Inappropriate present, hideous bookends and me in drag!!!!

[confusedgoldilocks]

I love christmas, and I love christmas presents, I got my best friend a lovely calendar showing photos that were precious to me throughout the year of all the good times we have shared, in return, and this is so strange, I got two bookends, which have obviously been handmade, but look like my face, but in a grotesque punch and judy way, I'm not sure whether they are supposed to look so scary, but they are hideous, I actually had nightmares about them last night, and on top of that, a smaller 3D figurine which is basically me looking like a drag queen in hideous blonde hair and a massive red bow, they obviously took a long time and I get that, but I wonder what they are trying to tell me, they have sent me a message asking what I think of them and I really don't know what to say, to be honest, Im quite upset they see me that way. Im just a normal person who loves christmas, I was hoping for tickets to see a christmas carol or something like that.

Abraxas was not on my bingo card!! You did it again OP!!

Bit early to be drinking OP

Ah of course - Abraxas!! How could you be so daft? We knew that from the off

off to google what the hell is Abraxas

I love whatever is wrong with you

lmao what a ride

Glue by the sound of it.

So all’s well that ends well. It’s like a modern Dickens. A lovely heartwarming tale for the Christmas season.

I was going to say it's like
'Much ado about Nothing'

What. The. Fuck.

This is perfect. I agree that regardless,.it is a very mean gift x

Apologies I have read your other posts

I’ve enjoyed your work OP, never quite knew which way it would turn next.

Oh I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt up to this point. But everyone knows that Abraxas has a buh-gerk head and a slithery body.

Nil points. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200.

Abraxas is not a being, or an image, your either being too closed minded, or your relying on lazy google searches, dig a bit deeper, Abraxas is in fact everything and nothing, good and evil, light and shadow, which is why it sits between the two bookends, its an encapsulation of everything, thats why it looks male, but with female hair, its actually a wonderful present, now I have reconciled what it actually means, ABRAXAS-its all for you!!

You must be very bored OP. I find it particularly telling that you don't address the fact that many posters now think you have made the whole thing up.

I call bullshit

OP I can think of several reasons why somebody would write the kind of posts you have. However, I shall not mention them here but suggest that you stop wasting people’s time further

Oh I wish you'd give us a few theories because I'm completely stumped, it's all so odd 🤣

no one is holding a gun to your head, I assume your an adult and capable of making your own decisions about what you read and don't read at least thats what Abraxas would say......

I can't say that it's not a bit irritating to know that this was all fake 🤥

not at all, a person gets a weird present, a person gets upset, a person digs a bit deeper, a person then learns something new, whats fake? Is this not a mumsnet ending? is that the issue? is the concept of self growth through experience something that you find difficult to accept? I suggest you try Abraxas!! it makes things whiter than white! or blacker than black depending on your outlook

Have you been at the Christmas sherry Goldi?

OP it’s just embarrassing now

Don't think it's sherry...

Agree, it was funny at first but now it’s just try hard!

You know what they say you should do if you're in a hole? Do that.