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Original poster

to have not immediately said no at being offered loads of cash to sleep with my ex-boss?

139 replies

iffyjify · 01/06/2008 20:23

weird but true!
If someone offers you copious amounts of cash to spend a day in bed with them the natural response should be NO shouldn't it. Why am I even THINKING about it!!??
Been watching too much Corrie?? Sleeping with someone and them giving you money makes you a prozzy, right?!
Anyone ever done it - be honest you can always do a name change...

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QuintessentialShadows · 02/06/2008 17:02

To those of you who would actually consider it:
But.... What if the boss was a woman?

Seeing as it is only a business transaction, with money as the aim not own sexual pleasure, would you still do it?

Mamazon · 02/06/2008 17:03

yup.

But then i have very few morals...and the ones i have are easily bought

maidamess · 02/06/2008 17:06

Mamazon I was just thinking about you last night. Hadn't seen your name around for a bit.

Mamazon · 02/06/2008 17:08

thank you Maidamess, its always nice to have been missed.

I've been off for a bout a month or so. Things with Ex have been a bit rubbish so just didn't have the time or energy to get on here.

trying to make the most of being here now though as it's highly likely i shall be cut off pretty soon.

pamelat · 02/06/2008 17:23

How bizarre to even consider it for £500?!

I am sat with my husband though and he is telling me that he would make me consider it for a million, I hope he is joking!!

jojosmaman · 02/06/2008 17:23

rebelmum- I presume that the poster, if they were from a magazine and its a big if, would wait for someone to reply saying, "yes, I would do it and in fact I have but I was paid blah blah blah" and then the poster could try and contact the person who replied seeing if they wanted to sell their story "I slept with my ex-boss for £20 and now I feel cheap". Buy hey, I am only guessing and adding to what others had started earlier in the thread!

theAfkaUrbanDryad · 02/06/2008 19:54

Ah - didn't see the bit about it being her ex-boss!

Is there any way she could take him to a tribunal saying she left her job because she felt sexually harassed??

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iffyjify · 02/06/2008 20:44

I actually said £500 as just a figure to see if he was joking or being serious..

I've not worked with him for years but we kept in touch so no go on the tribunal angle. When I worked for him he was very aloof.

You're all very suspicious of me. I can see I am naive about what has gone on on MN i.e the Take a Break thing

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onebatmother · 02/06/2008 21:26

Ah, go on. Do it. We'll dine off you for years!

jojosmaman · 02/06/2008 22:13

Not even sure anything has gone on iffy, we are just a bunch of sceptical old gossip mongers!!

It sounds to me like he fancies you

madamez · 02/06/2008 22:47

If you have been in touch for years, I am stil bemused as to why he basically didn't just ask for a fuck date. Or were you the one who mentioned money first?
Like I said, most people who are contemplating paying for sex take the trouble to find someone who is used to taking money for it rather than approaching everyone they know at random.

onebatmother · 02/06/2008 22:51

While I'm more likely to think that those men people are pricks than madamez is, I have to concur with her. Is he very young? Or very insecure?

InLoveWithSweeneyTodd · 02/06/2008 23:05

this reminds me of that film with robert redford and demi moore. Can't remember the name, and the amount (a million dollars) and the bloke were slightly more tempting tbh.
I remember discussing it with friends. One of them said: I would - that kind of money can pay many therapists sessions lol

zazen · 02/06/2008 23:07

Are we talking bumsex? Or rough sex? SnM? Will you have a safe word?
for 500?
Really - I hope he's flying you out to Bali!

bluewolf · 02/06/2008 23:11

I think you said 'spend a day in bed with him' you could spend it smacking him around the (obvious) jowls with his wad

DirtySexyMummy · 02/06/2008 23:21

Indecent Proposal.

madamez · 03/06/2008 00:30

Ah, yes, Indecent proposal. What an idiot film. I mean, a million quid and a shag off Robert Redford is not exactly death by torture, is it? It's not like being offered fifty quid to suck off a scabby reeking tramp's cock behind a skip after all.

onebatmother · 03/06/2008 00:34

you are verry vivid in this matter, madamez.

bluewolf · 03/06/2008 00:37

i don't reckon you'd get a million off a tramp anyway, unless it was like a porn version of brewsters millions.

DirtySexyMummy · 03/06/2008 00:41

Brilliant Madamez

Incidentally, why did Brewster not just find himself a nice hooker for the week (or day, whatever it was)

Would have been a whole lot easier.

bluewolf · 03/06/2008 00:52

because didn't he have to have the full amount originally invested at the end or something?

Tortington · 03/06/2008 00:56

RR is so old though could you realy do it with soone who has liver spots on his cock?

DirtySexyMummy · 03/06/2008 00:56

Oh did he? I thought he just had to spend a million pounds and have nothing to show for it or some such.

Not seen it in a long time right enough.

bluewolf · 03/06/2008 00:59

oh yeah - no profit, was that it? you'd think that would be easy enough

DirtySexyMummy · 03/06/2008 00:59

Here is a synopsis from IMBD:

His uncle's last will and testament is that Monty must spend 30 millions dollars in 30 days, if which he accomplishes, he will get 300 million. But at the end of 30 days he must not own anything. He also must not give the money away and must not destroy anything valuable and he also cannot tell anyone why he is spending all this money.

Hookers. bet he wished he'd though of that eh?

I might consider doing a porno remake of this film. Could call it Boobsters Millions, or something else equally nonsensical, but vaguely amusing.