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Repeating himself during sex!

118 replies

Dellicious · 04/08/2025 08:04

I have a new man. He’s lovely. We have had sex three times now, and that’s been lovely too apart from the fact that he keeps saying the same thing over and over again as we DtD!

He keeps saying (sorry if this is TMI but the whole thing is, and if you’ve got this far…) ‘My dick feels good’. Must have said it literally 50 times each time. It’s almost like a nervous tic. It’s often barely audible, but sometimes it’s normal volume. We’ll be doing it and he’ll say it, and it’s almost like he’s saying it to himself or doesn’t even realise it!

Always that exact phrase. Maybe with an ‘Oh’ or a ‘Yeah’ involved beforehand.

I haven’t mentioned it. It’s not overly problematic and I don’t want him to feel embarrassed. It’s just odd (to me). Obviously I’m pleased his dick feels good! But I don’t need to be repeatedly told.

I feel like I might need to say something, but how can I do this sensitively?? Maybe I should start repeating a phrase of my own, over and over. ‘Have I left the oven on…?’ I really don’t know.

OP posts:
PistachioTiramisuLimoncello · 04/08/2025 18:05

Does he have a short vocabulary otherwise OP?

namechangeGOT · 04/08/2025 20:01

lazyarse123 · 04/08/2025 13:34

😂😂😂😂 i don't think we do their egos any good.

To be fair he has exclaimed ‘what a save’ before when our passion for each other has coincided with Match of the Day, so I suppose we’re even! We have been having sexual relations for 25 years though and he’s never chanted ‘my dick feels good’ like our OPs new flame so I suppose there is that!

cannyvalley · 04/08/2025 20:03

That sounds really distracting!

I would just say (not during sex) that he says it a lot during sex .. and did he know?

Dellicious · 04/08/2025 20:12

namechangeGOT · 04/08/2025 20:01

To be fair he has exclaimed ‘what a save’ before when our passion for each other has coincided with Match of the Day, so I suppose we’re even! We have been having sexual relations for 25 years though and he’s never chanted ‘my dick feels good’ like our OPs new flame so I suppose there is that!

25 years and he’s never once told you his dick feels good? How have you been sure?! I need to be told dozens of times each time we have sex apparently!

OP posts:
SwingTheMonkey · 04/08/2025 20:13

Never has a thread made me more frustrated
that mumsnet removed the laughing function…

No suggestions op, but thank you for this gift of a thread. Made me actually laugh out loud, several times!

namechangeGOT · 04/08/2025 20:31

Dellicious · 04/08/2025 20:12

25 years and he’s never once told you his dick feels good? How have you been sure?! I need to be told dozens of times each time we have sex apparently!

Well, now you’ve made me doubt myself 🤣 How can anyone be sure unless its owner reiterates it?! His nob seems to be happy and it keeps coming back so I’m assuming it’s All Good in the Willy Hood?

lazyarse123 · 04/08/2025 20:46

namechangeGOT · 04/08/2025 20:01

To be fair he has exclaimed ‘what a save’ before when our passion for each other has coincided with Match of the Day, so I suppose we’re even! We have been having sexual relations for 25 years though and he’s never chanted ‘my dick feels good’ like our OPs new flame so I suppose there is that!

I cannot imagine my dh saying that. It can be awkward because he's deaf so if I did say anything he wouldn't hear me.

Can you imagine if he was not doing it not quite right shouting at him "it doesn't go there" 😂😂.
Poor op if she has sex again she'll think of this thread and her bloke will think she's trembling with anticipation not nearing hysteria.

cloudbusting123 · 04/08/2025 20:59

could you tell him your grandad was called Dick and it’s putting you off thinking about him during sex?

BlackCatGreyWhiskers · 04/08/2025 21:03

OP you’ve got the ick!

Do you think he’s trying to elicit a response? Could you try responding and seeing if he deviates from his script.

DiscoBeat · 04/08/2025 21:04

Thelonelydonkey · 04/08/2025 08:23

I wonder if any of his previous partners are on here............

I wondered that, it's so random!

JHound · 04/08/2025 21:08

I am so so so sorry but I literally just burst out laughing at “my dick feels good” 😂
😂😂

JHound · 04/08/2025 21:11

Dellicious · 04/08/2025 08:12

No he was referring to himself. As in. ‘I am enjoying the feeling in my penis’.

He makes sure it does feel good for me too. But when he says this phrase he is referring to himself. He’s not boasting.

I am crying!!!!😂😂

JHound · 04/08/2025 21:17

Pinkywoo · 04/08/2025 09:41

You could make it like a little call and response song, "my dick feels good, my fanny is glad, my dick feels good, my fanny is glad". I bet he'd soon stop then!

Oh My goodness this thread is hilarious 😂😂

BellissimoGecko · 04/08/2025 22:10

Pinkywoo · 04/08/2025 09:41

You could make it like a little call and response song, "my dick feels good, my fanny is glad, my dick feels good, my fanny is glad". I bet he'd soon stop then!

😂😂😂

TalulaHalulah · 04/08/2025 22:17

I am really, really sorry but I am laughing out loud at this thread.
I am not sure I would be able to keep a straight face in real life either. Let alone three times.

healthybychristmas · 04/08/2025 23:50

I have been watching a lot of Ms Rachel with my granddaughter so my response would be to give a double thumbs up and say good job!

BruceAndNosh · 05/08/2025 00:00

I'm imagining him singing that phrase in the manner of James Brown "I feel good"

BunnyRuddington · 05/08/2025 10:58

BruceAndNosh · 05/08/2025 00:00

I'm imagining him singing that phrase in the manner of James Brown "I feel good"

I wonder if he does a little jiggle afterwards to the tune of the song? Grin

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