... to have appreciated the heads-up from Popbitch about Cruz Beckham's new song?

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This is a link to the glorious YouTube video that accompanies his (Cruz Beckham's) musical masterpiece. I think I'm going to have to invest in Tena Lady if I watch it again :) Made my day!

I didn't make it that far! Paaarrrraaaaaaaaade and I turned it off!

I guess being the son of multi-millionaires can buy a lot of cane toads to lick...

Its not that bad, its quite funny

It’s reminding me a bit of this

Davis is a very talented footballer.

I didn't think it was that bad 🫣

Oh it was. It was very, very bad.

It surely must send a message to his parents that he needs to have a proper focus in life. Maybe he should start doing some charity work. Because he's clearly spending all his time getting out of his head on drugs and presumably paying for all his hangers'-on drugs too. It won't end well.

Do you know who his parents are? If you do, surely you must know something about their careers

I actually don’t mind the sound of it at all… but the lyrics are complete slop

So the brand manager is his much older girlfriend

I mean I guess it could be a little bit catchy but the lyrics are odd and it’s very derivative and the hats…

bizarre

Eh?! Honestly, trash talking people down just isn’t a good look.

As a PP has said, DB is one of the most talented footballers in the world. One of their children is also a professional footballer (I want to say Romeo?).

VB has made millions in the fashion and beauty industry, even if you don’t rate her singing. I struggle to believe other designers would be rubbished in the way people slate her.

Its really better to know a little bit about what you’re talking about before you actually say it.

The song isn't that bad. The video is cringe

It’s quite funny though

He’s mostly singing flat.

I mean that just seems like a bunch of lad mates messing around. We did simialr in halls but obviously didnt have the money for those production values. They're just (rich kid) mucking about surely? Seems pretty normal to me for a 20y old, who's in a band.

Wonder if they ran out of money for the auto tune

It’s the 30 year old girlfriend encouraging it that’s weird!!! That would give me the serious ick!

Are you sure its not intended to be a joke?

Maybe it’s actually a piece of social commentary and he’s going to do a documentary on the obsession with talentless nepo babies?

Still just seems like mates with access to a recording studio mucking about to me - were you never 20 and experimenting with psychedelics 😃

I get the nepo baby hate but I think there are far more objectionable examples than this.

Is weird for a 30y old to want to go out with a 20y old tho .... but can see why the 20y old wouldn't complain.

I don’t mind it. It’s kind of catchy. Hilarious that he’s putting on a geezer accent though.

I get the mates thing

i don't get the fact there are proper adults involved and happy to have their name linked to it!!

All that expensive and excellent private education, and none of them has amounted to much
It must be down to the parenting and/or genes
Methinks they are all going to live lives of public petty dramas, silly token careers and hangers on
I recall Cruz is the one who lost his licence for speeding, and daddy made a crass joke (!) about it
They can do what they want: money will fix any problems

Oh no that poor deluded boy !

Reminding me of a blur type song, indie pop . Lyrics crap not sure what they mean. Is about drugs. Also made me think of a brilliant song by Tom Odell with the lyrics of Mother Nature in me. I quite enjoyed the video seemed fun! Will probably be a hit as we are not supposed to like it ! Too old.

I feel like I’m living in a parallel universe sometimes. Brooklyn is a photographer, Romeo is a pro footballer and Cruz is a musician - just because your personal preference is that you don’t like the music doesn’t mean “they haven’t amounted to much”! I have no idea if they were privately educated or not but assume they would have been as the fees would be small fry for the family, but are privately educated people not allowed careers in the arts and sports?

The song in the OP isn’t my style but I thought it had Britpop vibes - which is still a popular genre. Similarly, drugs isn’t something I have knowledge of as I’ve never taken illegal drugs but Lucy in the sky with diamonds was a very popular song back in its day! As was yellow submarine. It’s like people have selective memories (or they just like to give out a good slagging off, which is more likely).