Big announcement from Trump at 7pm (apparently)

[StMichaelPenkevil]

So? What’s he going to tell the world?

Best guesses below unless you’re in the know.

I don’t like him either, but to be fair to him he hasn’t actually started any wars, has he? Unlike most of the previous presidents.

I see facts are going astray again.

Because the news is full of actual leaders doing actual leader stuff in actual countries and he feels left out...

No, nothing on line about him. If he was standing down it wouid be everywhere !

That's evil Hegseth behind him starting to zone out isn't it.

So what was it?

No. It’s another similar looking one. Pete is off to the right of the screen.

That’s he’s fine the biggest loudest fart imaginable and it was heard in space

He's basically saying;

"Look at me! Don't look at all those ladies who were victims of Epstein and me who are speaking out for the first time!"

That lot were all standing behind him.

That’s tomorrow when he’s arranged a fly past at the exact time that Epstein victims are holding a press conference outside.

He is the egg man.

I did wonder. Evil twins.

That gormless woman smiling is really winding me up now.

What was it?

You can thank Trump and his ludicrous tariffs for pushing India and China into each other’s arms. You can’t expect much financial intelligence from a man who thinks you can reduce the price of eggs by over 1000%!

He's changing the name of thw department of defence to the department of war

His tiny hands won’t go far in finding his huge arse.

He bombed Iran

Lots of US presidents have bombed the Middle East, once you look it up it’s scary how many times they have under different Presidents over the years.

So they're moving the programme that blows up stuff at great expense somewhere else? At, not doubt, great cost for the move? When they 'can't afford' healthcare for poor people, and they have an infant mortality rate in some states that's worse than some 3rd world countries? Presumably the the neighbours where they are are fed up of the bangs. They seem to be moving it to an even more backward area than where it was before too.

All this, and adding himself to Mount Rushmore.

BBC site reporting that there's nothing wrong with him, according to him.

So..........

It was nothing.

YAWWWWWN. 😴

coo coo catchoo

I am the walrus