Big announcement from Trump at 7pm (apparently)

[StMichaelPenkevil]

So? What’s he going to tell the world?

Best guesses below unless you’re in the know.

Shark related. 🦈

Space Command being relocated.

He's from the alien race of Oranginas, and they have deemed Earth suitable for total invasion.

Oo thank you 👀👀👀

He's found the Loch Ness monster

Where are they saying this? Ive got bbc news on and there's no mention of trump on there x

Edit, sky news are showing it

It’s an ‘exciting announcement’ apparently.

He is buying Greenland after all?

Or just that he is alive and well?

He's just trumped?!

He really is insatiable in his need for attention isn’t he?
Like a spoilt toddler.
Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Exciting news

Oh 😪

He does this often, it’s probably something about tariffs

He’s the greatest president ever.

The Washington Monument in DC is going to be replaced by a 200ft high gold statue of Trump. It will be lit up in the same shade of orange as his skin at night to warn aircraft landing at Reagan National on the opposite side of the Potomac. The capital city will then be re-named Trumpton, in honour of the greatest President in history.

He is renaming the Atlantic as the American Ocean.

I heard this. Put the tv news on and looked on line and nothing at all!

He is the Yeti.

He’s a big orange baby?

It'll be him announcing that he's still alive, after all the speculation.

He's finally managed to shag Putin.

Him and JD are putting out a Christmas record.

I don't care any more. I'd like the rest of the world to just ignore him from now on and just let him stew in his orange marinade.

Sadly I know Ukraine needs US help but maybe if the rest of us put our hearts into it we could help them without the Russian sympatiser.

It's amazing how the US has gone from Mccarthyism to supporting Putin.

He’s been relatively quiet for him for a few days and the conspiracy theorists are going nuts over whether he has had a stroke/minor strokes.

I imagine it’ll just be a random thing to show he is fit and reasonably healthy dressed up as something “exciting”.

If they crucify Fairytale of New York with a duet, there will be issues.

He'll be defending his decision to be perma-spray tanned and why Orange is the colour of a true Alpha.

He's managed to find his arse with both hands bigly proving his critics wrong.