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to have not immediately said no at being offered loads of cash to sleep with my ex-boss?

139 replies

iffyjify · 01/06/2008 20:23

weird but true!
If someone offers you copious amounts of cash to spend a day in bed with them the natural response should be NO shouldn't it. Why am I even THINKING about it!!??
Been watching too much Corrie?? Sleeping with someone and them giving you money makes you a prozzy, right?!
Anyone ever done it - be honest you can always do a name change...

OP posts:
theBOD · 03/06/2008 01:02

"blowsters millions" perhaps.
and yes surely if he just thought "cocaine and hookers" this movie would have been a bit shorter but infinitely more enjoyable.

DirtySexyMummy · 03/06/2008 01:04

Blowsters millions. I like it.

And yes, it would have been somewhat of a different movie, however definitely more pleasing and probably would have come with a higher certificate.

Now, anyone want to be in my remake?

bluewolf · 03/06/2008 01:20

i think a good twist could be the hideous american moral that actually he did destroy something valuable..a hookers heart. (of gold)

DirtySexyMummy · 03/06/2008 01:30

Ooh, I like that.

Although, if it is a porno, noone will give a rats ass about the story, let alone get to the end.

However, I like it. A cross between Brewsters Millions and Pretty Woman. Maybe, he could go back to her and they could live happily ever after, thus no more heartbreak, and the $300,000,000 is given to them after all.

See, I likes a happy ending (even in porn)

madamez · 03/06/2008 01:45

Nah, these days you could just go on Ebay and bid £30K on someone's old bike.

yaryar · 03/06/2008 09:30

wonders idly if Cait from CC is reading this threadblows kiss to her if she iswanders off

DirtySexyMummy · 03/06/2008 18:19

Madamez...

And...

InLoveWithSweeneyTodd · 03/06/2008 18:27

"Ah, yes, Indecent proposal. What an idiot film. I mean, a million quid and a shag off Robert Redford is not exactly death by torture, is it? It's not like being offered fifty quid to suck off a scabby reeking tramp's cock behind a skip after all"

hmm yes, I didn't watch the film, but I take the whole point of the story was to make the proposal attractive and hence provoke some sort of debate at moral level in the protagonist.
I cannot see the oP or anyone else having second thoughts after rejecting the one you describe hahaha.

nkf · 03/06/2008 18:31

How bizarre! How did the conversation go? I can't imagine it.

posieparker · 03/06/2008 18:32

£500, I wouldn't compliment a man for that!!

zippitippitoes · 03/06/2008 18:38

well if he is yuk then no money is enough and if he is gorgeous i would be insulted that i wasnt good enough to be a date/gf

and i think there might be a problem at valuation

tho i have slept with some twats for free

onebatmother · 03/06/2008 18:42

I'm not at all sure about RR's warty mole things, if I'm to be brutally frank. And I am Miss Moley.

zippitippitoes · 03/06/2008 18:48

i think i would have gone all cold inside at being offered cash tbh

thinking is that what he thinks im like then

billysitch · 03/06/2008 18:57

If I fancied the guy and I was unattached, well, cant say I wouldnt.

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