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... to have appreciated the heads-up from Popbitch about Cruz Beckham's new song?

60 replies

Inextremis · 20/11/2025 15:20

This is a link to the glorious YouTube video that accompanies his (Cruz Beckham's) musical masterpiece. I think I'm going to have to invest in Tena Lady if I watch it again :) Made my day!

- YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music that you love, upload original content and share it all with friends, family and the world on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/1l2wqMmkQp4?si=FqT8wJX3q5Qgae_8

OP posts:
JacknDiane · 20/11/2025 15:23

What the hell was that

Inextremis · 20/11/2025 15:28

JacknDiane · 20/11/2025 15:23

What the hell was that

Well, exactly :) That was 'Lick the Toad'.

OP posts:
OverlyFragrant · 20/11/2025 15:32

Do any of their children possess any ounce of talent???

pepperaunt · 20/11/2025 15:34

OMG that must be a parody?😂

Hoardasurass · 20/11/2025 15:34

OverlyFragrant · 20/11/2025 15:32

Do any of their children possess any ounce of talent???

Nope if mummy & daddy weren't famous nobody would give a shit about any of them or the mac jobs they could get on their own merits

Murfmeister · 20/11/2025 15:35

I think I've lost IQ points watching the first 20 seconds of that (couldn't make it any further...)

toomuchfaff · 20/11/2025 15:35

im not clicking the link, not because I dont trust you, more that I dont want to contribute one iota to their delusional idea they have talent ..

Was it really bad!

Arlanymor · 20/11/2025 15:36

At least Bloodhound Gang had a catchy rhythm and Ylvis had some educational value... (apart from the fact that foxes don't say ringdindingdingdingdingdingetc.)

I'm guessing it's a parody, both in style and lo-fi quality. I really wish that one of them would just go out and earn a normal crust - be a post person or something.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 20/11/2025 15:36
Timothee Chalamet Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

😭😭😭

It gives 'you never loved me mom 🙈'

LittleGreenDuck · 20/11/2025 15:38

His parents must be so proud.

ProfessorRedNine · 20/11/2025 15:38

toomuchfaff · 20/11/2025 15:35

im not clicking the link, not because I dont trust you, more that I dont want to contribute one iota to their delusional idea they have talent ..

Was it really bad!

Yes it was really bad, toe curling embarrassed.

ResusciAnnie · 20/11/2025 15:38

Well to be fair he seems pretty genuine…: everyone saying they have no talent, and also saying they hate the song and it’s rubbish.

I didn’t mind it 😄 he knows what he’s doing.

CombatBarbie · 20/11/2025 15:41

Not sure id love my kids my singing about lsd highs like its something to be proud of... was amusing though.

Fifty50Fifty · 20/11/2025 15:43

I would believe it was a parody if I hadn't watched all the way through to the end credits where various people including the director and someone to do with "brand" have put their names to that.

I am guessing everyone involved was high as a kite, but at least they look happy about it.

SilverPink · 20/11/2025 15:45

OverlyFragrant · 20/11/2025 15:32

Do any of their children possess any ounce of talent???

Nope. Bit like their parents.

Im not watching it because then YouTube will start happily recommending me similar stuff…..

BartholemewTheCat · 20/11/2025 15:47

I’d completely forgotten about Popbitch! I need to re-subscribe.

ThreeTescoBags · 20/11/2025 15:47

I like it 😂

Figcherry · 20/11/2025 15:49

SilverPink · 20/11/2025 15:45

Nope. Bit like their parents.

Im not watching it because then YouTube will start happily recommending me similar stuff…..

David Beckham was one of the most talented footballers ever!
Even if you hate football you have to acknowledge his skill.

Coffeeishot · 20/11/2025 15:50

mumofoneAloneandwell · 20/11/2025 15:36

😭😭😭

It gives 'you never loved me mom 🙈'

😂😂😂

He has to be joking, right he can't think this is a song?

Coffeeishot · 20/11/2025 15:50

😂😂😂

He has to be joking, right he can't think this is a song?

ResusciAnnie · 20/11/2025 15:52

SilverPink · 20/11/2025 15:45

Nope. Bit like their parents.

Im not watching it because then YouTube will start happily recommending me similar stuff…..

Also DB is a very talented footballer is he not? VB was literally in the biggest pop girl group in the world ever, that takes talent and tenacity and at least some positive attributes even if you don’t like her voice. And lots of women and fashion folk seem to really like her brand don’t they? But I guess it’s cool to not stoop to liking the Beckhams.

chaosmaker · 20/11/2025 15:52

not adding clicks to make him think he's got more views

Catpiece · 20/11/2025 15:53

Is that all he can think of to do with daddy’s money? Piss take.

Coffeeishot · 20/11/2025 15:53

The Beckhams must be so proud their kid just gets off his face and fanny's about in his "recording studio "

mumofoneAloneandwell · 20/11/2025 15:54

Coffeeishot · 20/11/2025 15:50

😂😂😂

He has to be joking, right he can't think this is a song?

😭😭 I honestly think its real

The kids all seem weird in their own way