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Things that look good in the movies but are probably shit IRL…

326 replies

Arlanymor · 12/10/2025 18:49

I used to be SO envious of Catherine Zeta Jones’ bedroom in Splitting Heirs (remember that film?! It was awful, a failed attempt at farce). She had a narrow swimming pool that went around her bedroom and I used to think: “Wow - it would be so amazing to have a swim first thing in the morning and set yourself up for the day.” In reality, I bed the bedroom stunk of chlorine, it was probably a never-ending journey to keep heated and you’d probably only use it for a week and then get bored of the novelty… what else looks good in the movies but in reality probably just sucks?

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Mygardenandme · 13/10/2025 13:14

House shares

Pudmyboy · 13/10/2025 13:15

XmasCrumble · 13/10/2025 08:26

For me it’s any character in a car going somewhere and pulling into a space right outside where they need to go. No yellow lines, no parking meters, no awkward manoeuvres, no parking tickets, they just pull right into the perfect space every time!

Oh and never shutting or locking doors when they leave houses, especially in a hurry…

Oh yes! This annoys me so much! The free parking especially! Well actually all of it!

GrowlingAndHowling · 13/10/2025 13:22

GreenSmithing · 12/10/2025 19:55

Driving along with the top down.

On screen: freedom, sunshine, the wind in your hair

In reality: chilly, loud, drizzle, exhaust fumes, bird's nest hair

And in my case, bird crap splattered all over me☹️

When I moaned about my hair getting tangled (1982 poodle perm…) he suggested a head scarf like his mother wore.

I was 17…

Greenwriter76 · 13/10/2025 13:23

MagpiePi · 12/10/2025 19:07

Sex in a shower. Risk of slipping, the woman being shoved up against the cold tiles, one person being under the warm water, the other not.

Came here to say shower sex!

Grammarnut · 13/10/2025 13:25

scalt · 12/10/2025 19:00

By all accounts, the chocolate river in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, which stank.

Lots of things about Hogwarts.

I always thought the idea of magicking your food up was silly - and a real world problem. UK le Guin does it better in Earthsea. Still stand with JKR, though and I love the Strike novels.

Grammarnut · 13/10/2025 13:27

GrowlingAndHowling · 13/10/2025 13:22

And in my case, bird crap splattered all over me☹️

When I moaned about my hair getting tangled (1982 poodle perm…) he suggested a head scarf like his mother wore.

I was 17…

A head scarf, crossed under the chin and tied at the back is the thing, not like like late HMQ. Works. Used to be very fashionable in the 60s.
Agree about open tops, though. Mine was always a pain to put up or down and immediately down it rained.

Cantabulous · 13/10/2025 13:28

Nightclubs not being full of ugly people, vomit and creeps. Or not being depressingly empty.

chachahide · 13/10/2025 13:37

Surfing, looks great on an American coming of age film... reality is different when you're in an uncomfortable wet suit, that's half way down your groin... in Cornwall in October. With snot on your face and sea water in your eyes, having just been dunked under the water for the 10000th time.

Waiting for a wave is tedious, and it takes ages to swim out the back and just wait there... then when you do try and catch a wave, you invariably miss, and then you just get dunked again.

I love sport, and like the outdoors, but surfing was a huge disappointment.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 13/10/2025 13:53

Sex is always standing up, slammed up against the wall with lots of passionate swapping places.

Reality, she’s on her tip toes, he’s half crouched uncomfortably, and it’s inevitable that someone’s leg will start involuntarily shaking half way through.

LadyBracknellsHandbagg · 13/10/2025 14:13

Vitriolinsanity · 12/10/2025 19:41

Anything involving a hot tub. The reality of getting in and out is unspeakable. Whilst in,
little spits of water hit your face, you’re balanced on a slippy seat with one arse cheek, you have nowhere sensible to put your feet and you have nowhere to hang your arms except over the sides.

This is so funny and so true 😁

Jewelledslice · 13/10/2025 14:36

eqpi4t2hbsnktd · 13/10/2025 11:21

Fish tanks in bedrooms - so you can be seen sexily undressing through a tank of tropical fish and bubbles...
Reality - really noisy and fish food stinks.

I was thinking of this in Romeo + Juliette. The lovely scene where they look at each other through the fish tank dividing mens and women's bathrooms. The reality would be you could see a load of guys against urinals and noisy fish tank and bubbling. Not to mention women lifting their boobs and applying makeup. Hardly worthy of romance!

localnotail · 13/10/2025 14:44

Being an architect/ dating and architect.

Film: cool people, with lots of money, shit load free time, occasionally seen with a roll of paper. Lives in a huge modern house.

Reality: underpaid, harassed, never available as always doing unpaid overtime, half blind from staring at the computer screen all day. Lives in a tiny expensive flat.

Sidebeforeself · 13/10/2025 15:17

Thenamechangecometh · 13/10/2025 11:48

The move to the city is fine because as you say being a loner is fine… it’s the Hallmark ‘move to a remote village and be welcomed in in about 4 seconds to endless fireside wine’n’cheese, knitting groups, family parties…be ESPECIALLY welcomed cos youre a bit different and from the city’

The reality: did your family live here for four generations? No? Blow-in. Dark side-eyes in the village post office. Are you perchance married to someone who was one of my husband’s four best mates from the rugby/football/cycling/GAA trip in 2001? No? Strike 2, resulting in permanent total invisibility at the school gate. Are you in any way Different from the extremely narrow perception we have of How to Live Correctly*? Over and out, might as well get the movers van to do a u turn and go home and get your dream rural cottage back on the market again, which you would have needed to do eventually as Bob’s cousin Jane always really wanted that house and was the underbidder which we won’t tell you but will all send you to Coventry for for one century or thereabouts…

*what ‘correctly’ is will vary from place to place but whatever it is will be RIGIDLY. ADHERED. TO.

