To think Sainbury's should not be selling this greeting card.

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I can't even think of a reason why this card should exist. And I was amazed to see it being sold in Sainsbury's of all places.

That is very important point. I remember being in hospital at the age of 5 or 6 or so and the nurses taking away (probably for sound reasons) the sweets my parents gave me, and telling me not to tell my parents they had done so. I still remember how stressful this was. It is a very thoughtless thing to tell children, as well as dangerous.

I've seen heaps worse! There's nothing wrong with this card 😂 if your that sensitive maybe you should stay indoors where your safe from the horrible world 🤣🤣🤣

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Get a life.

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Whatever you do OP, I would advise you to give Scribbler a wide berth....

https://www.scribbler.com/products/happy-birthday-cunty-chops-ygo01

I'm in Australia and I remember mum getting dad a card that said just that! 🤣🤣

Do they? That's madness

I think the card in the post is just a light hearted joke I don't see the issue

Very strange overreaction OP.

A reach like that could strain a muscle, OP. I hope you warmed up first.

It's a card from grandchildren to their grandma riffing on the face she spoils them rotten, as almost all good grandma's do.

Instantly took me back to my gran´s...those were the days...

Nothing wrong with it, drama llama.

I saw ones in Card Factory that were 'Happy Mother's Day from the cat/dog' and other variations on the theme. Absolutely nuts!

This is what immediate came to.mind

You have way too much time on your hands.

Did something traumatic happen at your grandma's? Just a jokey card to me, but personally I can't think of an occasion for which I'd use it.

Sshh 🤫
What happens in Sainsbury's, stays in Sainsbury's

Yes Grandma secretly spoils them rotten!

Why does everything get taken as something sinister these days?

Oh God that absolutely made my day🤣🤣

Sometimes I just come on MN to read bizarre posts 🙄

It's in the Fruit & Veg aisle. Next to the pornographic aubergines which frankly are way too phallic for public display.
Tuts theatrically.

At least they used an apostrophe correctly.

They are in production as we speak 😉

I think I would buy it for my Mum as a thank you for being such a fun and loving grandma to my kids, and that I'm fine with her giving them treats that she knows we limit at home.

Quite niche to be fair and a moot point cos she died 15 years ago. Thankfully she did have quite a few years of having grandchildren.

This. I was my grandfather's "little pal", was never happier than when "helping" ( ie utterly hindering) him in his workshop or garden and still miss him very much over half a century later.

If you have had a horrible incident happen at your grandmother’s house then I’m sorry and can see why this might trigger you but it’s referring to grandmothers (or grandfathers) spoiling kids with money in the card, staying up late etc rather than keeping “bad secrets” like abuse which is what you’re presumably referring to.

I’ve read your update and grandmothers are usually the ones to buy cards but grandfathers love spoiling their grandchildren too. I assume that this isn’t the kind of grandparents that you had but the majority of people have loving grandparents who might pop a secret tenner in the card.