Oooh, Irish Lady's Tresses sound fab, a plant with a security detail! That's what the in-person MNers needed the other night haha.
Re: the go slow in nature snark. Maybe I've met them!! I did the Coast to Coast cycle in 2015* and stopped one night in the Lake District at a gastropub inn.
The [temporary?] landlord, who was exceedingly grumpy to have to do any work, and his wife loudly made it known that they disliked cyclists who "just rush past everything!"**. They weren't keen on the mud on my bike – even outside. Let me add, this was not a posh or gleaming place either. Nice enough, but not that special.
She looked SWish, but he wasn't much of a TW/SA/MK.
*For charity, on a shopping bike – yes, the Pennine encountered was very difficult, I wheeled it up.
**I couldn't walk Wainwright's Walk, as couldn't take so much time off work.