Also, there WILL NOT be a live band with someone playing the fiddle in the corner of the pub every night!

Skirtingtheissue76 · 13/10/2025 16:06

localnotail · 13/10/2025 14:44

Being an architect/ dating and architect.

Film: cool people, with lots of money, shit load free time, occasionally seen with a roll of paper. Lives in a huge modern house.

Reality: underpaid, harassed, never available as always doing unpaid overtime, half blind from staring at the computer screen all day. Lives in a tiny expensive flat.

Ditto running a florist’s shop!

JohnTheRevelator · 13/10/2025 16:16

Having passionate sex in the shower. I mean have you ever actually tried it?! 😂

MagpiePi · 13/10/2025 16:46

MinnieBaldock · 13/10/2025 11:51

When the grown up child pops home for a visit and their bedroom is exactly the same as if they left home when they were 16. I think you would use that room for something else in real life.

According to MN you should keep their bedroom for them until they are nearing retirement age,otherwise they’ll be traumatised because it shows you don’t love them. Doubly so if they are step children.

Redpeach · 13/10/2025 16:53

Women sitting at fancy bars on their own, and getting served quickly

WalkDontWalk · 13/10/2025 16:57

Las Vegas.

WalkDontWalk · 13/10/2025 17:03

Pudmyboy · 13/10/2025 13:15

Oh yes! This annoys me so much! The free parking especially! Well actually all of it!

However crowded the night club there's always a table free right by the stage, so that the torch singer with the slashed gown can drape herself over the private detective.

Also, having spent an hour driving out of town to the huge country house where the suspect lives, why does the senior detective wait until after he's rung the jangly doorbell to explain to the junior detective why they're there.

Swanlady · 13/10/2025 17:05

Anything with Trad Wives. I used to watch Little House on the Prairie and thought it would be perfect having a little farm with a chickens and a goat. Baking homemade bread, wearing a pinny whilst perfectly behaved rosy cheeked children played in the sunshine. Everything was always so clean and wholesome.... 🤣 nahhhh.. I soon realised I liked mod cons to make life easier, shopping deliveries, a cleaner who cleans my house far better than I can and holidays abroad far more... wasn't going to happen 🤣

StripyHorse · 13/10/2025 17:08

Jellywife · 12/10/2025 23:03

Also being a police officer. That’s all chasing leads or sorting out crimes that directly affect your own social circle (no one minds the conflict of interest at all). No one’s following up stolen bikes that’ll never get found or spending all day talking down angry people under the influence on a depressing loop

With family in the police, I have long understood the call outs at stupid o' clock, the never ending paperwork, the long hours on surveillance. I have a secret ambition to be a TV detective - get to look cool and have all the right lines with no danger, paperwork or chance if failing to solve the one big case that comes along.

MagpiePi · 13/10/2025 17:10

SinisterBumFacedCat · 13/10/2025 13:53

Sex is always standing up, slammed up against the wall with lots of passionate swapping places.

Reality, she’s on her tip toes, he’s half crouched uncomfortably, and it’s inevitable that someone’s leg will start involuntarily shaking half way through.

That’s why it’s known as a knee-trembler!

Breadcat24 · 13/10/2025 17:14

Baking with children
In the movies- child prettily icing biscuits
In life- flour and mix everywhere and the kids sticking the icing nozzle in their mouths or up their nose

MinnieBaldock · 13/10/2025 17:25

Oh and a cop who always solves the crime but is always told off by his superior and threatened with demotion or the sack all the time. And swallow tablets dry and drinks out of a whisky bottle like it's lemonade.

Tomomomatoes · 13/10/2025 17:25

Horse ownership.
Films: running barefoot in an impractical frock through summery meadows, the horse whinnies and trots over, you gymnastically jump on his back and gallop off, jumping a hedge or two.
You fall off dramatically in front of the romantic lead resulting in a minor injury like a twisted ankle, mud smudged appealingly on one cheek, and a leaf in your otherwise perfect hairdo (no helmet obvs) and he pops you up on his horse and carefully brings you home where he'll tend to your ankle whilst looking up at you romantically from under his long handsome eyelashes.

Reality: you spend hours in the wind, cold, rain, wading through muddy paddocks, carrying wet mucky rugs, wheelbarrowing poo from stables to muck heaps, half of it getting blown back in your face so that you have a constant aroma of poop, every item of clothing you own smells distinctly of stables, and you wear a uniform of worn out wellies/jods with stains and holes in them and can't afford new ones because you spent all your money on horse food/ potions/ vet bills.
On the odd occasion you actually have time to ride the thing you chase it round the paddock for half an hour to catch it, scrape off as much mud as you can, drag yourself onboard using a stepladder, and head out into the lashing rain. The horse gets such a fright from an unusual looking rock or twig that it dumps you in the nearest ditch with a broken elbow/ coated in mud and runs off. You then have to chase it, flagging down the next land rover to come past, you find it occupied by a 70 year old farmer with no teeth and baler twine for a belt, three unfriendly collies and a sheep. He gives you a funny look because he thinks you smell disgusting and when he drops you off he suggests you get a more sensible horse so you don't have to ask for lifts again.

Meanwhile the horse has returned to the stables, got into the feed room, pulled everything off the shelves and eaten all the most expensive food and is now looking at you like he might be ill in quite an expensive way. You spend the next four hours with the on call vet, sorting his colic and making up a lush bed for him, and tidying the feed room. You get home at 1am and debate whether you have the energy to go for an x ray or even shower. You vet wrap your now horribly swollen elbow, collapse on the bed and resolve to sort out the mucky sheets in the morning.
You get up at 5am to start the whole thing again 🤣