The school run is a hotbed of lesbian sex?

[nhsmanagersanonymous]

According to an article in the Times I read today. Apparently everybody’s bed hopping and snogging on nights out and in the garden centre.

Is this true? I didn’t get a hint of it when I was doing school runs though one mum did throw out her nice husband and move another mum’s scruffy husband in.

That was about five years ago. So did is this new or did I miss out on the undercurrents ( and is that why the PTA mums were so very mean girls in their clique) or has this been grossly exaggerated?

Snogging in the (lady) garden centre?

I go to a lot of garden centres and have never once witnessed snogging of any sort. But then again, I suppose there are plenty of bushes to hide behind…

No idea but "and in the garden centre" made me laugh, thanks. The school events committee asking for any availability in the group chat might not be all it seems.

Eh?
I cant imagine getting sexy for the school run, bastard children not doing as asked, cant find their fucking left shoe when it should have been left with the right but no, its down by the shed, telling you there's some sort of costume or £1 donation or crazy hair do needed in the next 15 minutes!!

Who the fuck is getting any sexy thoughts amongst that kind of crap is a far more organised mum than me!

Marie kondo, maybe?

Oh and I was a PTA mum, this also did not induce any feelings of sexual heat! Frustration, anger, annoyance, exasperation, yes, turned on, definitely not!

I’m surprised they have the time given the amount of time the papers seem to think they spend snorting cocaine

I’ve read it all now.

Do we know where this hotbed of school run lesbian sex is? (Asking for a friend)

I always get left out of the fun :(

I bloody wish.

Anything that encourages Dads to do the school run 😉

Proper lol at that!! 😂😂

I don't remember this being a thing. But it was a while ago now. And come to think of it, the one horrific PTA meeting I attended and tried valiantly to sit through, both myself and the regular members were very keen that I left ASAP. Must have been they were itching to start the orgy? If only I'd realized 🤔

I was never invited to the after fete party, now I know why.

I have a few stories of teachers getting up to all sorts of bed hopping, extra marital affairs and lesbian sex but none if it involved the parents!

This is all rife in my experience in schools I’ve taught in. At the last school I was in, there was a lunchtime discussion in my large department office between male and lesbian staff members about which ‘MILFs’ they were looking forward to seeing at Parents’ Night that evening…

Blimey, when do they do their marking?

Appparently they said they were looking for early bulbs in the garden centre

and yes they were clearly waiting for us all to leave!

and there was talk of people looking hot and I concur with m’learned friend, nobody is looking hot.

hot and bothered due to bloody kids, bloody work and bloody useless men yes

😂😂

Good grief!

I know a couple of women who buggered off together, they used to get together in one of their garages 🤦‍♀️😂

Trust me, the stories I could tell about what teachers get up to… I could write a book!

Sounds like fun!

"has this been grossly exaggerated?" Total fiction, more like.

I was in a garden centre today. It was a hotbed of absolutely nothing at all apart from a bunch of chattering ladies of retired appearance drinking tea and eating cake in the cafe.

Not on my school run it wasn’t

Sounds fun! Is thre a link?