Repeating himself during sex!

[Dellicious]

I have a new man. He’s lovely. We have had sex three times now, and that’s been lovely too apart from the fact that he keeps saying the same thing over and over again as we DtD!

He keeps saying (sorry if this is TMI but the whole thing is, and if you’ve got this far…) ‘My dick feels good’. Must have said it literally 50 times each time. It’s almost like a nervous tic. It’s often barely audible, but sometimes it’s normal volume. We’ll be doing it and he’ll say it, and it’s almost like he’s saying it to himself or doesn’t even realise it!

Always that exact phrase. Maybe with an ‘Oh’ or a ‘Yeah’ involved beforehand.

I haven’t mentioned it. It’s not overly problematic and I don’t want him to feel embarrassed. It’s just odd (to me). Obviously I’m pleased his dick feels good! But I don’t need to be repeatedly told.

I feel like I might need to say something, but how can I do this sensitively?? Maybe I should start repeating a phrase of my own, over and over. ‘Have I left the oven on…?’ I really don’t know.

Any body else hearing the “that’s niace” in Mrs Browns voice??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sorry @Dellicious i have no helpful ideas but it would give me the giggles!🤣

@Dellicious thats actually a weird one .
Wouldn't it feel more normal if he was saying “you feel good “
How does he know his dick feels good to, as you are the one receiving it not him !

I think he gets off on thinking you love his dick and is telling himself it lol

That was my interpretation, and does sound similar to things guys say but the constant nature of this is a massive turn off!

No, sorry if I’ve not been clear. He is telling me that his own dick feels nice to him. Like he is reporting the experience of his own pleasure.
He’s not telling me that I should be appreciative of how his dick makes me feel.

I read on here years ago that a poster eventually had to split up with someone because when they were out and about (not in bed) he kept whispering "Penetration!" in her ear. Presumably thinking it was turning her on! 😂

This reminds me of that 😄

Jesus Christ. The horror. There is no circumstance when that word would be a turn on, let alone when out and about!

A friend of mine once reported that a man she’d slept with had told her at one point that ‘my foreskin is fully retracted’. Like he was writing some kind of medical report. I don’t think I stopped laughing for a week.

I could not hack that, I would be completely distracted

Honestly I'd have to say you're putting me off but I can't see how it wouldn't cause upset !

He was just having a nice time !

I was thinking that, needs to be In another thread ! 🤣

I keep hearing Barry White songs playing, red nylon sheets….
He has clearly been doing this for a while and nobody has told him. Or if they have he’s taken notice.
Previous partners lying there thinking please, Graham, not that again.
Do men actually think women want to hear this.
At least he isn’t calling it ‘Teddy’ like I’ve seen on that ick thread. As in ‘Teddy is tired’ which is hideous.
Can you keep repeating ‘oh I do agree, Graham, my fanny feels fantastic, what a lovely coincidence!’

My dick feels good
my vagina also feels good

every time

Nope sorry this would give me too much of an ick. I'd have to end it. You could try talking to him about it and say you find his constant repetitions of "my dick feels/felt good" to be too off putting and see what he says.

I got that by actually reading the thread, it did sound like he was letting her know he was enjoying himself not boasting but like I said I actually read the thread and OP confirmed that in her post

OP said ⬇️

No he was referring to himself. As in. ‘I am enjoying the feeling in my penis’.
He makes sure it does feel good for me too. But when he says this phrase he is referring to himself. He’s not boasting.

I suggest "you're welcome" as a return catchphrase.
Possibly because I frequently use it in a passive aggressive way...

Stick a finger in his bum, see does he change his tune.

I think I'd start saying really loudly 'Yes, you already mentioned that' before he gets his arsed dumped.

This made me chuckle on a Monday morning.

I'd be very tempted to say, 'really, can't say I'm quite there.....'

Sorry OP, rubbish advice from me 😁

OMFG 😂😂😂

Although he might change it to 'your finger feels good' 👉

We were once DTD with the news at 10 on in the background. I cried out ‘fucking hell Richard Whiteley has died’!

Excellent user name for your suggestion!

I can’t breathe 😂
You’re not Carol Vordeman are you?

Perhaps you could shout repeatedly “my Fanny feels equally satisfied!”

If I can’t find the right way to bring it up I might actually have to do this. Might also serve to tell him he still has work to do if he changes to ‘My dick felt good’ after he comes but I’m still working in the present tense!

Oh my good god. He could be Tom Hardy and if he behaved like that, I’d tell him to get the fuck out of my house.

How on earth did you go back twice more?!

Because for a long time prior to him starting to repeatedly tell me his dick felt good, his mouth was otherwise occupied and I enjoyed it a huge amount!

More likely he will go with "my bum hole feels good" ⭕