To be furious that a cashier at supermarket told me off for DD eating a bite of an apple...

[pavlovthecat]

... which I paid for?

Apparently, it is paid for by weight, so could I not let her do it in future? No please. Nothing else.

She is 23 months old. So charge me the extra f**king half pence then tosser!!!

It came to 21p. She had taken two 23 month old sized bites. Which is why I was buying it in the first place!

Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

it was french, wasn't it, that expression?
Or is my inner loon materializing?

So what is the moral of this saga story then?

Oh right, thanks Habbibu.
Those Germans are cunts, aren't they?

Oh fuck have I gorn too far?

Before I became the middle-class DocTor I am today I ate a club bar in Asda. I was at least 7. My mother was clearly unfit and not watching my every move. I told my sister and she grassed me up got very upset and told my mum she thought I'd go to prison.

I had to Go To Confession. And say Five Hail Marys and an Act of Contrition. I have Never Stolen Since.

racists buy organic produce. this fact was in the BMJ. As a doctor, its my toilet read

Sweet Jesus they're all reporting me.

I think we've all gone to fucking far tbh in more ways than one.

Phew. I feel better now. This is like Trisha but with Xenia and Quattro.

This is one of the oddest threads I have seen, but its like a car crash - cant take my eyes off it!

I stole the collection plate to give to my mother when I was 3. Oh the shame, It's hell for me now innit?

Oh for crying out loud it was black freaking humour you sanctimonious old ...doctors.
It would have made me snort with laughter (go back and read the sequence of posts).

Some of my best friends are German.

too not to.

I'm so confused now, Onebat - what did I say that you thought was French? I was talking about the upper classes being all Germanic, like.

Ha ha ha!

only MC English go to heaven Mhamai. they dress better. Jesus would approve

I thought pavlov was going to get a hair shirt and be done with it

I love the fact that the British royal family changed their name from Saxe Coburg to Windsor. There's nothing like distancing yourself from your heritage.

I am off to swim 30 lengths. I am disciplined like a German.

We have no Boden over ere........thank fuck!

30 lengths is for wusses. It's neither here nor there - less than half a mile. What's the point?

I wonder how long supermarket aisles are?

Someone: "qui vole un oeuf vole une vache' or some such
Habbibu: that's not right, it should be a chicken not a cow
Onebat: you're right habbibu, those frenchies are arseholes (bcs of this flawed expression)

Habbibu: It was German actually

onebat: (thinking Habs is referring to the original expression) oh, was it? Then the Germans are cunts.

Though not that clearly, obviously