to have not immediately said no at being offered loads of cash to sleep with my ex-boss?

[iffyjify]

weird but true!
If someone offers you copious amounts of cash to spend a day in bed with them the natural response should be NO shouldn't it. Why am I even THINKING about it!!??
Been watching too much Corrie?? Sleeping with someone and them giving you money makes you a prozzy, right?!
Anyone ever done it - be honest you can always do a name change...

Name a price.. I would drop my morals for well into the thousands!

Has it been a terribly boring half term, IJ?

I suppose all that rain meant that you couldn't go out on your bikeywikey and call on your little mates, didn't it?

this reeeeeeeeks of take a break.

If not I am and bleurgh. If you aren't in dire financial straits, it would be a rather self-loathing choice imo. Unless you do fancy him (in which case, why the fuck do you? He's a c**t) or fantasize of being paid to do it (in which case your 'acting' being paid to do it and are mildly, erm, unusual but not actually prostituting yourself.)

doodle, reckon he's bored with wanking if he's offering dosh for a leg over.
you know that once he's bought you he will get his moneys worth?
dread to think, maybe younexpect flowers, fine dining, champagne and romance...
the fact that he has paid gives him license to cut through all that.

True test
it'll cost you nothing if you seduce me
lay down the gauntlet

In my youth, a man offered me money for sex.

I politely explained that the brothel was next door.

He was fine about it

fantasize about

If you are for real: Don't Do It. 500 notes will last 5 minutes and you will feel dirty spending it all.

If you are not for real: Get the feck to bed! You are back to school tomorrow

Do you want us to talk you out of it, iffyjify, or tell you if your'e single it would be OK?

You must look like a Gloucester Old Spot if all that is on offer for a whole day is £500.

I am roffling at Xenia's post.

Classico.

If that's true, I'm worth 2p of anyone's money

Well, if you're a troll £500 might be reasonable -trolls are green, like Shreck

at Gloucester Old Spot

No I'm genuinely interested in why I didn't say no straight away or punch him in the b*llocks (or would I have to charge extra for that . Hilarious re the Take a Break angle...?!

If this is for real, then I suppose the amount itself doesn't much matter: everyone's idea of 'a huge amount' varies so dramatically, depending on the stress of their circumstances.

I'd be interested to hear what madamez would say to this.

Are you a reg, or just pulling the collective MN plonker?

iffy

Someone fill me in on the Take a Break thing? I've not been using MN very long and changed my name for this one for obvious reasons!

(at the moment, anything a man said to me regarding attractiveness and five hundred pounds would probably not be an offer. More likely to refer to my heft.)

ha ha love the picture - you know the bloke in question then...

Well my sweet, it sounds like one of those (mainly fabricated) stories in low rent real life magazine, like "My Ex-Husband Married A Frozen Chicken And Then Ran Off With Its Daughter And Now I Am In Love With A Tin Of Peaches Who Used To Go Out With My Neighbour's Dog's Vet"

LOL you're right it does sound like one of those but I swear its not.

sheik - !

yawn - couldnt you think of anything else??? but whilst you are asking?? If someone offered me enough money to clear my debts and give our family a head start, the only thing that would stop me would be hygeine issues.

take a break probably pay less than your sweaty boss, but since you dont mind selling yourself for money no problemo

you could join the other lurid salacious storirs