TV ads that drive you crazy

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I mean, how many sweets must Haribo sell, to be able to afford to show their irritating ads SO often?

Debbie Magee.. getting her kitchen door fronts changed to save money.
Aye right.

Sainsburys with Wayne. ‘Use your nectar app’ ‘my what what?’ Then looks at his phone which is open at his nectar app. And it’s on every bloody break!

Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

Domifuckingnos
Bulky pee pants
Any McDonald's ad
Any alcohol and showing happy drinkers - how on earth are alcohol ads still allowed?

Omg the LETS GO EAST LETS GO LETS GO

i wake up and it plays in my head. SO annoying.

For me it’s the gambling ones. Not because they’re annoying in nature, they’re just exploitative.

And perfume 🤣 Cue woman walking on a mountain in stilettos. Sure, that’s exactly what that smells like

All the ads for online gambling which make it look as though you're having a good old social with your friends rather than losing your wages by yourself in your bedroom.

It's not fun and friendly. It's gambling.

My 5 YO loves pepto bismol. Finds it hilarious. Shows the real target audience 🤣

I can't see that without thinking of Billy Connelly's "I'll take you home in a minute. - I'll just go and empty my underwear"

The one where the design is done with "caad draaans"?

Is that the one with the smirking woman saying Hi I'm (somebody or other), today is laundry day, and has half a basket of very clean looking clothes? So stupid and patronising.
I really really hate the Saga Adverts, some bloke saying 'I bet you think we oldies sit around blah, blah, blah', this oldie reaches for something to throw but settles on the mute button!
Olivia Colman in Warbies, Jonathan I think it's gone far enough now, just stop these silly ads.

I hate this too. ANYone licking a yogurt lid just makes me wanna hurl! 😖

Oh, and I also hate any womens pissy pads adverts - AND the 'spit blood in the sink' one advertising Corsodol I think it is. Always on at bastard MEAL times!

I hate the womens pissy pad ones because I find them offensive. (Yes I know!) Because they imply that any woman over 40 pisses herself when she laughs, coughs, or farts! I am nearly 60, and I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!

The Corsodol one is just gross.

Vintage Cash Cow. Every last ad of theirs fucks me off to the nth degree! 'Ooooh yer addicted to Vintage Cash Cow now aren't ya Doreen?' And 'I have sent soooo many items off now and am soooo happy. Ooooh, that's my phone ringing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' 😂

Because your phone ringing is sooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!

Every one of the stupid twunts on the Vintage Cash Cow ads always has to laugh about something during the making of the ad. Just plop off!

Also, what they don't tell you is that they send you £37.50 for all the 'scrap' gold and silver and so on that you send, and then sell it on for £500!

Molly Mae and Vogue Williams and their detergent ads are annoying yes, but there are ads that annoy me way more!

Oh yes...you know the one's.
At a richt good price.

I watch Sky Stick to Football show and a couple of days ago they were asking Ian Wright why he did the Chicken tonight ad where he flaps his arms and dances across the screen. He said something like - I would have been a fool not to do it the amount of money I got paid, more than I got for playing football at that time - about 1999. Then Roy Keane said something similar about one he did.
The Wrighty one is very funny and still online.

Are we supposed to recognise her or her name?

Yes! 100% this.

She was/is a social media influencer who became a bit more famous by being on Love Island a few years ago. She had a baby with Tyson Fury's brother. (Tommy.) They're broken up now. Bit of a talentless and irrelevant nobody to be honest. Not shocked that you haven't heard of her. I have, because I do like to watch crap telly! 😆 (As well as good telly too!)

Anyone "curling up" to play bingo.

Oh yeah, the diarrhoea one. 😆 Dreadful!

I came here to say Pepto Bismol 😂 who thought that song was a great idea?! Haha!

The “hold my hand” ad is Jet2, not Tui. Agree it’s fucking annoying!!

Also, some of the ads in the afternoons for pension plans and funeral plans and cruises. They go on for 5 minutes. (Feels like 20!) DH and I tend to record stuff, then start watching it 20 minutes in (so we can cut out most of the ad breaks.) Or we watch it later that day. The long, way too frequent ad breaks are soul destroying. 😖

And the OMAZE house ads. ARGHHHHHHH! 😧

I forgot the Hellmans mayo one with a man and woman in a diner and she eats her chicken club sandwich making sex noises?!! That’s straight out of Mad Men and I don’t consider myself to be a prude

It's meant to be a laugh but it's not funny. I do find the one where they all sing about diarrhoea to be absolutely hilarious though! 🤣

Any perfume advert! They’re all utterly pretentious and if I hear “Daisy daisy daisy daisy” I start to feel stabby.

The molly mae persil/comfort ad

I said to dp that she could stand outside Tesco,handing that stuff out for free with £100 in cash and I still wouldn't use it

Those shitty nationwide adverts

Robinsons fruit juice with the kid what gets into trouble at school and his mum laughs about it

OMG there is nothing worse than the Indeed one about his salary. It gives me the rage.