Mumsnet, I am indeed being reasonable to ask if your babies yet to be exposed to cricket at Lords, or rowing on the Thames, formally or informally. By the time they are 5, it may be too late!

[consummateprofessionalavailable35hoursperweek]

Please peruse at leisure (but do ensure to read to the end):

https://jobs.tutors.international/advert/612

Wow. Just wow.

Sounds like a baby Boris Johnson.

I hope the English gentleman can fulfil all those expectations

Or a Russian aristo 😄

I’ll be whoever they want me to be for £180k a year 🤣🤣

Might I request that all posters combine their pedagogical expertise with quintessential discretion as befits this forum. Thank you.

How many more threads are we going to have on this? It was funny last week but now getting boring

There's been at least 2 possibly more threads on this.

Pretty boring now. And no, it wasnt clear what the thread was about, so, yes, I would have scrolled past if id known.

Come on. If you read the threads last week it should have been blindingly obvious from the title what this was going to be about. I'm still marvelling at the advert. Poor, poor little boys.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5431431-to-think-this-dream-job-is-just-sad

I was not here last week. Apologies, but just scroll on if you already saw this. No drama.

I hadn’t seen it and I’m on here loads! Thanks for sharing, what a bonkers job.

B*er Cricket and Rowing.

Take them on paddle steamer trips.

My dad took me on the Bristol Queen so I must have been 2-3 at the time and I was hooked.

Middle and oldest ditto on Waverley

https://waverleyexcursions.co.uk/

They sound like nightmare employers

They sound like nightmare human beings, in any context.

I'm rereading the Hannibal Lecter books at the moment (the bit where Hannibal is a museum curator in Florence), and all the stuff about cultural fluency and quintessential gentlemen made me picture him as the perfect tutor for this family.

I didn't know my former stepmother had had more kids.

Yeah this. ^ You're a week late with your 'hilarity' @consummateprofessionalavailable35hoursperweek I have seen at least 2 threads this past week on here about this.

Plus it's been in several newspapers and on news apps.
The agency has apparently had over 60 outstanding applicants so it sounds as if the parents will easily get the calibre of person they want.