she still posts about her poor husband like he’s the lucky one 🤣

Anyway. This level of self-delusion is what’s kept me hooked

I used to watch this 2 years ago when they were just a couple doing funny stuff. Then they had their first kid and it all became kid focused and rather dull so I dropped them as frankly, I was looking for fun silly light hearted stuff to watch.

I heard somewhere they had split up but I had no idea he’s gone off the deep end. I might go take a look …..

Sorry that was meant to say those two as in two people. Not 2 years ago as it might read. It was definitely longer ago than that when they would pop up on my feed.