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The school run is a hotbed of lesbian sex?

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nhsmanagersanonymous · 20/08/2025 21:13

According to an article in the Times I read today. Apparently everybody’s bed hopping and snogging on nights out and in the garden centre.

Is this true? I didn’t get a hint of it when I was doing school runs though one mum did throw out her nice husband and move another mum’s scruffy husband in.

That was about five years ago. So did is this new or did I miss out on the undercurrents ( and is that why the PTA mums were so very mean girls in their clique) or has this been grossly exaggerated?

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Yogibearspicnic · 21/08/2025 09:50

Funnily enough just had a ParentMail message remaining us is PE on a Thursday now, and no scissoring should take place in the KS1 sensory garden

ThePoshUns · 21/08/2025 11:04

Yogibearspicnic · 21/08/2025 09:50

Funnily enough just had a ParentMail message remaining us is PE on a Thursday now, and no scissoring should take place in the KS1 sensory garden

Snort!

Penwortham58 · 21/08/2025 11:53

LancashireButterPie · 21/08/2025 09:12

Its been 20 years since I did a school run but I have noticed a sea change in sexual attitudes where I work.
On our last works night out (all young professionals except me) the girls were snogging the faces off each other.......and they all have boyfriends.

Surely that's just to titillate their boyfriends? Or drunken messing? Could easily have happened 20 or 30 years ago.

Dabberlocks · 21/08/2025 11:53

Globules · 21/08/2025 07:33

That's because it's still school holidays. You wait until September.

😂

FamingolosForDays · 21/08/2025 13:29

Yogibearspicnic · 21/08/2025 09:50

Funnily enough just had a ParentMail message remaining us is PE on a Thursday now, and no scissoring should take place in the KS1 sensory garden

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AltitudeCheck · 21/08/2025 18:08

alldark · 21/08/2025 08:36

See, now I feel like I have really missed out in life. I don't think anyone has ever brought me post-coital cake...

You clearly need to start sleeping with women! 🧁🔥🍰😉

frozendaisy · 22/08/2025 10:58

MyAcornWood · 21/08/2025 09:04

I guess I’m not as attractive as I’d hoped, I’ve never been propositioned by a potential lesbian sex buddy on the school run 🎻

I did get a hand delivered invitation to the village swingers club mind

“The village swingers club”

oh the visions!

ImGoneUnderground · 23/08/2025 22:39

Which garden centre....(asking for a friend).....😇

ImGoneUnderground · 23/08/2025 22:42

Oh, it was The Times - must be true then....🤔

deeahgwitch · 23/08/2025 23:12

Bruisername · 20/08/2025 21:25

I’m surprised they have the time given the amount of time the papers seem to think they spend snorting cocaine

😂😂😂

Daftypants · 24/08/2025 10:14

Bloody hell , and there I am in the garden centre eating cake and drinking coffee while wondering what I’m planting next

ByPearlJoker · 18/09/2025 03:35

Fountofwisdom · 20/08/2025 21:57

Trust me, the stories I could tell about what teachers get up to… I could write a book!

Oh really? Please drop the manuscript here, I'll proof read it for you for free.

CleopatraSelene · 01/10/2025 23:49

Fountofwisdom · 20/08/2025 21:47

This is all rife in my experience in schools I’ve taught in. At the last school I was in, there was a lunchtime discussion in my large department office between male and lesbian staff members about which ‘MILFs’ they were looking forward to seeing at Parents’ Night that evening…

As a bi, most lesbians I know aren't crude at all. These ones don't sound typical.

BethMitch · 04/10/2025 08:55

I read this and it took me back a couple of years to an incident that started outside our school gate, two mums, one 33 and the other 42 had hit it off and were meeting up after the drop-off for some steamy coffee sessions! But one day 42 year olds husband came back early and caught them! So there was a fuss made & for a few weeks this is all everybody would talk about at the gate. It ended in a messy divorce.
So it seems like they are still together now, three years later!

Fountofwisdom · 05/10/2025 10:37

CleopatraSelene · 01/10/2025 23:49

As a bi, most lesbians I know aren't crude at all. These ones don't sound typical.

Lol! I am a lesbian myself with many lesbian friends and acquaintances over the years, and can assure you that lesbians can be every bit as crude as any other sexuality/permutation! Maybe you just know some very reserved ones! 😂

SonofDeva · 10/12/2025 08:48

HScully · 21/08/2025 08:58

I am a Lesbian I might start offering to take my neighbours kids to school..... 😂

Any luck? 🤣

SonofDeva · 10/12/2025 09:56

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