Do I eat Dylan?

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Meet Dylan. He is an iced Dylan Dinosaur from Waitrose no less. Hand selected by my child(5) 3 days ago. Dylan lovingly sits on our worktop taunting me and my low carb diet. DS does not want Dylan. DS now prefers hot cross buns and keeps pushing Dylan away.

I've had a really shitty day where DP and I have fallen out and we're currently doing that awkward polite talking I hate. I've just made myself a hot chocolate to take to bed ... Would I be unreasonable to take Dylan with me and eat his head? I'd leave his body. I'm on a diet after all 🤭

Eat Dylan, EAT HIM ALL

Seconded.

Thirded!

This is the kind of support I was after! 🙌

Fourthited

Please just eat him all.

It's a cheat day and you can be back on the diet properly tomorrow.

You probably burn extra calories when you have a shit day I assume.

What did he taste like

Yes, we need to know

Eat him, drink the hot chocolate, remember to brush your teeth before bed!

You do know if you eat Dylan your child will be wailing for him tomorrow.

I've not yet tried him. But I believe he is gingerbread with yellow colour icing which probably tastes like pure sugar .... Delicious sugar

Eat all of him even the crumbs

Oh wait, it's not dinosaur meat??

Too slow, DS, too slow

That’s why it’s better that she eats him all, so his remains don’t remind the child of his existence.

@EchoedSilence that's why he has lasted so long. I made sure DS doesn't want Dylan. He has forcefully pushed him away today and 100% just wants hot cross buns. I reckon he has forgotten about Dylan.

Do it

YABU. But only because he is going to be really disappointing. And then you'll feel doubly shitty for cheating on you diet and wasting it on Dylan

Look at Dylan’s face (I am pronouncing it ‘Dullan’ in the Welsh way, I hope that’s acceptable) he WANTS you to be happy. Don’t deprive him of his mission in life.

You snooze, you lose.

The real question, head first or tail first?

Dylan looks like he’s got it coming with his silly little t-Rex arms. Gobble him up, if not for yourself then do it for the poor herbivore dinos from yesteryear.

Also, if it was my child, they will want it precisely after it's been eaten....

Do the Full Dylan, the new Full Colin !

Definitely eat his head

maybe have a nibble on his tail too

@meganorks this is an issue. I have weigh in at work first thing. We have one of those self righteous machines that weighs and measures you and tells you your head will explode from stress.