What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

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And where might one find such a gentleman? Asking for myself xxx

😄🙈 thats a fair point

If that was me in your position I’d be having to draw a venn diagram and lock it in my drawer to use as reference before meeting any of them!

no, dear God 🤣

nicer and more attractive- and not an asshole!🤣

by “younger” I mean we were in our mid twenties and there was no grooming involved, and we had a clear idea what we were doing (and it was fun basically)

I had to Google "C suite executive".

Would make a hell of a novel/autobiography, anyway...

They used to hang out in places like Courchevel, or probably Dubai

Special sausage just made me snort

She said he was a nice man and not an asshole, so that excludes Andrew.

Aww that is adorable

Seriously, you should be contacting publishers. It's a very alien world to most of us. People would love reading exposes of the rich.

And just like that, the appeal has worn off 😭

This sounds exactly like my not so 'D'B and his new partner. I wonder if it's them?

An Italian foreign exchange student came to our town with a school trip. When she left she found out she was pregnant. She had the baby in her home country and put it up for adoption. It was quite a scandal for her at the time as her family were very religious - fairly sure she didn’t have much choice.
I know who the father was but he knew nothing about the whole thing. I see him occasionally and he is a decent guy but he has no idea he has a child who lives in another country. He has a step kid who he treats really well and I just know he would have been a good dad.

Tell me you're a hair stylist without telling me you're a hair stylist

My 30 something PFB is pregnant with a much wanted honeymoon baby. She doesn't want to announce it generally until she is post 12 weeks.

I've spent the last 3 weeks away with various friends and family members absolutely lying through my teeth when they ask for news of her and her new husband

Not JM?? 😞

When DD was a teenager she was really upset as one of her closest friends had started sleeping with her very recent ex. I reported the friends mum for benefit fraud (which was true). The mum couldn’t work out who had reported her. She had to pay a lot of money back!

Oh. Erm ...

I read that post knowing she was a hair stylist, it's only when I saw your post I realised she nevet actually said she was 😂

The head at my ds school is shagging the deputy head.Neither are single.

I know a man who arrived in our town ten years ago from SA. He has since installed himself with three separate recently divorced women, each of whom have three children. He appears to move on when the settlement money runs out 😯 A sort of hobosexual ambulance chaser....😒

Probably not a secret.....who the song "Toxic" was written about..?

Omg lol 😆 😂 🤣

A relative of mine was much admired by Adolf Hitler.

My ex-best Mum friend’s DH confessed (or bragged?) to my DH on a night out once that he had shagged one of the other school Mums from their DCs class back in the day. They were both single, so nothing untoward, but my ex-friend is the kind of person who would be furious if she ever found out and wouldn’t be able to get over it very easily.
DH only told me this after she stopped talking to me!