To think wtaf?!! Texas woman and African tribe

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/missing-texas-woman-african-tribe-scotland-b2811260.html

Reads like an April fool.

I've never heard of this tribe?

Also why should she be left alone. Imagine a brit trying to live in the US. Although can't blame her for leaving tbh.

Another video warns you to watch out for 'brown coins' (aka 1p and 2p coins) which can be portals for the Illuminati too.

These people are really not well.

I zig zag between laughing and concern for people with mental health problems not being cared for.

I originally thought when I saw the report in the Metro that at least perhaps they weren't harming others but now the reports of their children....

That's awful about the poor children 😢 it does sound like a small cult.

A lost tribe? Oh wow! Isn't that the plot of Battlestar Galactica?

I love the fact that they have a holiday cottage in Seaham!

I've just got Alan Partridge going "Lynne, these are sex people" in my head now.

😂😂😂

African tribe decide to head to pastures new
“Where can we find that’s like Africa, but isn’t Africa? I know - Scotland!”

I doubt it too. As apparently he is from Ghana and she is from Zimbabwe.

But having first names of King / Queen is not too unusual, as they could just be the English translated name. So they renamed themselves, but also used names that also give them a title. They really put a little thought into that part 😂 Not into the living conditions part though.

I suspect the American woman is their 'maid'.

😂

Is there a minimum number for a cult???

The first thing I thought of when reading that article was the Waco siege. You would think that woman from Texas would know how these things turn out considering Waco is in Texas but maybe she has never heard of it.

i have a feeling that this is a summer problem. A sharp dose of the local weather will sort them out.

I wonder if their tribe's tartan is The Black Watch?

Black Watch tartan, in case of confusion...

So this 'lost tribe' is not actually a tribe at all. Sounds more like a very small cult.

They've given themselves a name very similar in sound to Kabbalah which is the Jewish mystical tradition, and taken the Jewish name of god.

Doesn't make them a lost Hebrew tribe and Jerusalem is most definitely not in Scotland; when they got off the plane they definitely took a wrong turning if they think it is.

Great work from the photographer getting a picture of the iron Bru, just in case we werent sure it was scotland.

Surely this will all go to pot, when the weather turns.

Yes thats the funniest bit of the article if you know anything about how these poor council workers are going to need to 'manage the situation'!!!

The information about the children is so disturbing. I was laughing up to the point I read that. Those poor children

By definition they can't be a tribe can they, tribes are connected by blood. It's just another crazy cult.

It is two mentally ill people (the blog states that both of them have been sectioned and had inpatient mental health treatment). One of whom has convictions for DV, and whatever the rambling about an arrest for rape in his blog is about.

And this American woman, who is presumably also mentally ill or she wouldn’t have flown halfway around the world to join them living in a gazebo in Jedburgh.

So like Constance Martin except no babies yet (the seven existing children are already safely in care). Probably inspired by that case, sadly.

Top class info from the Daily Mail article. I didn't even know Co-ops had public wifi.

Ours definitely doesn’t! Clearly a better class of co-op in Jedburgh.

Struck me as very Constance Martin

I thought it was a joke at first after hearing Americans were shocked to find out black people live in Scotland.😂😂😂 They’ve even got Iron brew and shortbread biscuits.