Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

[yeahhhhmate]

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these

ill start:

went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG)

another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP

Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left

another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though.

please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

I've had this too!

one guy was sending me screenshots of my own instagram saying 'this is too much'
he also send me a picture of my make up WHEN I WAS AT A FESTIVAL and said no, too much

I told him I didn't want to carry on seeing him as he was still eating his work lunch out of his mums orange stained Tupperware amongst other reasons. His name wasn't Toby was it? 😂😂

Oh another one sorry!!!

so many of mine are during a shag🤣 another guy would say 'HERE IT COMES!!!' When he was about to nut. He sounded like he was watching a building be demolished or waiting for the red arrows to fly over.

why are men so awkward!

Fucking hell! 😲

He would fart on his fingers and, in an absentminded way, sniff them.

🤢🤣🤢

Recently, a guy who I'd been shagging asked if I wanted a "missionary cream pie".

He also asked if I'd "like some more Mr Wiggly".

Referred to my pussy as an "erotic flower".

Another said "Bodacious" a lot.

He also told me he was off to get himself a treat from Tesco after a long shift. He "treated" himself to a Ribena Light. We obviously weren't on the same page regarding what constituted as a good time...

Also had a couple of the grinding circular motion men.... What is that all about??

😂😂😂

Ickiest BF for sex was a very nice chap I actually felt sorry for (and still do, looking back).

He enjoyed our sessions and wasn't too bad at it but just couldn't come, due to feeling too self-conscious and going all giggly about it, which would ruin the atmosphere for both of us.

We had several tries over the course of a month or two, but all fizzled out in the same manner. I told him not to worry, we were having fun and that's what mattered (while actually planning to end the increasingly sad "sleeping together" aspect of the relationship).

But we did end up in bed together one more time, in which he seemed a lot hornier than usual, and it all seemed to be coming to a proper climax, although still taking its time. Finally he grabbed his erection, meaning to steer it into me, but he immediately "came" all over me, in a seemingly endless golden fountain that was mostly if not entirely piss.

He was so pathetically proud of actually having "come", while I was not all amused, but humoured him long enough to have a shower and part on amicable terms.

He was talking non-stop about quitting smoking, he just decided to quit a week ago or so and it definitely took a toll on him. Don't get me wrong, it's an amazing decision, but not so much when it's the only thing you're able to talk about.

He left me waiting outside the toilets for agesssss while in town on a date day and said NOTHING when he came out. Acted totally normal.

So glad I read this thread, if only to learn that the circular motion thing (London Eye) is not a great idea.

Thank you ladies!

Absolutely spot on. I remember my sister telling me she was watching her tall bloke carrying shopping bags. She said when she saw his bobbing head, above the crowd, and 10 to 2 angled feet, coming towards her, she knew she couldn't be in bed with him again 😂

Disgusting - that was just treating you with no consideration and respect, at all. Typical bloke, making it all about his enjoyment.

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Went on a breakfast date. Guy was nice looking, we had loads in common. There was a wait for the cooked breakfasts so I said why not have some cereal. Oh no, he said, that's pure sugar.

Insta-ick. Fancy being so precious about a bowl of bloody Special K.

Ribena Light 😂

The sugar police = instant ick

Had a few dates with a guy who was 6ft 6 (im only 5ft) who mentioned a few times about the size of his huge hands and feet with a but if a wink.
roll on to the time when we are doing the deed
ive never felt so cheated in my life, was looking forward to his monster dick and was met with a tiny cone shaped appendage
ok, he can’t help that do plough on
was like banging a plank, he was literally straight up and down with no movement
licked inside my ears the whole time like a noisy eater (my pet peeev) and came too quick
to top it off, in the morning i noticed he didn’t have a tooth brush and assumed he’d forgotten so offered him a spare, he kept responding with ‘nah it’s ok I’ve got mouthwash’ took me a while to twig he saw no need to brush his teeth at all
also moaned constantly about his ex and laughed at the size of the extension I’d had built on the back of the house ‘wasn’t worth bothering’.. he still lived with his mum

Oh and another
was a ONS
kept saying ‘goood giiiiirrrrl’ in a creepy slightly high pitched voice whilst we were having sex and giving me a running commentary on his thoughts of when he should come as he was torn between going for it but then it would be over, on repeat every minute

Ah yeah and another guy who came in my mouth and then said ‘tut tut, look what you made me do’ ffs 😭

Wasn't really like that - it was I who ended these sessions when it was clear they weren't going anywhere. As for the last attempt, he knew it wasn't supposed to be a golden shower and was very surprised and apologetic, but still very relieved he'd actually "ejaculated". Who knows, he might eventually have got it together but I was happy to leave that experience to other "lucky ladies".

Somehow I did, but when he asked me if I enjoyed my surprise, I couldn't lie, and had to say it really wasn't my thing (quite proud of how diplomatic I was). I ended it a couple of days later..

Apparently when men do this it means they are sending signals they want to procreate. I had an ex who would regularly give baby words to certain objects and would look up at me, pout his lips and rapidly blink his eyes (fluttering his eyelashes). I couldn’t look at him when he did this. It was so awful.

This same guy flirted with a man right in front of me. It was gratuitous. I was so disgusted and told him his behaviour was disrespectful to me. He said he was only joking. I said I doubt that because this guy was clearly gay. We argued about this for a while and he said it wasn’t gay because this man had a wife. I maintained that he was still gay and just because he had a wife didn’t mean he wasn’t gay. It wasn’t just the way he spoke, it was the body language this guy had and the way my ex flirted back and engaged with him - mirroring his behaviour.

There were so many things this guy gave me the ick about. I still believe he is gay.

Went on a second date with a fella. He asked if he could kiss me (fair enough) then got “can I touch your boobies”, then went on about “a man in a boat “ - the clitoris. If that wasn’t bad enough he called my vag “ your Mary “.

He, got really excited when we went out with my sons to celebrate the youngest’s 18th and were sat at table numbered 69… kept shouting “69!69!”

then I finally got the ick when he came to my house, saw him walking up the drive with his sex box. Dumped him not long after 🤣 it was like seeing a teenage boy who’d just discovered sex.

Did he want you to sign for it?