Important hello for everyone

[FriendlyHedgehogMeow]

Hello mumsnet people

Why haven't you used your words?

Never mind the cheque , did you Calibrate the Milkshake Machine ?

Read OP's update! 🙄

I am so confused

Fat people are lazy and greedy
People on WLI are lazy and cheating

Something about poo

Well what did they say when you asked them about it?

You should batch cook. It saves so much time on weekday evenings. Last Sunday I made meals for six people for the entire week, completely from scratch, in seventeen minutes.

EA IMO. LTB!!

It’s Meghan’s fault.

Is it too late for a tinkly laugh?

So as I was saying, if you insist on answering your phone, this outcome was essentially inevitable.

I have no sympathy for you.

Whatever you do never answer a knock at the door or the phone when it rings.

Block them in, or put your car behind it and get your brother to put his car in front .
Then when the CF knocks , go to the door holding a large glass of wine . And your brother left in an Uber to go to the airport ,

Ultimately, it’s up to them whether they want kids there. The request for money for the honeymoon is an entirely different matter though- cheeky fuckers.

Is that a hill you’re prepared to die on?

And, did you know you can shove your duvet cover in a matching pillow case and it will be life changing?

Why start a thread if you're not listening to the advice here OP? Stop being a doormat!

Why can't you move house?
Ideally to the North as its sooo much cheaper.

All herrings are fish but not all fish are herrings .
Y'know ,

Read the room!

Are you a SockPuppet?
I don;t think this thread is going the way the OP intended .

Have you got a comprehension problem?

Of course you should allow your friends to bring the party-goers' baby brothers and sisters to your child's birthday party at the local soft play centre.

You should also provide free food for all these baby brothers and sisters.

And look after them yourself.

Whilst still running the party single-handedly.

I only intended for a hello not all the hate

I cant see a line sorry.