Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

Lucky you weren’t scouting for the basketball team 😂

One man I was on a date with started telling me that his wife had never told him he was handsome. People had since and he'd decided she hadn't so he wouldn't run off with anyone else.

I once went on a date to the cinema with the best looking man I’d ever met. We met in a bar and he was very charming and smitten with me. But in the cinema he kept staring at me because he was “mesmerised by my beauty” it’s nice to be found attractive but he just stared the whole movie and it really freaked me out. Because I was young and shallow and he was gorgeous, I went on another date but he just laid it on too thick so ended it via text. When I next saw him in the city centre a few weeks later he cried 🤣

Crying with laughter at these.
An ex boyfriend once brought me the CD of Ronan Keating ‘when you say nothing at all’ and said he thought of me when he listened to it. I couldn’t get past it.

15 years old and on top of the world when a hot guy asked me out. Didn't know him, in fact I'd probably hustled past him and his mates with my head down avoiding eye contact for years. So it was a surprise to find out he not only knew my name but that he wanted to "go out" with me. So exciting.
Until our first date when this wonderful hunk of hotness kissed me. Or rather fixed his lips around my lower face and proceeded to wash me with his tongue. So so so vile.
I persevered with a second date but had to dump him when I realised I was one big rash from the nose down.
Why oh why do guys not stop to think that excess saliva and a washing machine tongue is so not appealing?!

Although a different guy had the opposite problem, only sedate little pecks from him. Yuk.

OLD disaster: photographer, dashing, cosmopolitan, sensitive, hot. He suggested a country walk for our first date. Could spell, good conversation, seemed really interesting.
Then half an hour into our walk, he revealed that he lived in a shed at the bottom of his parents garden and had a curfew that he had to stick to or they'd stop his allowance. He was 35. Ffs.

The guy who said "in-gine" instead of engine. Ick.

Oh please please set this up!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂

I once went on a first date where we agreed to go halves. I paid in cash - he tried to pay his share in luncheon vouchers! I left a fiver as a tip and the fucker pocketed it as we left the restaurant…

Oh dear. I think this is my XH. 🤢

This is an ick girl and an ick boy story. Years ago , when i was much younger,. a friend of my ex boyfriend started going out with a new girlfriend.. After a few weeks of them seeing each other non stop she had to go away for a while. He came round like a lovesick puppy , missing her, and said she' d told him before going away to send her hid sperm through the post. The way he told us, we couldn't work out if it was a joke between them or if she really meant it. I 'd never really liked him much anyway and that just made me feel even more yuck.

Yep. Met this chap too!

I had this too, the guy travelled 100 miles to meet me after we met online. We met at a motorway services and within 15 minutes of meeting he has to go back to his car to get his jacket. He ran back to his car like Larry Grayson. Because he'd travelled so far I put up with him for about 4 hours but absolutely could not get that image out of my head.

From behind, his head was on at a weird angle.

OMG this is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

Same guy… was on the shortish side so took up roller-skating, and rarely took them off for the height bolstering - skated around university campus

I’d told him a song I liked so next time he picked me up in his car (no roller skates luckily) he had it lined up on the stereo to play just as I got in. Worse than the skates

And a different guy, and I am ashamed of myself here… he was lovely and clever and so into me, but he had a milky stain on his glasses he just didn’t seem to clock and I couldn’t get past it. And he was called Ian which young and stupid me thought was also a dealbreaker. He went on to have a wonderful and interesting life last I heard!

Wandy Wich also made a poncho out of his nan's 1970s orange curtains and wore it, not ironically
I once saw him blow his nose on his hair
He used to exclaim, 'wahhh!' when his willy was touched. He loved those W words...
Amazingly we are still friends, decades on. Crap as a couple but fine as friends..where I don't have the chance to get the ick as no intimacy! He's a very 'out there' guy... Or should I say, we are fwends...

He travelled by train to meet me at a cafe. Produced a bar of Green and Black chocolate, I thought it was for me! He proudly declared he had eaten most of it on the train, then polished off the final squares in front of me without offering any. Kissed like a rabid terrier. Game over!!!

I’m wondering if any of these of these are the same bloke. I recall these gems:
ex husband I’d only known a few months and have no fucking idea how I got swept along into marrying:
never used his tongue whilst snogging, he literally don’t know how to
asked me to ‘guide me in’ each and every single time we dtd
folded his clothes perfectly in a pile
never made a sound or facial expression during sex
spent about half an hour each morning spraying hair spray with about a hundred short little sprays
stood staring at me whilst I was in the shower making a weird gurning dreamy face i think he thought was showing his admiration

another one had thick shit round his arse when I went down on him

Could be here all night thinking about it, boak.

The dirty arse .. that's foul🤮

I will never ever forget the stench. I’ve never moved so fast during sex.

The first thing that came to mind with your exH is autism?

As for the clagnut guy, that is fucking grim. Did you puke on him?

I also had one who hadn't wiped his arse properly when I went down on him. Similarly I will never forget the smell.

He asked me straight afterwards if I was washing my hands. Too bloody right I was...