I obviously do need to introduce a Thread Frothometer Monitor.
Try repeating that quickly, especially after joining in with the drinking game.
Thinking further about it, as a responsible OP I should really introduce some kind of warning system to assist our commenting critics, like the weather or shipping forecast maybe, or the tide tables or Richter Scale.
Competitively Indignant Froth: High tide
Self-Righteous Indignation: 7.9
Whipping Up: Strong south-westerly
Witches Hunted: 5
Ridiculousness: Storm force
Obsessive Crawling * (sic): Hurricane level
Money expended: £44.97
Temperature of welcome: -9
*Did the irate poster mean trawling?