Embarrassing Bathroom Disaster

[DebsA1]

This is embarrassing. I have a husband who spends 30 minutes + in the morning having a poo with a cup of tea and his phone.
I have chronic digestive issues including IBS.
I have sudden bad attacks which always seem to coincide with his bathroom interlude. I have had some very embarrassing incidents. Sudden and no warning. He’s not a nice man anyway and his advice is keep a bucket by the bed, not I’ll spend less time in the loo.
AIBU about this?

Why are you staying married to this prick?

he is so selfish, I have IBS and DH knows to keep the bathroom as free as we can, I would be telling him straight and if he won't change, well there you have your answer as to how important you are to him.

Third poo post of the day

Its been incredibly strange around here lately 🤔

Odd. Maybe move to house with two loos or install one under the stairs or something. Or buy an emergency portable toilet. Or leave him.

Seconded, why are you married to this prick. In my last house I built a shed on the side of my house and had a toilet plumbed in. It's always a good idea to have an emergency toilet. You can also get camping toilets much like buckets with toilet seats you put water and a sterilising tablet in. Not ideal but better than the alternative.

LTB

When he’s out get a lock fitted on the bathroom door that only you have a key for and give him this -

Alternatively, raise your bar and your self esteem by leaving this repulsive excuse for a man.

Your issue isn’t ibs related, it’s husband related. Get rid.

Taking your phone into the loo is such a horrible habit

get 2 loos

Can you consider leaving this man who has such contempt for you?

You cannot believe you are being unreasonable in this 'situation'

More like a “shituation”

Ewww who poos with a cup of tea?
hes revolting

Especially with a cup of tea 🤢

He takes a cup of tea into the toilet? That's gross.

Your digestive issues might resolve if you expelled this monstrous shit from your life.

@DebsA1 you do realise life is too short to be married to a prick like this??

Pack your stuff and leave!

The worst shit in this whole tale is your H

Think this answer is all you need to think about 🤷‍♀️

A cup of fucking tea while you shit? Ok. I’ve heard it all now.

Fuck, I’d leave him over hygiene. Dear Lord @DebsA1, have some standards.

Oh, and he’s horrible to you because it makes him happy.

The men women settle for never shocks me anymore. Leave or get a decent nappy.

He’s a nasty fucker who has nothing but contempt for you and wants you to humiliate yourself. He’s also filthy.

What makes you want to stay unhappily married to this prick? Divorce him and get a nice little place of your own with a loo nobody else gets to lock you out of.